ш IIIIII III HOW TO GET YOUR GOVERNMENT PAYCHECK WHILE ACTUALLY WORKING FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION An intelligence-driven and threat-focused national security organization with a mission to protect and defend the U.S. against terrorist and foreign intelligence threats, to uphold and enforce the criminal laws of the U.S. and to support law enforcement bodies on all levels FIGHTS AGAINST 3 O000000 Terrorism Espionage Cyber Attacks Public Corruption Interstate Crime White Collar Crime Organized Crime AVERAGE STARTING SALARY HACKERS Recently, news broke that the FBI was having a hard time hiring hackers for their cyber division. The FBI requires that no new hires can have smoked marijuana in the past three years $43,441 Apparently a lot of hackers smoke pot, causing a problem HIRING PROCESS 6 months - several years 3 2] FBI Background Investigation Online Application Phase 1 Testing Phase 2 Testing Conditional Letter Physical Fitness of Appointment Medical Examination Test CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY A government agency that works to correlate, evaluate and appropriately disseminate intelligence related to national security AVERAGE STARTING SALARY CIA KE AGE @CIA We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet. 1:49 PM - 6 Jun 2014 302,168 RETWEETS 188,362 FAVORITES $ 50,861 - $98,305 The CIA made headlines recently when it created its official Twitter page HIRING PROCESS 2 months - 1+ years < JUL 13 > 1l| 21 S M I W I FS Online Application Phase 1 Testing Phase 2 Testing Conditional Letter of Appointment SECRET SERVICE To protect the financial infrastructure and payment systems of the U.S. and protect national leaders, visiting heads of state, designated sites and National Special Security Events AVERAGE STARTING SALARY The Secret Service was originally created in 1865 to suppress counterfeit currency, of which made up a third of the nation's money at the time $ 43,964 - $74,891 The paperwork to establish the Secret Service was on Abraham Lincoln's desk the night that he was assassinated HIRING PROCESS 6-9 months 3. < JUL 13 > 000 SMI W IFS Online Application Aptitude Test Physical Test Conditional Offer 5 8. 800 Security Interview and Credit Check Polygraph Medical Background Investigation Examination Examination NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY Leads the U.S. Government in cryptology that serves to both collect information and protect information, and uses network warfare operations to fight terrorists and other organizations AVERAGE STARTING SALARY The agency is the nation's leading employer of mathematicians $42,209 - $56,375 000 000 Online Application Operational Interview Aptitude Testing HIRING PROCESS 3 months - 1 year < JUL 13 > S MI W TFS Conditional Job Offer Medical Screening Psychological Testing Background Investigation Polygraph Interview Drug Testing EMPLOYMENT DISQUALIFIERS Immediate disqualifiers from employment at any of these agencies may include Felony conviction Use of illegal drugs Default on a federal student loan Failure of an FBI-administered urinalysis test Failure to register with the Selective Service System (males only) Lack of U.S. citizenship COULD YOU MAKE THE CUT? nbcnews.com/news/us-news/spooky-cia-launches-twitter-account-n124711 PRESENTED BY gizmodo.com/the-fbi-is-struggling-to-hire-hackers-who-dont-smoke-we-1579183208 TOPCRIMINALJUSTICEDEGREES.ORG fbijobs.gov/51.asp fbijobs.gov/112.asp cia.gov/careers/opportunities/analytical/economic-analyst.html DEVELOPED BY cia.gov/about-cia N NOWSOURCING secretservice.gov/join/faqs.shtml#apply secretservice.gov/mission.shtml secretservice.gov/join/apply.shtml forbes.com/sites/quora/2013/01/28/what-is-it-like-to-be-an-agent-of-the-u-s-secret-service nsa.gov/about/mission 3.