Do you know what your penis is afraid of? Do you know its biggest secret? Imagine if we interviewed your penis. And your friend's penis. Imagine if we interviewed say, 10,000 penises. We'd probably have some pretty interesting and funny information. This infographic explores the humor of what we'd discover if our dicks had a voice. The data, yeah, we created it ourselves, but there's probably a lot of truth in what we display. Kind of scary. Definitely funny. Finally all those questions you had about the habits of male genitalia are revealed. Of course, if you need to keep him covered we can help with that too.