So You Want to be a Necromancer?

So you want to be a necromancer? Step 2 Spend time with the (un)dead as a gravedigger, mortician, or drone in a large corporation Obtain a Step 1 Necronomicon Step 3 Overthrow the master. Build your own army of undead minions. Apprenticeship! Must accept low/no pay, poor benefits, and the (high) risk of bodily harm. Step 4 Vampires Zombies For the serious necromancer, location is everything. Move near a graveyard where you'll have easy access to the recently dead. The Infernal Detective. Coming in May. 2013 from misterio press. kirstenweiss.com