Theories About the End of the World

WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE! END OF THE WORLD IS COMING SOON! The Face Up to the Facts, Buttercup - The World WILL End! NOSTRADAMUS THE MAYANS PREDICTS SAYWE RE END! BONED! THE Nostradamus predicted a lot of stuff, but his prophecies keep on going until 3797, so we've ğot plenty of time Actually, it's more that their calendar runs out in 2012, and they predict "the end of the age," whatever THAT means 2012 SUPERVOLCANO! 2007 A lot of scientists predict an eruption of a supervolcano like Yellowstone. This would throw enough ash and crap into the atmosphere to, choke out the sun- and we'd die soon after. 7 But -it's a volcano. It could go at any time. Or not. 2012 2020 Pat Robertsor NIBIRU! Jeane DiKon we Apparen. Pat Robertson predicted in his book, The New Millenium, that we'd be gone on Aprik29, 2007. Thank God he was mistaken! Psychic Jeane Dixon predicted that Christ would return and defeat the devil in 2020- 2037. Or 1968. Somewhere in there. ar ge ready to get hit by a řoguru. That would kind Of suck. Keep watching the skies. SAAC NEWTON SAYS WE WILL ALL FRY! Newton's calculations From Book Of Revelations says we're hosed sometime in 2060. Yay! NUCLEAR WAR! ROCKS FROM SPACE! FAMINE! DISEASE! We have enough nuclear weapons to wipe us all jout several times. There are little tiny ones and great big giănt ones - and all it takes, is an itchy trigger finger or a spilled drink on a control panel - and POOF! We live in an large and unpredictable, universe. There are rocks Floating around out there that could send us along our way like the dinosaŭrs. It would be a one in a million shot, but there's still a shot. Yikes! With the sun getting hotter and allthe wars The Black Plague killed one out of three people in Europe and Asia. We've got all sorts of pig and bird Flu. But you can do something to stop the end. WASH YOUR HANDS. and droughts and messed up crops, the whole world could STARVE! We need to ramp up Twinkie production. NOW. *Onr Maybe Not