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A PhD In Facial Hair

Jaaale WHERE DO BEARDS COME PROM? DIHYDROTESTOSTERONE {this chemical promotes both beards and balding} H,C O H,C H H H Its level varies seasonally, so don't be surprised to see bushier beards in the summer GROWING A BEARD HAS BEEN A SIGN OF MANLINESS SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME SCIENTISTS BELIEVE PREHISTORIC MEN HAD BEARDS FOR: WARMTH and keeping sensitive mouth skin safe from elements INTIMIDATION F-U! through a thicker, stronger-looking jaw line PROTECTION and cushion from punches or dull blows to the face IN ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS: BEARDS WERE A SIGN OF HONOR AND WERE ONLY CUT AS PUNISHMENT BUT AROUND 345 B.C.: Alexander the Great decreed that soldiers could not have beards HIS FEAR: Enemies pulling beards in battle Since then, beards have regularly cycled in and out of fashion, separating the men from boys for centuries CELTIC TRIBES: MIDDLE AGES: Otto the Great swore by his beard when saying anything serious Touching another man's beard was offensive and grounds for a duel 19TH CENTURY: 16TH CENTURY: President Lincoln made beards popular for all Americans Saw popular new beards like the forked beard and the stiletto beard TODAY, BEARDS ARE STILL MANLY, BUT FEWER AND FEWER WOMEN CAN HANDLE THEM NOW: АBOUT АBOUT 33% - 55% OF AMERICAN MALES HAVE FACIAL HAIR OF MALES WORLWIDE HAVE FACIAL HAIR IN A STUDY OF FACIAL HAIR: WOMEN FOUND FULL BEARDED MEN TO BE 2/3RDS AS ATTRACTIVE AS CLEAN-SHAVEN MEN BUT DON'T LOSE HOPE! THESE SAME WOMEN, AS WELL AS MEN SURVEYED, FOUND FULL-BEARDED MEN TO ALSO APPEAR: OLDER MORE-RESPECTED POWERFUL OF A HIGHER-STATUS BEARDED MEN VS. CLEAN-SHAVEN WERE VIEWED AS 38% LESS GENEROUS 36% LESS CARING 51% LESS CHEERFUL It seems that beard intimidation keeps less adventurous women away BUT WHEN IT'S TOUGH TO FIND A WIFE, WEAKER MEN SHED THEIR STACHES. MORE MEN TEND TO HAVE FACIAL HAIR WHEN THE MARRIAGE MARKET IS GOOD SCIENTISTS THINK: Men shave to make women feel safer BUT REAL MEN KNOW BETTER: DONH. SHRVE EMERACE WHOLL AND WHEN IT COMES TO SUCCESS OUTSIDE RELATIONSHIPS: 98% 98% of the Forbes 100 list of the world's richest men are clean-shaven of the world's lumberjacks, warriors, and badasses however have beards. FIND A WOMAN WHO CAN HANDLE YOUR PANACHE: Grow a killer beard and weed out all the amateur girlfriends who are going to cramp your style. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS WITH A NUMBER OF BEARDS: THE VAN DYKE FRIENDLY MUTTON CHOPS THE KLINGON THE HULIHEE ONLINEPHD.ORG REFERENCES: http://www.good.is/post/in-defense-of-beards-debunking- research-that-facial-hair-isn-t-sexy/ http://www.globalnews.ca/men+and+beards/6442596216/story.html http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/2011/09/23/friday- weird-science-the-sexiness-of-stubble/ http://www.quirkology.com/USA/Experiment_faces.shtml http://www.bodylanguagesuccess.com/2011/10/negotiation-secret-337-facial-hair.html http://www.australianscience.com.au/health/the-evolutionary- significance-and-social-perception-of-male-pattern-baldness-and-facial-hair/#3 http://beheco.oxfordjournals.org/content/early/2012/01/12/beheco.arr214.abstract BY NC SA THIS WORK IS LICENSED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE BO FIND A WOMAN Jaaale WHERE DO BEARDS COME PROM? DIHYDROTESTOSTERONE {this chemical promotes both beards and balding} H,C O H,C H H H Its level varies seasonally, so don't be surprised to see bushier beards in the summer GROWING A BEARD HAS BEEN A SIGN OF MANLINESS SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME SCIENTISTS BELIEVE PREHISTORIC MEN HAD BEARDS FOR: WARMTH and keeping sensitive mouth skin safe from elements INTIMIDATION F-U! through a thicker, stronger-looking jaw line PROTECTION and cushion from punches or dull blows to the face IN ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS: BEARDS WERE A SIGN OF HONOR AND WERE ONLY CUT AS PUNISHMENT BUT AROUND 345 B.C.: Alexander the Great decreed that soldiers could not have beards HIS FEAR: Enemies pulling beards in battle Since then, beards have regularly cycled in and out of fashion, separating the men from boys for centuries CELTIC TRIBES: MIDDLE AGES: Otto the Great swore by his beard when saying anything serious Touching another man's beard was offensive and grounds for a duel 19TH CENTURY: 16TH CENTURY: President Lincoln made beards popular for all Americans Saw popular new beards like the forked beard and the stiletto beard TODAY, BEARDS ARE STILL MANLY, BUT FEWER AND FEWER WOMEN CAN HANDLE THEM NOW: АBOUT АBOUT 33% - 55% OF AMERICAN MALES HAVE FACIAL HAIR OF MALES WORLWIDE HAVE FACIAL HAIR IN A STUDY OF FACIAL HAIR: WOMEN FOUND FULL BEARDED MEN TO BE 2/3RDS AS ATTRACTIVE AS CLEAN-SHAVEN MEN BUT DON'T LOSE HOPE! THESE SAME WOMEN, AS WELL AS MEN SURVEYED, FOUND FULL-BEARDED MEN TO ALSO APPEAR: OLDER MORE-RESPECTED POWERFUL OF A HIGHER-STATUS BEARDED MEN VS. CLEAN-SHAVEN WERE VIEWED AS 38% LESS GENEROUS 36% LESS CARING 51% LESS CHEERFUL It seems that beard intimidation keeps less adventurous women away BUT WHEN IT'S TOUGH TO FIND A WIFE, WEAKER MEN SHED THEIR STACHES. MORE MEN TEND TO HAVE FACIAL HAIR WHEN THE MARRIAGE MARKET IS GOOD SCIENTISTS THINK: Men shave to make women feel safer BUT REAL MEN KNOW BETTER: DONH. SHRVE EMERACE WHOLL AND WHEN IT COMES TO SUCCESS OUTSIDE RELATIONSHIPS: 98% 98% of the Forbes 100 list of the world's richest men are clean-shaven of the world's lumberjacks, warriors, and badasses however have beards. FIND A WOMAN WHO CAN HANDLE YOUR PANACHE: Grow a killer beard and weed out all the amateur girlfriends who are going to cramp your style. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS WITH A NUMBER OF BEARDS: THE VAN DYKE FRIENDLY MUTTON CHOPS THE KLINGON THE HULIHEE ONLINEPHD.ORG REFERENCES: http://www.good.is/post/in-defense-of-beards-debunking- research-that-facial-hair-isn-t-sexy/ http://www.globalnews.ca/men+and+beards/6442596216/story.html http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/2011/09/23/friday- weird-science-the-sexiness-of-stubble/ http://www.quirkology.com/USA/Experiment_faces.shtml http://www.bodylanguagesuccess.com/2011/10/negotiation-secret-337-facial-hair.html http://www.australianscience.com.au/health/the-evolutionary- significance-and-social-perception-of-male-pattern-baldness-and-facial-hair/#3 http://beheco.oxfordjournals.org/content/early/2012/01/12/beheco.arr214.abstract BY NC SA THIS WORK IS LICENSED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE BO FIND A WOMAN Jaaale WHERE DO BEARDS COME PROM? DIHYDROTESTOSTERONE {this chemical promotes both beards and balding} H,C O H,C H H H Its level varies seasonally, so don't be surprised to see bushier beards in the summer GROWING A BEARD HAS BEEN A SIGN OF MANLINESS SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME SCIENTISTS BELIEVE PREHISTORIC MEN HAD BEARDS FOR: WARMTH and keeping sensitive mouth skin safe from elements INTIMIDATION F-U! through a thicker, stronger-looking jaw line PROTECTION and cushion from punches or dull blows to the face IN ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS: BEARDS WERE A SIGN OF HONOR AND WERE ONLY CUT AS PUNISHMENT BUT AROUND 345 B.C.: Alexander the Great decreed that soldiers could not have beards HIS FEAR: Enemies pulling beards in battle Since then, beards have regularly cycled in and out of fashion, separating the men from boys for centuries CELTIC TRIBES: MIDDLE AGES: Otto the Great swore by his beard when saying anything serious Touching another man's beard was offensive and grounds for a duel 19TH CENTURY: 16TH CENTURY: President Lincoln made beards popular for all Americans Saw popular new beards like the forked beard and the stiletto beard TODAY, BEARDS ARE STILL MANLY, BUT FEWER AND FEWER WOMEN CAN HANDLE THEM NOW: АBOUT АBOUT 33% - 55% OF AMERICAN MALES HAVE FACIAL HAIR OF MALES WORLWIDE HAVE FACIAL HAIR IN A STUDY OF FACIAL HAIR: WOMEN FOUND FULL BEARDED MEN TO BE 2/3RDS AS ATTRACTIVE AS CLEAN-SHAVEN MEN BUT DON'T LOSE HOPE! THESE SAME WOMEN, AS WELL AS MEN SURVEYED, FOUND FULL-BEARDED MEN TO ALSO APPEAR: OLDER MORE-RESPECTED POWERFUL OF A HIGHER-STATUS BEARDED MEN VS. CLEAN-SHAVEN WERE VIEWED AS 38% LESS GENEROUS 36% LESS CARING 51% LESS CHEERFUL It seems that beard intimidation keeps less adventurous women away BUT WHEN IT'S TOUGH TO FIND A WIFE, WEAKER MEN SHED THEIR STACHES. MORE MEN TEND TO HAVE FACIAL HAIR WHEN THE MARRIAGE MARKET IS GOOD SCIENTISTS THINK: Men shave to make women feel safer BUT REAL MEN KNOW BETTER: DONH. SHRVE EMERACE WHOLL AND WHEN IT COMES TO SUCCESS OUTSIDE RELATIONSHIPS: 98% 98% of the Forbes 100 list of the world's richest men are clean-shaven of the world's lumberjacks, warriors, and badasses however have beards. FIND A WOMAN WHO CAN HANDLE YOUR PANACHE: Grow a killer beard and weed out all the amateur girlfriends who are going to cramp your style. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS WITH A NUMBER OF BEARDS: THE VAN DYKE FRIENDLY MUTTON CHOPS THE KLINGON THE HULIHEE ONLINEPHD.ORG REFERENCES: http://www.good.is/post/in-defense-of-beards-debunking- research-that-facial-hair-isn-t-sexy/ http://www.globalnews.ca/men+and+beards/6442596216/story.html http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/2011/09/23/friday- weird-science-the-sexiness-of-stubble/ http://www.quirkology.com/USA/Experiment_faces.shtml http://www.bodylanguagesuccess.com/2011/10/negotiation-secret-337-facial-hair.html http://www.australianscience.com.au/health/the-evolutionary- significance-and-social-perception-of-male-pattern-baldness-and-facial-hair/#3 http://beheco.oxfordjournals.org/content/early/2012/01/12/beheco.arr214.abstract BY NC SA THIS WORK IS LICENSED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE BO FIND A WOMAN Jaaale WHERE DO BEARDS COME PROM? DIHYDROTESTOSTERONE {this chemical promotes both beards and balding} H,C O H,C H H H Its level varies seasonally, so don't be surprised to see bushier beards in the summer GROWING A BEARD HAS BEEN A SIGN OF MANLINESS SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME SCIENTISTS BELIEVE PREHISTORIC MEN HAD BEARDS FOR: WARMTH and keeping sensitive mouth skin safe from elements INTIMIDATION F-U! through a thicker, stronger-looking jaw line PROTECTION and cushion from punches or dull blows to the face IN ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS: BEARDS WERE A SIGN OF HONOR AND WERE ONLY CUT AS PUNISHMENT BUT AROUND 345 B.C.: Alexander the Great decreed that soldiers could not have beards HIS FEAR: Enemies pulling beards in battle Since then, beards have regularly cycled in and out of fashion, separating the men from boys for centuries CELTIC TRIBES: MIDDLE AGES: Otto the Great swore by his beard when saying anything serious Touching another man's beard was offensive and grounds for a duel 19TH CENTURY: 16TH CENTURY: President Lincoln made beards popular for all Americans Saw popular new beards like the forked beard and the stiletto beard TODAY, BEARDS ARE STILL MANLY, BUT FEWER AND FEWER WOMEN CAN HANDLE THEM NOW: АBOUT АBOUT 33% - 55% OF AMERICAN MALES HAVE FACIAL HAIR OF MALES WORLWIDE HAVE FACIAL HAIR IN A STUDY OF FACIAL HAIR: WOMEN FOUND FULL BEARDED MEN TO BE 2/3RDS AS ATTRACTIVE AS CLEAN-SHAVEN MEN BUT DON'T LOSE HOPE! THESE SAME WOMEN, AS WELL AS MEN SURVEYED, FOUND FULL-BEARDED MEN TO ALSO APPEAR: OLDER MORE-RESPECTED POWERFUL OF A HIGHER-STATUS BEARDED MEN VS. CLEAN-SHAVEN WERE VIEWED AS 38% LESS GENEROUS 36% LESS CARING 51% LESS CHEERFUL It seems that beard intimidation keeps less adventurous women away BUT WHEN IT'S TOUGH TO FIND A WIFE, WEAKER MEN SHED THEIR STACHES. MORE MEN TEND TO HAVE FACIAL HAIR WHEN THE MARRIAGE MARKET IS GOOD SCIENTISTS THINK: Men shave to make women feel safer BUT REAL MEN KNOW BETTER: DONH. SHRVE EMERACE WHOLL AND WHEN IT COMES TO SUCCESS OUTSIDE RELATIONSHIPS: 98% 98% of the Forbes 100 list of the world's richest men are clean-shaven of the world's lumberjacks, warriors, and badasses however have beards. FIND A WOMAN WHO CAN HANDLE YOUR PANACHE: Grow a killer beard and weed out all the amateur girlfriends who are going to cramp your style. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS WITH A NUMBER OF BEARDS: THE VAN DYKE FRIENDLY MUTTON CHOPS THE KLINGON THE HULIHEE ONLINEPHD.ORG REFERENCES: http://www.good.is/post/in-defense-of-beards-debunking- research-that-facial-hair-isn-t-sexy/ http://www.globalnews.ca/men+and+beards/6442596216/story.html http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/2011/09/23/friday- weird-science-the-sexiness-of-stubble/ http://www.quirkology.com/USA/Experiment_faces.shtml http://www.bodylanguagesuccess.com/2011/10/negotiation-secret-337-facial-hair.html http://www.australianscience.com.au/health/the-evolutionary- significance-and-social-perception-of-male-pattern-baldness-and-facial-hair/#3 http://beheco.oxfordjournals.org/content/early/2012/01/12/beheco.arr214.abstract BY NC SA THIS WORK IS LICENSED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE BO FIND A WOMAN Jaaale WHERE DO BEARDS COME PROM? DIHYDROTESTOSTERONE {this chemical promotes both beards and balding} H,C O H,C H H H Its level varies seasonally, so don't be surprised to see bushier beards in the summer GROWING A BEARD HAS BEEN A SIGN OF MANLINESS SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME SCIENTISTS BELIEVE PREHISTORIC MEN HAD BEARDS FOR: WARMTH and keeping sensitive mouth skin safe from elements INTIMIDATION F-U! through a thicker, stronger-looking jaw line PROTECTION and cushion from punches or dull blows to the face IN ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS: BEARDS WERE A SIGN OF HONOR AND WERE ONLY CUT AS PUNISHMENT BUT AROUND 345 B.C.: Alexander the Great decreed that soldiers could not have beards HIS FEAR: Enemies pulling beards in battle Since then, beards have regularly cycled in and out of fashion, separating the men from boys for centuries CELTIC TRIBES: MIDDLE AGES: Otto the Great swore by his beard when saying anything serious Touching another man's beard was offensive and grounds for a duel 19TH CENTURY: 16TH CENTURY: President Lincoln made beards popular for all Americans Saw popular new beards like the forked beard and the stiletto beard TODAY, BEARDS ARE STILL MANLY, BUT FEWER AND FEWER WOMEN CAN HANDLE THEM NOW: АBOUT АBOUT 33% - 55% OF AMERICAN MALES HAVE FACIAL HAIR OF MALES WORLWIDE HAVE FACIAL HAIR IN A STUDY OF FACIAL HAIR: WOMEN FOUND FULL BEARDED MEN TO BE 2/3RDS AS ATTRACTIVE AS CLEAN-SHAVEN MEN BUT DON'T LOSE HOPE! THESE SAME WOMEN, AS WELL AS MEN SURVEYED, FOUND FULL-BEARDED MEN TO ALSO APPEAR: OLDER MORE-RESPECTED POWERFUL OF A HIGHER-STATUS BEARDED MEN VS. CLEAN-SHAVEN WERE VIEWED AS 38% LESS GENEROUS 36% LESS CARING 51% LESS CHEERFUL It seems that beard intimidation keeps less adventurous women away BUT WHEN IT'S TOUGH TO FIND A WIFE, WEAKER MEN SHED THEIR STACHES. MORE MEN TEND TO HAVE FACIAL HAIR WHEN THE MARRIAGE MARKET IS GOOD SCIENTISTS THINK: Men shave to make women feel safer BUT REAL MEN KNOW BETTER: DONH. SHRVE EMERACE WHOLL AND WHEN IT COMES TO SUCCESS OUTSIDE RELATIONSHIPS: 98% 98% of the Forbes 100 list of the world's richest men are clean-shaven of the world's lumberjacks, warriors, and badasses however have beards. FIND A WOMAN WHO CAN HANDLE YOUR PANACHE: Grow a killer beard and weed out all the amateur girlfriends who are going to cramp your style. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS WITH A NUMBER OF BEARDS: THE VAN DYKE FRIENDLY MUTTON CHOPS THE KLINGON THE HULIHEE ONLINEPHD.ORG REFERENCES: http://www.good.is/post/in-defense-of-beards-debunking- research-that-facial-hair-isn-t-sexy/ http://www.globalnews.ca/men+and+beards/6442596216/story.html http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/2011/09/23/friday- weird-science-the-sexiness-of-stubble/ http://www.quirkology.com/USA/Experiment_faces.shtml http://www.bodylanguagesuccess.com/2011/10/negotiation-secret-337-facial-hair.html http://www.australianscience.com.au/health/the-evolutionary- significance-and-social-perception-of-male-pattern-baldness-and-facial-hair/#3 http://beheco.oxfordjournals.org/content/early/2012/01/12/beheco.arr214.abstract BY NC SA THIS WORK IS LICENSED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE BO FIND A WOMAN

A PhD In Facial Hair

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