iPad 3 Facts

The Joy of Tech iPad 3 by Nitrozac & Snaggy FACTS! iPad 3's screen is so high-def, it makes reality look pixelated! Android tablets call iPad 3 "ex-lax", because it scares the crap out of them! iPad 3 is such a badass, it comes with tattoos! iPad 3's battery life is so good, it has to wait for you to recharge! iPad 3's home button is so incredible, it doesn't need to be visible! iPad 3 is so kickass, it ships with Chuck Norris action jeans! iPad 3 includes a night light, because the dark is afraid of iPad 3. If the A-Team has a problem, and no one else can help, they call the iPad 3! PITY THE FOOL! iPad 3 is so loaded, it gives a dividend! iPad 3 doesn't search the Internet, it just bitchslaps Siri until she gets the information. iPad 3 is so awesome, Chinese workers pay to assemble it! joyoftech.com 02012 Geek Culture