Santa Claus Grotto Facts and Figures

Santa's Grata FACTS & FIGURES 2013 Report commissioned by Santa from BigOrangePlanet -DAILY TOY OUTPUT- © Santa Claus 2013 - 2613 10,583,000 MEDIAN ELF SALARY -7 magic buttons per week - OF ELVES WHO MAKE "HO HO HO" JOKES 100% 50 year+ vets 17% new hire :: :: Chirsbnas Carals playing dwing the workday? Love 25% OK with 20% Totally over them 55% Somewhat agree: 31% Calor of Trousers Strongly agree: 26% ANA Disagree: 14% Didn't see it: 10% AGREE THAT "LORD OF THE RINGS" DEPICTED EL VES WELL Green 47% Blue 13% Red 40% "The pointy shoes are not good in the snow, & this is the north pole" - lfic Elfson "Any chance of staggering the delivery service? 3 Billion stops in 24 hrs wears us all down" - Esmeralda Sparkle "Early retirement after 1500 years for exceptional producers?" - Nimble Lightfact "Something, anything other than cookies & pies in the employee cafe? Like a vegetable maybe? " Pulette Pointy-Ears -HAPPY CHRISTMAS!-