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Online Defensive Driving Texas - How to zombie proof your mini van:

HOW TO ZOMBIE PROOF YOUR MINI VAN POWERED BY COMEDYDRIVING.COM STEP 1. DRIVE A MINI VAN. STEP 2 COVER WINDOWS WITH CHAIN LINK FENCE STEP 5. ADD STEEL ARMOR. STEP 4. ADD A WEAPONS PORT STEP 5 ATTACH ZOMBIE SHREDDER STEP 6. TRE ADD OFF ROAD TIRES STEP 7. ADD A HEAVY DUTY BUMPER STEP 8 ATТАCH A .30 СAL STEP 9. ATTАCH A .50 CAL STEP 10. KILL THEM ALL!!! MACHINE GUN CHAIN L1NK 30 CAL. FENCE MACHINE GUN WEAPONS POR STEEL DOOR PANELS ZOMBIE ASSAULT VEHICLE HEAVY DUTY CHAINSAW BUMPER OFF ROAD TIRES

Online Defensive Driving Texas - How to zombie proof your mini van:

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The zombie apocalypse is inevitably on the horizon, causing preppers from around the world to stock up on food, water, bullets, and reinforce their shelters. But what if you are caught in the apocal... ypse with the dead walking all around you with nothing but the family vehicle? Well thanks to Comedy Driving, you now have a plan of action! Take these simple steps to zombie-proof that mini-van: Step 1: Drive a mini-van. We know, this is probably harder than the actual apocalypse itself. Step 2: Reinforce your windows with screen mesh, or chain link fence. Step 3: Add steel armor to reinforce the sides of the mini-van and/or windows. Step 4: Create some weapon ports on the side that you can shoot, stab, and slash away at those pesky zombie vermin. Step 5: No anti-zombie vehicle is complete without a zombie shredder. Find areas where you can stick the shredder out to rip through the flesh eaters. Step 6: When running over zombies it is very important to not get stuck on all the body parts lying around. Install some off-road tires to make a quick getaway after you put your zombie shredding to the test. Step 7: Add a heavy duty bumper or grill guard. Although it probably doesn’t have much power, using your zombie-proof mini-van to run those walkers down will certainly do the trick. Step 8: Mow them down in style with your very own .30 caliber medium machine gun. Just mount to your hood with a remote trigger inside your vehicle so you don’t have to leave the comfort of your stylish ride. Step 9: Is the .30 caliber not enough firepower? We thought so as well, which is why we have opted to add a secondary .50 caliber heavy machine gun. Mounted on a tripod to the roof, you now have 360 degrees of protection. Those zombie heads don’t stand a chance! With Comedy Driving’s mini-van plan, you can fear not that you will get stuck in the zombie apocalypse while getting groceries! Not to mention that no one will ever steel your parking spot again! So if you want to get started building your very own Zombie Assault Van, visit http://www.comedydriving.com and we will send you detailed instructions, including bonus materials such as “How to turn your cup-holder into a deadly zombie killing weapon”, “How to install ninja swords for windshield wipers”, or our best seller “10 Ways to kill a zombie with a Stroller”.

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