Supermom

PRONTO COMICS ISSUE NO. 1 MAY 13, 2012 25¢ SUPERMOM FOR ALL THOSE TIMES SHE CAME TO YOUR RESCUE, SHE'S PROOF THAT SUPERHEROES DO EXIST. SHE MAY NOT WEAR A FANCY CAPE OR HAVE HER OWN MOVIE, BUT HERE ARE SOME OF HER SUPERPOWER ABILITIES... EXTRAORDINARY PATIENCE HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SUPERMOM SPENDS HOURS IN LABOR, CHANGES THOUSANDS OF DIAPERS, AND STILL LOVES YOU LIKE NO ONE ELSE... YOUR MOM HOW LONG SHE WAS IN LABOR WITH YOU? FIRST-TIME MOMS TYPICALLY SPEND 12-24 ... NOW THAT'S SOMETHING TO BE GRATEFUL FOR! HOURS IN LABOR 7300 BY A BABY'S 2ND BIRTHDAY: DIAPER CHANGES 880 MOM!! !!MOM MOM!! OF LAUNDRY IS DONE BY MOMS, TOTALING 330 LOADS AND 5300 ARTICLES OF CLOTHING PER YEAR FROM PJ'S TO SOCCER JERSEYS, SUPERMOM A PRESCHOOLER REQUIRES MOM'S ATTENTION ONCE EVERY CAN REMOVE ANY STAIN AND FOLD CLOTHES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET... AS A BABY, YOU'VE NEEDED HER ON AVG. 210 TIMES A DAY; 4 MINUTES OR 210 X A DAY SEE IF YOU CAN MATCH THAT IN HUGS & THANK YOUS THIS MOTHER'S DAY! SUPERNATURAL POWERS DON'T MESS WITH SUPERMOM... JAPANESE NEURO- SCIENTISTS FOUND THAT MOTHERS WERE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE THEIR OWN BABY'S CRY WHICH COULD THEN IGNITE A "STRONG & SPECIFIC" BRAIN RESPONSE TO THEIR BABY'S DISTRESS, PROVIDING SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE OF SUPERMOM'S MATERNAL LOVE AND "VIGILANT PROTECTIVENESS." ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR TROUBLE... DON'T WORRY, SHE HAS YOUR BACK! BAM! POW BIFF! A SUPERMOM IN CANADA SHOWED HER HYSTERICAL STRENGTH (A PHENOMENON WHERE A BLAST OF ADRENALINE & ELECTRICAL IMPULSES RESULTS IN A DISPLAY OF EXTREME STRENGTH THAT SEEMS SUPERHUMAN) WHEN SHE WRESTLED WITHA FIERCE POLAR BEAR TO PROTECT HER SEVEN-YEAR-OLD SON. NOW THAT'S ONE TOUGH MAMA! MASTER MULTI-TASKER 470 SUPERMOMS ARE SOME OF THE HARDEST WORKING PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. THEY JUGGLE MANY ROLES AND RESPONSIBILITIES AT HOME-OFTENTIMES ON TOP OF THEIR FULL OR PART-TIME JOBS. OF MOTHERS WITH CHILDREN THINK YOU COULD HANDLE THAT? UNDER 18 ARE EMPLOYED CEO OF HOUSEHOLD PEACEMAKER HOMEWORK HELPER NURSE CHAUFFEUR CHEERLEADER CHEF ESPECIALLY FOR PICKY PALATES!! BEDTIME STORY READER BOOGIE MONSTER CHASER LULLABY SINGER CHAMPION TICKLER NOT ALL SUPERHEROES WEAR CAPES! COSTUME DESIGNER / SEAMSTRESS POTTY TRAINING SPECIALIST TOY REPAIRER 1001 MAY 13 20. n 12 01-765/412 IF A WORKING MOM MOM $1 WERE TO HAVE AN TO THE ORDER OF 66,979 ANNUAL SALARY (ON TOP OF HER ACTUAL SIXTY-SIX THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED& SEVENTY-NINE po.LARS SALARY) IT WOULD THE KIDS #1 MOM BE OVER $60K! MEMO 1234 5678 9: 0987654321 10011 BUT SUPERMOM DOES IT ALL FOR FREE, NO SALARY COMPUTED FOR A TYPICAL WORKING MOM WORKING AN AVERAGE OF 57.9 ADDITIONAL HOURS / WEEK AT HOME. (ADD TO ACTUAL SALARY FOR TOTAL COMPENSATION.) QUESTIONS ASKED. FOR ALL THE SUPERMOMS WHO ARE ALWAYS THERE TO SAVE THE DAY, THANKS! SHARE THIS WITH YOUR MOM THIS MOTHER'S DAY IF YOU THINK SHE'S A SUPERHERO MOM! *prontocom Pronto is not responsible for any errors. SOURCES http://www.happyworker.com/supermom/facts http://my.clevelandclinic.org/healthy_living/pregnancy/hic_labor_and_delivery.aspx http://www.mendeley.com/research/the-functional-neuroanatomy-of-maternal-love-mothers-response-to- infants-attachment-behaviors/ http://www.occultcenter.com/2008/02/mother_lifts_car_to_save_child/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/lvujivik, Quebec http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysterical_strength http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/wellness/story/2012-04-12/working-mothers-vs-stay-at-home-mothers/ 54234794/1 http://www.salary.com/mom-paycheck/