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MANUEL SEHRING'S AUTOMAGICAL facebook 111 PERSONAL MONSTER A HANDY GUIDE ITO YOUR PERSONAL MONSTER YOUR MONSTER IS BASED ON FACEBOOK PROFILE AND PHOTOS. ANALYSIS OF YOUR MOOD: HAPPY YOU MUST HAVE HEAVY HITTER IF YOU'RE HAPPY WE'RE HAPPY. WE DON'T NEED ANY ANGRY MONSTERS. 20/20 VISION! (OR CONTACT LENSES - WE DIDNT SEE YOU WEARING GLASSES) RECEIVED 300 LIKES OR MORE! SIR FRIENDSALOT BACKYARD WANDERER IN A RELATIONSHIP YOUR FRIEND-MAKING PROWESS IS MOST IMPRESSIVE SPOKEN FOR. ACCORDING TO YOUR PROFILE MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN THE SAME COUNTRY AS YOU MORE THAN 100 FRIENDS CASUAL PHOTOGRAPHER MEGAFRIENDS BIRTHDAY SURPRISE LOCKED YOU UPLOADED LESS THAN SO PHOTOS OVER THE PAST YEAR LOCKED YOUR TOP STATUS MESSAGE (BASED ON LIKES RECEIVED) FRIENDS' GENDER Muhahahahaa Bier her, aber sofort.. Erste klausur mal easy ne 1,3 hingelegt. Whoop Whoop 115 154 *OF FRIENDS WHO REPORT GENDER POSTED: JAN 28 2012 FRIENDS' RELATIONSHIP STATUS* YOU GET AN AVERAGE OF SINGLE 23 IN RELATIONSHIP 73 2.1 LKES & 4.6 COMMENTS ENGAGED MARRIED 31 COMPLICATED PARTNER/UNION PER STATUS MESSAGE *OF FRIENDS WHO REPORT RELATIONSHIP STATUS YOUR LIFE IN PICTURES (BASED YOUR LAST 16 TAGGED PHOTOS) YOUR TOP PHOTO (BASED ON MOST LIKES) UPLOADED: AN 25 2012 YOUR SMILE RATIO YOU HAVE AN AVERAGE OF 9 SMILING 3.6 PEOPLE NON-SMILING IN PHOTOS WITH YOU 7 COULDN'T TELL YOUR TOP 5 FRIENDS (BY NUMBER OF LIKES AND COMMENTS THEY'VE GIVEN YOU) Lisa Marie Malte Steen Geli Heidtbrock Christoph König Tobias Meyer 266 WHERE YOUR FRIENDS LIVE* (BY CONTINENT) *ONLY SHOWS FRIENDS THAT HAVE REPORTED THEIR LOCATION visual ly SOURCES: FACEBOOK GRAPH API, FACE.COM AP! MANUEL SEHRING'S AUTOMAGICAL facebook 111 PERSONAL MONSTER A HANDY GUIDE ITO YOUR PERSONAL MONSTER YOUR MONSTER IS BASED ON FACEBOOK PROFILE AND PHOTOS. ANALYSIS OF YOUR MOOD: HAPPY YOU MUST HAVE HEAVY HITTER IF YOU'RE HAPPY WE'RE HAPPY. WE DON'T NEED ANY ANGRY MONSTERS. 20/20 VISION! (OR CONTACT LENSES - WE DIDNT SEE YOU WEARING GLASSES) RECEIVED 300 LIKES OR MORE! SIR FRIENDSALOT BACKYARD WANDERER IN A RELATIONSHIP YOUR FRIEND-MAKING PROWESS IS MOST IMPRESSIVE SPOKEN FOR. ACCORDING TO YOUR PROFILE MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN THE SAME COUNTRY AS YOU MORE THAN 100 FRIENDS CASUAL PHOTOGRAPHER MEGAFRIENDS BIRTHDAY SURPRISE LOCKED YOU UPLOADED LESS THAN SO PHOTOS OVER THE PAST YEAR LOCKED YOUR TOP STATUS MESSAGE (BASED ON LIKES RECEIVED) FRIENDS' GENDER Muhahahahaa Bier her, aber sofort.. Erste klausur mal easy ne 1,3 hingelegt. Whoop Whoop 115 154 *OF FRIENDS WHO REPORT GENDER POSTED: JAN 28 2012 FRIENDS' RELATIONSHIP STATUS* YOU GET AN AVERAGE OF SINGLE 23 IN RELATIONSHIP 73 2.1 LKES & 4.6 COMMENTS ENGAGED MARRIED 31 COMPLICATED PARTNER/UNION PER STATUS MESSAGE *OF FRIENDS WHO REPORT RELATIONSHIP STATUS YOUR LIFE IN PICTURES (BASED YOUR LAST 16 TAGGED PHOTOS) YOUR TOP PHOTO (BASED ON MOST LIKES) UPLOADED: AN 25 2012 YOUR SMILE RATIO YOU HAVE AN AVERAGE OF 9 SMILING 3.6 PEOPLE NON-SMILING IN PHOTOS WITH YOU 7 COULDN'T TELL YOUR TOP 5 FRIENDS (BY NUMBER OF LIKES AND COMMENTS THEY'VE GIVEN YOU) Lisa Marie Malte Steen Geli Heidtbrock Christoph König Tobias Meyer 266 WHERE YOUR FRIENDS LIVE* (BY CONTINENT) *ONLY SHOWS FRIENDS THAT HAVE REPORTED THEIR LOCATION visual ly SOURCES: FACEBOOK GRAPH API, FACE.COM AP! MANUEL SEHRING'S AUTOMAGICAL facebook 111 PERSONAL MONSTER A HANDY GUIDE ITO YOUR PERSONAL MONSTER YOUR MONSTER IS BASED ON FACEBOOK PROFILE AND PHOTOS. ANALYSIS OF YOUR MOOD: HAPPY YOU MUST HAVE HEAVY HITTER IF YOU'RE HAPPY WE'RE HAPPY. WE DON'T NEED ANY ANGRY MONSTERS. 20/20 VISION! (OR CONTACT LENSES - WE DIDNT SEE YOU WEARING GLASSES) RECEIVED 300 LIKES OR MORE! SIR FRIENDSALOT BACKYARD WANDERER IN A RELATIONSHIP YOUR FRIEND-MAKING PROWESS IS MOST IMPRESSIVE SPOKEN FOR. ACCORDING TO YOUR PROFILE MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN THE SAME COUNTRY AS YOU MORE THAN 100 FRIENDS CASUAL PHOTOGRAPHER MEGAFRIENDS BIRTHDAY SURPRISE LOCKED YOU UPLOADED LESS THAN SO PHOTOS OVER THE PAST YEAR LOCKED YOUR TOP STATUS MESSAGE (BASED ON LIKES RECEIVED) FRIENDS' GENDER Muhahahahaa Bier her, aber sofort.. Erste klausur mal easy ne 1,3 hingelegt. Whoop Whoop 115 154 *OF FRIENDS WHO REPORT GENDER POSTED: JAN 28 2012 FRIENDS' RELATIONSHIP STATUS* YOU GET AN AVERAGE OF SINGLE 23 IN RELATIONSHIP 73 2.1 LKES & 4.6 COMMENTS ENGAGED MARRIED 31 COMPLICATED PARTNER/UNION PER STATUS MESSAGE *OF FRIENDS WHO REPORT RELATIONSHIP STATUS YOUR LIFE IN PICTURES (BASED YOUR LAST 16 TAGGED PHOTOS) YOUR TOP PHOTO (BASED ON MOST LIKES) UPLOADED: AN 25 2012 YOUR SMILE RATIO YOU HAVE AN AVERAGE OF 9 SMILING 3.6 PEOPLE NON-SMILING IN PHOTOS WITH YOU 7 COULDN'T TELL YOUR TOP 5 FRIENDS (BY NUMBER OF LIKES AND COMMENTS THEY'VE GIVEN YOU) Lisa Marie Malte Steen Geli Heidtbrock Christoph König Tobias Meyer 266 WHERE YOUR FRIENDS LIVE* (BY CONTINENT) *ONLY SHOWS FRIENDS THAT HAVE REPORTED THEIR LOCATION visual ly SOURCES: FACEBOOK GRAPH API, FACE.COM AP! MANUEL SEHRING'S AUTOMAGICAL facebook 111 PERSONAL MONSTER A HANDY GUIDE ITO YOUR PERSONAL MONSTER YOUR MONSTER IS BASED ON FACEBOOK PROFILE AND PHOTOS. ANALYSIS OF YOUR MOOD: HAPPY YOU MUST HAVE HEAVY HITTER IF YOU'RE HAPPY WE'RE HAPPY. WE DON'T NEED ANY ANGRY MONSTERS. 20/20 VISION! (OR CONTACT LENSES - WE DIDNT SEE YOU WEARING GLASSES) RECEIVED 300 LIKES OR MORE! SIR FRIENDSALOT BACKYARD WANDERER IN A RELATIONSHIP YOUR FRIEND-MAKING PROWESS IS MOST IMPRESSIVE SPOKEN FOR. ACCORDING TO YOUR PROFILE MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN THE SAME COUNTRY AS YOU MORE THAN 100 FRIENDS CASUAL PHOTOGRAPHER MEGAFRIENDS BIRTHDAY SURPRISE LOCKED YOU UPLOADED LESS THAN SO PHOTOS OVER THE PAST YEAR LOCKED YOUR TOP STATUS MESSAGE (BASED ON LIKES RECEIVED) FRIENDS' GENDER Muhahahahaa Bier her, aber sofort.. Erste klausur mal easy ne 1,3 hingelegt. Whoop Whoop 115 154 *OF FRIENDS WHO REPORT GENDER POSTED: JAN 28 2012 FRIENDS' RELATIONSHIP STATUS* YOU GET AN AVERAGE OF SINGLE 23 IN RELATIONSHIP 73 2.1 LKES & 4.6 COMMENTS ENGAGED MARRIED 31 COMPLICATED PARTNER/UNION PER STATUS MESSAGE *OF FRIENDS WHO REPORT RELATIONSHIP STATUS YOUR LIFE IN PICTURES (BASED YOUR LAST 16 TAGGED PHOTOS) YOUR TOP PHOTO (BASED ON MOST LIKES) UPLOADED: AN 25 2012 YOUR SMILE RATIO YOU HAVE AN AVERAGE OF 9 SMILING 3.6 PEOPLE NON-SMILING IN PHOTOS WITH YOU 7 COULDN'T TELL YOUR TOP 5 FRIENDS (BY NUMBER OF LIKES AND COMMENTS THEY'VE GIVEN YOU) Lisa Marie Malte Steen Geli Heidtbrock Christoph König Tobias Meyer 266 WHERE YOUR FRIENDS LIVE* (BY CONTINENT) *ONLY SHOWS FRIENDS THAT HAVE REPORTED THEIR LOCATION visual ly SOURCES: FACEBOOK GRAPH API, FACE.COM AP! MANUEL SEHRING'S AUTOMAGICAL facebook 111 PERSONAL MONSTER A HANDY GUIDE ITO YOUR PERSONAL MONSTER YOUR MONSTER IS BASED ON FACEBOOK PROFILE AND PHOTOS. ANALYSIS OF YOUR MOOD: HAPPY YOU MUST HAVE HEAVY HITTER IF YOU'RE HAPPY WE'RE HAPPY. WE DON'T NEED ANY ANGRY MONSTERS. 20/20 VISION! (OR CONTACT LENSES - WE DIDNT SEE YOU WEARING GLASSES) RECEIVED 300 LIKES OR MORE! SIR FRIENDSALOT BACKYARD WANDERER IN A RELATIONSHIP YOUR FRIEND-MAKING PROWESS IS MOST IMPRESSIVE SPOKEN FOR. ACCORDING TO YOUR PROFILE MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN THE SAME COUNTRY AS YOU MORE THAN 100 FRIENDS CASUAL PHOTOGRAPHER MEGAFRIENDS BIRTHDAY SURPRISE LOCKED YOU UPLOADED LESS THAN SO PHOTOS OVER THE PAST YEAR LOCKED YOUR TOP STATUS MESSAGE (BASED ON LIKES RECEIVED) FRIENDS' GENDER Muhahahahaa Bier her, aber sofort.. Erste klausur mal easy ne 1,3 hingelegt. Whoop Whoop 115 154 *OF FRIENDS WHO REPORT GENDER POSTED: JAN 28 2012 FRIENDS' RELATIONSHIP STATUS* YOU GET AN AVERAGE OF SINGLE 23 IN RELATIONSHIP 73 2.1 LKES & 4.6 COMMENTS ENGAGED MARRIED 31 COMPLICATED PARTNER/UNION PER STATUS MESSAGE *OF FRIENDS WHO REPORT RELATIONSHIP STATUS YOUR LIFE IN PICTURES (BASED YOUR LAST 16 TAGGED PHOTOS) YOUR TOP PHOTO (BASED ON MOST LIKES) UPLOADED: AN 25 2012 YOUR SMILE RATIO YOU HAVE AN AVERAGE OF 9 SMILING 3.6 PEOPLE NON-SMILING IN PHOTOS WITH YOU 7 COULDN'T TELL YOUR TOP 5 FRIENDS (BY NUMBER OF LIKES AND COMMENTS THEY'VE GIVEN YOU) Lisa Marie Malte Steen Geli Heidtbrock Christoph König Tobias Meyer 266 WHERE YOUR FRIENDS LIVE* (BY CONTINENT) *ONLY SHOWS FRIENDS THAT HAVE REPORTED THEIR LOCATION visual ly SOURCES: FACEBOOK GRAPH API, FACE.COM AP!