Social Media Man

4CUL MEDL NAD THE SOCIAL MEDIA INFOGRAPHIC onesocialmedia HE IS ABLE TO KEEP UP HIS SECRET AND PROFESSIONAL Copyrighted by One Social Media LLC Created by: Mike Bal, 2011 www.OneSocialMedia.com IDENTITY BY BLENDING IN WITH THE OTHER 101 MILLION PROFESSIONALS ON THE LINKEDIN NETWORK. OHR HERO HAS OPTIMIZED HIS LINKEDIN PROFILE TO MAKE SURE THAT HIS ALLIES CAN FIND HIM NOT JUST ON LINKEDIN BUT ON ALL OF THE SEARCH ENGINES. in THE FORCES OF EVIL HAVE BEEN WORKING ON A PLAN TO HYPNOTIZE THE 700 MILLION FACEBOOK USERS AROUND THE WORLD AND TURN THEM IN TO ZOMBIES! THEY WILL START WITH THE 206.2 MILLION INSIDE THE UNITED STATES BEFORE THEY GO AFTER THE OTHER 7O% OF FACEBOOK USERS AROUND THE WORLD. THEIR ATTACK WILL HIT 18 TO 34 YEAR OLDS HARDEST AS 48% OF THEM CHECK FACEBOOK BEFORE THEY EVEN GET OUT OF BED... f WITH OVER 300 MILLION USERS AND 460,000 PEOPLE JOINING EVERY DAY. THIS EXTRA POWER IS SURE TO COME IN USEFUL AS TIME RUNS THIN... OUR HERO HAS NO TIME TO WASTE, HE USES THE SPEED OF TWITTER TO PUT A STOP TO THIS EVIL PLOT. HE GAINS SPEED FROM EVERY ONE OF THE 155 MILLION TWEETS A DAY. SINCE THE VIRUS STARTED ON FACEBOOK AND OVER 46 YEARS OF YOUTHBE VIDEOS ARE WATCHED ON FACEBOOK EVERY DAY SOCIAL MEDIA MAN KNOWS WHAT HE HAS TO DO. USING HIS YOUTHBE VISION HE FILLS THE 48 HOURS OF VIDEO THAT IS UPLOADED EVERY MINUTE WITH A VIRAL VIDEO THAT COUNTERACTS THE ZOMBIE TRANSFORMATION. KNOWING THAT EVEN THE ZOMBIES CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM FACEBOOK, OUR HERO MOVES ON TO OTHER MATTERS... You Tube POW! USING HIS BLOGTELLIGENCE HE COLLECTS DATA FROM THE 20,624,391 WORDPRESS.COM SITES TO LOCATE THE EVIL MASTERMIND BEHIND THIS SOCIAL MEDIA ATTACK. TODAY THE 376,549 BLOGGERS WHO POSTED 415,252 TIMES HELPED MAKE THE WORLD A SAFER PLACE...