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The Science of Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

THE SCIENCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THE ZOMBIEDISORDER CONSCIOUSNESS DEFICIT HYPOACTIVITY DISORDER Consciousness Deficit Hypoactivity Disorder (CDHD): The loss of rational, voluntary and conscious behavior replaced by delusionalAmpulsive aggression,stimulus-driven attention, the inability to coordinate motor linguistic behaviors and an insatiable appetite for human flesh. SCANS OF THE ZOMBIE BRAIN 9000 1000 A ZOMBIE E HUMAN The scans show significant brain tissue Through detailed scans, the exact brain areas that have been destroyed in the zombie can be reconstructed. loss in the zombie. The gray area shows what a human brain would look like The profile of damage corroborates the behavioral observations of zombies. THE SCIENCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 1. DEFECT 2. DEFECT Slow moving zombies Amensia • CAUSE Damage to the cerebellum, zombies exhibit severe ataxia and thus will be slow and uncoordinated. CAUSE Loss of the hippocampue has caused the zombie to have very short memory span8. Take advantage of thie by hiding OUT-RUN THEM! KEEP QUIET, WAITITOUTI 3. DEFECT IT'S A MARATHON, NOT A SPRINT. UNLESSITIS A SPRINT, THEN SPRINT! Immunity to pain • CAUSE Due to damage to the parietal cortices, zombies can't feel pain; if you can't kill them by damaging the brainstem, don't try to fight them. They won't feet a thing DON TFIGHTTHEMI USE YOUR HEAD; CUT OFF THEIRS! 4. DEFECT 5. DEFECT Misconceptions Easily distracted 11 • CAUSE • CAUSE Loss of the posterior parietal cortices has lead to a difficulty for zombies to coordinate hand-eye movements, an inability to visually fixate, and an inability to perceive more than one object at a time. Take advantage of their distractibility! Zombies appear to exhibit a form of the Capgras delusion. If the zombie's ataxia isn't enough to allow you to outrun it, you may wish to act like a zombie until you can escape. Mimicking in-group zombie behaviors may buy you critical moments! DISTRACT THEM! MIMICK THEM! Research by Pimsleur Approach The Zombie Research tociety www.imsieupraachoem www.zombieresearch.org THE SCIENCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THE ZOMBIEDISORDER CONSCIOUSNESS DEFICIT HYPOACTIVITY DISORDER Consciousness Deficit Hypoactivity Disorder (CDHD): The loss of rational, voluntary and conscious behavior replaced by delusionalAmpulsive aggression,stimulus-driven attention, the inability to coordinate motor linguistic behaviors and an insatiable appetite for human flesh. SCANS OF THE ZOMBIE BRAIN 1000 A ZOMBIE E HUMAN The scans show significant brain tissue Through detailed scans, the exact brain areas that have been destroyed in the zombie can be reconstructed. loss in the zombie. The gray area shows what a human brain would look like The profile of damage corroborates the behavioral observations of zombies. THE SCIENCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 1. DEFECT 2. DEFECT Slow moving zombies Amensia • CAUSE Damage to the cerebellum, zombies exhibit severe ataxia and thus will be slow and uncoordinated. CAUSE Loss of the hippocampue has caused the zombie to have very short memory span8. Take advantage of thie by hiding OUT-RUN THEM! KEEP QUIET, WAITITOUTI 3. DEFECT IT'S A MARATHON, NOT A SPRINT. UNLESSITIS A SPRINT, THEN SPRINT! Immunity to pain • CAUSE Due to damage to the parietal cortices, zombies can't feel pain; if you can't kill them by damaging the brainstem, don't try to fight them. They won't feet a thing DON TFIGHTTHEMI USE YOUR HEAD; CUT OFF THEIRS! 4. DEFECT 5. DEFECT Misconceptions Easily distracted 11 • CAUSE • CAUSE Loss of the posterior parietal cortices has lead to a difficulty for zombies to coordinate hand-eye movements, an inability to visually fixate, and an inability to perceive more than one object at a time. Take advantage of their distractibility! Zombies appear to exhibit a form of the Capgras delusion. If the zombie's ataxia isn't enough to allow you to outrun it, you may wish to act like a zombie until you can escape. Mimicking in-group zombie behaviors may buy you critical moments! DISTRACT THEM! MIMICK THEM! Research by Pimsleur Approach The Zombie Research tociety www.imsieupraachoem www.zombieresearch.org THE SCIENCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THE ZOMBIEDISORDER CONSCIOUSNESS DEFICIT HYPOACTIVITY DISORDER Consciousness Deficit Hypoactivity Disorder (CDHD): The loss of rational, voluntary and conscious behavior replaced by delusionalAmpulsive aggression,stimulus-driven attention, the inability to coordinate motor linguistic behaviors and an insatiable appetite for human flesh. SCANS OF THE ZOMBIE BRAIN 1000 A ZOMBIE E HUMAN The scans show significant brain tissue Through detailed scans, the exact brain areas that have been destroyed in the zombie can be reconstructed. loss in the zombie. The gray area shows what a human brain would look like The profile of damage corroborates the behavioral observations of zombies. THE SCIENCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 1. DEFECT 2. DEFECT Slow moving zombies Amensia • CAUSE Damage to the cerebellum, zombies exhibit severe ataxia and thus will be slow and uncoordinated. CAUSE Loss of the hippocampue has caused the zombie to have very short memory span8. Take advantage of thie by hiding OUT-RUN THEM! KEEP QUIET, WAITITOUTI 3. DEFECT IT'S A MARATHON, NOT A SPRINT. UNLESSITIS A SPRINT, THEN SPRINT! Immunity to pain • CAUSE Due to damage to the parietal cortices, zombies can't feel pain; if you can't kill them by damaging the brainstem, don't try to fight them. They won't feet a thing DON TFIGHTTHEMI USE YOUR HEAD; CUT OFF THEIRS! 4. DEFECT 5. DEFECT Misconceptions Easily distracted 11 • CAUSE • CAUSE Loss of the posterior parietal cortices has lead to a difficulty for zombies to coordinate hand-eye movements, an inability to visually fixate, and an inability to perceive more than one object at a time. Take advantage of their distractibility! Zombies appear to exhibit a form of the Capgras delusion. If the zombie's ataxia isn't enough to allow you to outrun it, you may wish to act like a zombie until you can escape. Mimicking in-group zombie behaviors may buy you critical moments! DISTRACT THEM! MIMICK THEM! Research by Pimsleur Approach The Zombie Research tociety www.imsieupraachoem www.zombieresearch.org THE SCIENCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THE ZOMBIEDISORDER CONSCIOUSNESS DEFICIT HYPOACTIVITY DISORDER Consciousness Deficit Hypoactivity Disorder (CDHD): The loss of rational, voluntary and conscious behavior replaced by delusionalAmpulsive aggression,stimulus-driven attention, the inability to coordinate motor linguistic behaviors and an insatiable appetite for human flesh. SCANS OF THE ZOMBIE BRAIN 1000 A ZOMBIE E HUMAN The scans show significant brain tissue Through detailed scans, the exact brain areas that have been destroyed in the zombie can be reconstructed. loss in the zombie. The gray area shows what a human brain would look like The profile of damage corroborates the behavioral observations of zombies. THE SCIENCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 1. DEFECT 2. DEFECT Slow moving zombies Amensia • CAUSE Damage to the cerebellum, zombies exhibit severe ataxia and thus will be slow and uncoordinated. CAUSE Loss of the hippocampue has caused the zombie to have very short memory span8. Take advantage of thie by hiding OUT-RUN THEM! KEEP QUIET, WAITITOUTI 3. DEFECT IT'S A MARATHON, NOT A SPRINT. UNLESSITIS A SPRINT, THEN SPRINT! Immunity to pain • CAUSE Due to damage to the parietal cortices, zombies can't feel pain; if you can't kill them by damaging the brainstem, don't try to fight them. They won't feet a thing DON TFIGHTTHEMI USE YOUR HEAD; CUT OFF THEIRS! 4. DEFECT 5. DEFECT Misconceptions Easily distracted 11 • CAUSE • CAUSE Loss of the posterior parietal cortices has lead to a difficulty for zombies to coordinate hand-eye movements, an inability to visually fixate, and an inability to perceive more than one object at a time. Take advantage of their distractibility! Zombies appear to exhibit a form of the Capgras delusion. If the zombie's ataxia isn't enough to allow you to outrun it, you may wish to act like a zombie until you can escape. Mimicking in-group zombie behaviors may buy you critical moments! DISTRACT THEM! MIMICK THEM! Research by Pimsleur Approach The Zombie Research tociety www.imsieupraachoem www.zombieresearch.org THE SCIENCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THE ZOMBIEDISORDER CONSCIOUSNESS DEFICIT HYPOACTIVITY DISORDER Consciousness Deficit Hypoactivity Disorder (CDHD): The loss of rational, voluntary and conscious behavior replaced by delusionalAmpulsive aggression,stimulus-driven attention, the inability to coordinate motor linguistic behaviors and an insatiable appetite for human flesh. SCANS OF THE ZOMBIE BRAIN 1000 A ZOMBIE E HUMAN The scans show significant brain tissue Through detailed scans, the exact brain areas that have been destroyed in the zombie can be reconstructed. loss in the zombie. The gray area shows what a human brain would look like The profile of damage corroborates the behavioral observations of zombies. THE SCIENCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 1. DEFECT 2. DEFECT Slow moving zombies Amensia • CAUSE Damage to the cerebellum, zombies exhibit severe ataxia and thus will be slow and uncoordinated. CAUSE Loss of the hippocampue has caused the zombie to have very short memory span8. Take advantage of thie by hiding OUT-RUN THEM! KEEP QUIET, WAITITOUTI 3. DEFECT IT'S A MARATHON, NOT A SPRINT. UNLESSITIS A SPRINT, THEN SPRINT! Immunity to pain • CAUSE Due to damage to the parietal cortices, zombies can't feel pain; if you can't kill them by damaging the brainstem, don't try to fight them. They won't feet a thing DON TFIGHTTHEMI USE YOUR HEAD; CUT OFF THEIRS! 4. DEFECT 5. DEFECT Misconceptions Easily distracted 11 • CAUSE • CAUSE Loss of the posterior parietal cortices has lead to a difficulty for zombies to coordinate hand-eye movements, an inability to visually fixate, and an inability to perceive more than one object at a time. Take advantage of their distractibility! Zombies appear to exhibit a form of the Capgras delusion. If the zombie's ataxia isn't enough to allow you to outrun it, you may wish to act like a zombie until you can escape. Mimicking in-group zombie behaviors may buy you critical moments! DISTRACT THEM! MIMICK THEM! Research by Pimsleur Approach The Zombie Research tociety www.imsieupraachoem www.zombieresearch.org THE SCIENCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THE ZOMBIEDISORDER CONSCIOUSNESS DEFICIT HYPOACTIVITY DISORDER Consciousness Deficit Hypoactivity Disorder (CDHD): The loss of rational, voluntary and conscious behavior replaced by delusionalAmpulsive aggression,stimulus-driven attention, the inability to coordinate motor linguistic behaviors and an insatiable appetite for human flesh. SCANS OF THE ZOMBIE BRAIN 1000 A ZOMBIE E HUMAN The scans show significant brain tissue Through detailed scans, the exact brain areas that have been destroyed in the zombie can be reconstructed. loss in the zombie. The gray area shows what a human brain would look like The profile of damage corroborates the behavioral observations of zombies. THE SCIENCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 1. DEFECT 2. DEFECT Slow moving zombies Amensia • CAUSE Damage to the cerebellum, zombies exhibit severe ataxia and thus will be slow and uncoordinated. CAUSE Loss of the hippocampue has caused the zombie to have very short memory span8. Take advantage of thie by hiding OUT-RUN THEM! KEEP QUIET, WAITITOUTI 3. DEFECT IT'S A MARATHON, NOT A SPRINT. UNLESSITIS A SPRINT, THEN SPRINT! Immunity to pain • CAUSE Due to damage to the parietal cortices, zombies can't feel pain; if you can't kill them by damaging the brainstem, don't try to fight them. They won't feet a thing DON TFIGHTTHEMI USE YOUR HEAD; CUT OFF THEIRS! 4. DEFECT 5. DEFECT Misconceptions Easily distracted 11 • CAUSE • CAUSE Loss of the posterior parietal cortices has lead to a difficulty for zombies to coordinate hand-eye movements, an inability to visually fixate, and an inability to perceive more than one object at a time. Take advantage of their distractibility! Zombies appear to exhibit a form of the Capgras delusion. If the zombie's ataxia isn't enough to allow you to outrun it, you may wish to act like a zombie until you can escape. Mimicking in-group zombie behaviors may buy you critical moments! DISTRACT THEM! MIMICK THEM! Research by Pimsleur Approach The Zombie Research tociety www.imsieupraachoem www.zombieresearch.org THE SCIENCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THE ZOMBIEDISORDER CONSCIOUSNESS DEFICIT HYPOACTIVITY DISORDER Consciousness Deficit Hypoactivity Disorder (CDHD): The loss of rational, voluntary and conscious behavior replaced by delusionalAmpulsive aggression,stimulus-driven attention, the inability to coordinate motor linguistic behaviors and an insatiable appetite for human flesh. SCANS OF THE ZOMBIE BRAIN 1000 A ZOMBIE E HUMAN The scans show significant brain tissue Through detailed scans, the exact brain areas that have been destroyed in the zombie can be reconstructed. loss in the zombie. The gray area shows what a human brain would look like The profile of damage corroborates the behavioral observations of zombies. THE SCIENCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 1. DEFECT 2. DEFECT Slow moving zombies Amensia • CAUSE Damage to the cerebellum, zombies exhibit severe ataxia and thus will be slow and uncoordinated. CAUSE Loss of the hippocampue has caused the zombie to have very short memory span8. Take advantage of thie by hiding OUT-RUN THEM! KEEP QUIET, WAITITOUTI 3. DEFECT IT'S A MARATHON, NOT A SPRINT. UNLESSITIS A SPRINT, THEN SPRINT! Immunity to pain • CAUSE Due to damage to the parietal cortices, zombies can't feel pain; if you can't kill them by damaging the brainstem, don't try to fight them. They won't feet a thing DON TFIGHTTHEMI USE YOUR HEAD; CUT OFF THEIRS! 4. DEFECT 5. DEFECT Misconceptions Easily distracted 11 • CAUSE • CAUSE Loss of the posterior parietal cortices has lead to a difficulty for zombies to coordinate hand-eye movements, an inability to visually fixate, and an inability to perceive more than one object at a time. Take advantage of their distractibility! Zombies appear to exhibit a form of the Capgras delusion. If the zombie's ataxia isn't enough to allow you to outrun it, you may wish to act like a zombie until you can escape. Mimicking in-group zombie behaviors may buy you critical moments! DISTRACT THEM! MIMICK THEM! Research by Pimsleur Approach The Zombie Research tociety www.imsieupraachoem www.zombieresearch.org

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