Interview with a Penis

My Monthly Rubbers presents: Interview with a Penis (actually, a lot of them) We interviewd a bunch of dicks. This is what they said. Exercise should include: spin class jogging 0% push ups 100% 0% jump rope lift weights 0% 0% "I tend to max out around one push up" Yeah, I'm scared of: 71% 67% 31% 26% teeth prudes whiskey zippers "Teeth look huge when you're only 6 inches long" It's reported that: 1 out of 5 dicks has 11111 touched a butthole 11111 . and 4 out of 5 ... want to. "I have to smell one all day. Why can't I taste one too0?" Admit to having been in: 78% ..a aty. 42% ajar of mayonaise. 14% . between two cushions. 31% .an armpit. 65% ...a box. "It's almost like swimming in a bottle of lotion. Almost " II What they do all day: 23.9 Hours spent napping 1 Hours being King Shit of Fuck Mountain. "Climbing ropes? Yah, 'l throw out a couple" Keep your dick safe. Use a rubber. Buy some at: www.mymonthlyrubbers.com My Monthly Rubbers presents: Interview with a Penis (actually, a lot of them) We interviewd a bunch of dicks. This is what they said. Exercise should include: spin class jogging 0% push ups 100% 0% jump rope lift weights 0% 0% "I tend to max out around one push up" Yeah, I'm scared of: 71% 67% 31% 26% teeth prudes whiskey zippers "Teeth look huge when you're only 6 inches long" It's reported that: 1 out of 5 dicks has 11111 touched a butthole 11111 . and 4 out of 5 ... want to. "I have to smell one all day. Why can't I taste one too0?" Admit to having been in: 78% ..a aty. 42% ajar of mayonaise. 14% . between two cushions. 31% .an armpit. 65% ...a box. "It's almost like swimming in a bottle of lotion. Almost " II What they do all day: 23.9 Hours spent napping 1 Hours being King Shit of Fuck Mountain. "Climbing ropes? Yah, 'l throw out a couple" Keep your dick safe. Use a rubber. Buy some at: www.mymonthlyrubbers.com My Monthly Rubbers presents: Interview with a Penis (actually, a lot of them) We interviewd a bunch of dicks. This is what they said. Exercise should include: spin class jogging 0% push ups 100% 0% jump rope lift weights 0% 0% "I tend to max out around one push up" Yeah, I'm scared of: 71% 67% 31% 26% teeth prudes whiskey zippers "Teeth look huge when you're only 6 inches long" It's reported that: 1 out of 5 dicks has 11111 touched a butthole 11111 . and 4 out of 5 ... want to. "I have to smell one all day. Why can't I taste one too0?" Admit to having been in: 78% ..a aty. 42% ajar of mayonaise. 14% . between two cushions. 31% .an armpit. 65% ...a box. "It's almost like swimming in a bottle of lotion. Almost " II What they do all day: 23.9 Hours spent napping 1 Hours being King Shit of Fuck Mountain. "Climbing ropes? Yah, 'l throw out a couple" Keep your dick safe. Use a rubber. Buy some at: www.mymonthlyrubbers.com