The Formulas For Making A Horror, Action or Porn Movie

I WANT TO MAKE A PORN MOVIE 27 cm -CON- CEPTION I'm looking for inspiration NO HAAAAARDER!! I write my script (with dialogue) I HAVE AN IDEA? ahhhhhhh!!! What are their fantasies ? Oh YEEES OH OH OH !! YES boobs a kind gentle sensitive man And? ass I'M LOOKING +. big boobs FOR A PRODUCER it's going to be a love story Oh yes love! and well-hung very big boobs KingsizeProd? SexyRonnyFilms? I'M LOOKING Here, I'll give you some love! FOR A REAL PRODUCER PRE- *PRODUCTION LOCATION OK YES laundry A baroque salon neo-romantic with a satin sofa. pool .... lift Audrey Wetwet? Melanie Fingerlove? . THE SET mum's place a table / a bed / a rug parking garage Find actresses office Should I do a street casting call? NO (they want to sleep with → and a male street casting call develop a selection method: OK the boss to get ahead) Isn't that the idea? CASTING Find actors Dino Woodstick? Vincent Snake? buy supply of Chlamydia – and Syphilis take over the set Double the supply! Brief the stylist condoms YES NO brazilian Brief the beautician ►>> landing strip The postman arrives Scene 1: The pizza delivery guy arrives - The plumber arrives- grizzly and does 16 the girl. cm crotehless panties NO - you won't see them on screen g-strings ..and some ACTION Scene 12: let's shoot the take - g-strings nurse's blouse schoolgirl's uniform clothes? parter The actress fucked up the scene belts YES let's do the let's do the scene again? actress again? Who's the right person to choose the best take? EDITING POST Ok we're colposcopic? PRODUCTION doing 24, 45, 46 and 29. I need close-ups An editor! A porn star? macroscopic! Scene 67: goes in / goes out /goes in goes out / goes in /goes out goes in / goes out /goes in YES NO The pages of Kama-Sutra. the take! Wide shot of the baroque salon. OK, good that one's a keeper! (to make the set worthwhile) NO the actress? (don't forget to air out the studio) Close-up on Melanie's ... while she takes Dino's ...... in the Internet /21h per day TV /after midnight DISTRIBUTION Use that really long take with Audrey. THEATRICALRELEASE Sex-shops LOO00ONG TAKE PROMOTION Porn festivals NO find a title: NC-17 •S.O.S leak TAKE • Pizza Nut He prefers the take were Dino does the taking. The Producer RETAKE • THE POSTMAN ALWAYS COMES TWICE wants another take TAKE 04 cm CANAL+ SHOOTING A FILM ISN'T THAT SIMPLE CANAL+ SUPPORTS THOSE WHO MAKE MOVIES LOOHS HE