Star Wars

STARWARS Skywalker to Vader and Back Again Facts, Minutia and Weird StufF Star Wars Episode 1 "A Phantom Menace" Jar Jar binks is introduced to much hatred. We will NOT picture him here. TATOOINE Other Planets Shown or Visited Coruscant Naboo Released May 19, 1999 Рното UNAVAILABLE Production Cost: 115.1 million Podracing, anyone? The event is meant to show Skywalker's intelligence and piloting ability. Acording to Star Wars lore, some historions suggest that "Darth" is actually a corruption of the Rakatan word Daritho, meaning "emperor" US Revenue: 529.9 million Li'I Skywalker builds C3PO From parts, but he's got n no skin. Darth Maul's unique dual-bladed lightsaber cut in half. Then he gets himself cut in half. Slick, Still irritating. In Episode 1, we are introduced to Anakin Skywalker, o smart, šweet kid. Very un-Darth. R2D2 is the of 4 repair dooide grd Padme Amidala's ship. He soon becomes the property Of Skywalker. Yet, Vader doesn't seem to recognize him KAMINO Other Planets Shown or Visited Coruscant Geonosis Naboo Tatooine Clone troopers are all clones of Jango Fett. As are, we assume, all Stormtroopers.c They can buy pants in bulk. Saves big money. Relegsed May 16, 2002 Star Wars Episode 2 "Attack of the Clones" Production Cost: 120 million Jango Fett, the guy who all clone troopers (and later, stormtroopers) ore based on, has one clone who has his own thoughts and personality - Bobo. His son. Boba picks up his dad's head. Not sure what he did with it. Kaminoans have great cloning ability & crazy long necks. Scarves are very expensive on Kamino. US Revenue: 324.8 million In Episode 2, we start to see the impetuous side of Skywalker. We see possion and anger. According to Yoda, Fear leads to anger, onger leads to hate, hote leads to suffering. What is Anakin afraid of? Good hair cuts? Anakin has a rat tail. In 2002? Re Deople in space Mr. Lucos. have some Fashíon sense. Come on, Jango wears shiny. blue Mandaloran armor. Boba wears green. Is it the same gear, and did Boba buy a can of spray paint? Jango Fett's ship, Slave I, is blue. Boba's is green. Did he get a discount on green paint? Star Wars Episode 3 "Revenge of the Sith" Released May 16, 2005 WOOKIEESIII (and they have bętter hair than Anakin.) MUSTAFAR Other Planets Shown or Visited Cato Neimoidia · Coruscant Dagobah (Deleted Scene) Kashyyk · Mygeeto Naboo · Saleucami Tatooine · Utapau 4 light sabers, and he still gets punked by Obi-Wan. Production Cost: 113 million US Revenue: 375.8 million In Episode 3, we see the Final descent of Skywalker into Vader. We also get to hear one of the most controversial things ever said by Darth Vader: “NO0000000000000000000000000000!"- Reason #1 that Darth Vader dislikes s'mores. "Good relations with the Wookiees, I have. You'd better. They're 4 times your size. Luke (and Leia) is born, Yoda and Obi Wan Kenobi go into hiding. Yoda picks a planet with horrible weather. Kenobi picks a planet with the Mos Eisley Contina. Ben parties, Yoda swats flies. Now who's the master? In Episode 4, we see Vader, in full regalia, For the first time. He is now the ultimate evil in the universe. All goodness is gone. Our First view OP. Vader is on Tontive 4 a consulan ship. He's not in a good mood. Star Wars Episode 4 YAVIN 4 Other Planets Shown or Visited Alderaan Taatooine Yavin Yavin 4 (Moon) "A New Hope" Released May 25, 1977 A bunch of Jawas almost Production Cost: 11 million steal the most important pilece 1OP hardware In the US Revenue: 1,01 billio universe. You would think thot the Force would be better oble to protect poor R2. ePore cror Wars, Mark Hamill was in a car wreck, which scorred his Face, leading to the whole Wampa scene in Episode 5 The devil? Really? Come on, I can get this costume at WolMart. Given the most powerful weapon universe, Luke points it at his Face The Force is, uh "strong with this one. Millions of Stormtroopers suddenly become unemployed when Luke blows up their place of employment. Star Wars Episode 5 "The Empire Strikes Back" During the scenes Hoth, Han Solo is carrying a bull whip, the one that Harrison Ford used in Raiders of the Lost Ark The whole "Wampa" situation had to be written into the script to explain "Luke's" new Facial scars. Plus, it gave Han Solo the reason to stuff Luke into the guts of a Tauntaun. НOTH Other Planets Shown or Visited Bespin Dagobah Released May 21, 1980 Production Cost: 18 million US Revenue: 591.3 million Yoda was originally supposed to be a frog-like character called "Minch. In Episode 5, we learn* that Darth Vader is Luke's father Luke says “NO00000000000!," but it's not nearly as lame as Vader's line in Episode 3. when it was just the original trilogy. This is the only movie in the Trilogy Pull-sized m nac had a Millennium Falcon. Of the In Episode 6, Vader becomes Skywolker ogain. In his finol moments, his love For his son overrides his dark side, and he chucks the Emperor down center shaft of the Deoth Stor He is the one who brings balance to the Force. Loke helped, but Father knows best. ENDOR Other Planets Star Wars Episode 6 Shown or Visited Bespin (Added Scene) Dagobah Coruscant (Added Scene) Naboo (Added Scene) Tatooine The movie was Filmed os Blue Harvest: Horror Beyond Imagination to ovold people trying "Return of the Jedi" Released May 25, 1983 Production Cost: 32.5 million US Revenue: 578.4 million on the produc spy The Ewok role was originally set to be played by Wookies, but Lucas decided that since Chewbacca could Fly and repair the Millennium Falcon, that Wookiees were too technologically advanced to fit the plot. Too bad- Wookiees are awesome. Ewoks - not so much. Originally slated to be called Revenge oF the Jedi, the Filn was renamed prior to releas as revenge is not something that Jedis would participate in. REVENGESJEDI Luke Skywalker completes his Jedi troining by returning to battle Darth Vader. Most Fölks think that Luke will be the one to bring balance back to the universe, but - he's really just there to bring Anakin back around. That, and to carry Yoda in a backpack. Wait - why is Anakin young ggain? But Obi-Wan is old and so is Yoda. I'm so confused. Yoda wasn't going to oppear in this Pilm, but was added after consultation with child psychologists onndor character to confirm Darth Vader's claim that he is Luke Skywalker's fother Lucas decide he needed an Character Timeline - Births, First Appearances and Deaths Episode 1 The Phantom Menace Episode 2 Attack of the Clones Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith Episode The Empire Strikes Back Episode 6 Return of the Jedi Episode 4 New Hope Luke Skywalker and Emperor Palpotine aboard Deoth Stor 2, but DUC not before he turns back into Anakin. Dark Side Calling.. Anakin Skywalker Really, a Kid? Ugh. Rat Tail? C'mon. Darth Vader Vader technically, never dies. Luke's Dad? NO WAY! Evil Personified Obi-Wan Кenobi Killed b Darth Vader aboard on Emperial Cruiser. Made Luke scream. Young and Dul A Little Older and Duller You Get the Idea Padme Amidala Dies at the hands of Anakin Skywalker but not before giving birth to Luke & Leia, who were giant babies. Jail Bait Hubba Hubba Dies of being really, realy, really, super-duper elderly. Yoda Young, he is relatively Super Old, But not seen Exceptionally Obviously Senile No spring chicken Kind of old R2-D2 Woo000 (Also gets shot) Whirrer Веер Blurp Воор Clonk Qui-Gon Jinn Gets killed 3 by Darth Maul. Mace Windu Killed by Emperor Polpatine and Anakin Skywalker Badder than Bad Tougher than Tough Count Dooku Anakin Skywalker First cuts off his hand, then lops off his head. Very Dapper Kind of Creepy Boba Fett He Falls into the Saarlac Pit. Really, not the coolest way to buy the Farm. Picks Up Dad's Head 3 lines. Instant Fame Jabba the Hutt Princess Leio chokes the big man with the chain she's ottached to. Very Fob Obese Tubby Huge Ginormous We get to meet Chewbacca First on Kashyyk, while he is -helping to get Yoda into his escope pod. We see that Chewie is more thaản d walking carpet. Chewbacca Beats C3PO at chess Irritated by C3PO Princess Leia Leia is born as Padme Amidala dies in birth. Lives happily ever after Captured by Vader Wonnies a lot. Luke Skywalker Luke is Leia's twin, and they're giant babies. Götto be 12 pounders. At least. Blows up Death Star Loses Hand Kills Dad. Wins. Han Solo Han Solo is such a bod ass, he had to be around Forever, but we don't see hím until the Cantina scene. Blasts Greedo In love and Frozen Thawed and Angry designedbydesignavl.com