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WHERE THE F*CK IS IT? FOUND SCENE OF THE CRIME Scatter brained hardly describes the person that I am, and yet, no matter how organized I try to be, I am always losing my valuables in the black hole that is my room. Each and every day I waste minutes, sometimes, hours, searching for each and every thing that is remotely important. If it's not my sketchbook, it's my phone or keys; and if karma truly wants to serve me some sweet justice, become once I enter into the real world. it's my entire wallet with MICA ID and driver's license in it, just as I'm about to get into my car to drive to the Print Lab in an epic torrential down pour. This documentation charts my failure to be cognizant over the course of one week. The information displayed is a well-needed reminder of how much more aware and responsible I must MY BEDROOM Therapeutic Rantings FUCK ME SIDE WAYS GODDAMIT PAST LIFE?! WHO DID I KILL IN MY FB OFFICIAL: IT'S LOST! I NEED A GPS TRACKER FOR MY LIFE Places Items Recovered from In pillow case, wrapped inside bed sheets, under bed, inside shoes, underneath cat, under dresser, inside night stand, under desk, lodged between window sill and bed, underneath hamper, wrapped up in clothes on the floor, in a glass of water, in trash bin, under trash bin, inside coat pocket, in hood of coat, hung up on wall, inside false book, inside laptop case, in pants pocket, in hamper, in shopping bag, shoved behind dresser, smashed into over-flowing drawer, handed to me by drunk girl, in roommate's bra, in air vent, under rug. Break Down of Time Searching Other (10.03 minutes) Wallet (24.08minutes) 80 SEARCHES in a single week 19 15 12 MICA ID/Keys 158 B m inates 5 Cell Phone (223.6 minutes) MON TUES WED THUR FRI SAT SUN MON Amount of Items Lost I'd Rather Have.. Caught up on sleep Hung out with friends Watched a movie x3 Worked out x4 The Songs I Played to Make Me Feel Better Went to the Inner Harbor 45 Worked on Homework 11 "Fuck You" Cee-Lo Green 07 "Two Weeks" Grizzly Bear 13 "Whip My Hair" Willow Smith 09 "Diplomat's Son" Vampire Weekend 05 "Home" Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Loss Occurring Between November 15th & November 22nd 344 (play count) 13 Prayers to St. Anthony 15 Pleas to a Higher Power 09 Alcoholic Bevs Consumed Most Commonly Lost 06 Furniture Rearranged 32 People Asked 01 Found by Stranger 05 Located by Roommate 02 Items Still in Limbo 100% STRESSED OUT MINUTES WASTED Kevin Valente O 2010 WHERE THE F*CK IS IT? FOUND SCENE OF THE CRIME Scatter brained hardly describes the person that I am, and yet, no matter how organized I try to be, I am always losing my valuables in the black hole that is my room. Each and every day I waste minutes, sometimes, hours, searching for each and every thing that is remotely important. If it's not my sketchbook, it's my phone or keys; and if karma truly wants to serve me some sweet justice, become once I enter into the real world. it's my entire wallet with MICA ID and driver's license in it, just as I'm about to get into my car to drive to the Print Lab in an epic torrential down pour. This documentation charts my failure to be cognizant over the course of one week. The information displayed is a well-needed reminder of how much more aware and responsible I must MY BEDROOM Therapeutic Rantings FUCK ME SIDE WAYS GODDAMIT PAST LIFE?! WHO DID I KILL IN MY FB OFFICIAL: IT'S LOST! I NEED A GPS TRACKER FOR MY LIFE Places Items Recovered from In pillow case, wrapped inside bed sheets, under bed, inside shoes, underneath cat, under dresser, inside night stand, under desk, lodged between window sill and bed, underneath hamper, wrapped up in clothes on the floor, in a glass of water, in trash bin, under trash bin, inside coat pocket, in hood of coat, hung up on wall, inside false book, inside laptop case, in pants pocket, in hamper, in shopping bag, shoved behind dresser, smashed into over-flowing drawer, handed to me by drunk girl, in roommate's bra, in air vent, under rug. Break Down of Time Searching Other (10.03 minutes) Wallet (24.08minutes) 80 SEARCHES in a single week 19 15 12 MICA ID/Keys 158 B m inates 5 Cell Phone (223.6 minutes) MON TUES WED THUR FRI SAT SUN MON Amount of Items Lost I'd Rather Have.. Caught up on sleep Hung out with friends Watched a movie x3 Worked out x4 The Songs I Played to Make Me Feel Better Went to the Inner Harbor 45 Worked on Homework 11 "Fuck You" Cee-Lo Green 07 "Two Weeks" Grizzly Bear 13 "Whip My Hair" Willow Smith 09 "Diplomat's Son" Vampire Weekend 05 "Home" Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Loss Occurring Between November 15th & November 22nd 344 (play count) 13 Prayers to St. Anthony 15 Pleas to a Higher Power 09 Alcoholic Bevs Consumed Most Commonly Lost 06 Furniture Rearranged 32 People Asked 01 Found by Stranger 05 Located by Roommate 02 Items Still in Limbo 100% STRESSED OUT MINUTES WASTED Kevin Valente O 2010 WHERE THE F*CK IS IT? FOUND SCENE OF THE CRIME Scatter brained hardly describes the person that I am, and yet, no matter how organized I try to be, I am always losing my valuables in the black hole that is my room. Each and every day I waste minutes, sometimes, hours, searching for each and every thing that is remotely important. If it's not my sketchbook, it's my phone or keys; and if karma truly wants to serve me some sweet justice, become once I enter into the real world. it's my entire wallet with MICA ID and driver's license in it, just as I'm about to get into my car to drive to the Print Lab in an epic torrential down pour. This documentation charts my failure to be cognizant over the course of one week. The information displayed is a well-needed reminder of how much more aware and responsible I must MY BEDROOM Therapeutic Rantings FUCK ME SIDE WAYS GODDAMIT PAST LIFE?! WHO DID I KILL IN MY FB OFFICIAL: IT'S LOST! I NEED A GPS TRACKER FOR MY LIFE Places Items Recovered from In pillow case, wrapped inside bed sheets, under bed, inside shoes, underneath cat, under dresser, inside night stand, under desk, lodged between window sill and bed, underneath hamper, wrapped up in clothes on the floor, in a glass of water, in trash bin, under trash bin, inside coat pocket, in hood of coat, hung up on wall, inside false book, inside laptop case, in pants pocket, in hamper, in shopping bag, shoved behind dresser, smashed into over-flowing drawer, handed to me by drunk girl, in roommate's bra, in air vent, under rug. Break Down of Time Searching Other (10.03 minutes) Wallet (24.08minutes) 80 SEARCHES in a single week 19 15 12 MICA ID/Keys 158 B m inates 5 Cell Phone (223.6 minutes) MON TUES WED THUR FRI SAT SUN MON Amount of Items Lost I'd Rather Have.. Caught up on sleep Hung out with friends Watched a movie x3 Worked out x4 The Songs I Played to Make Me Feel Better Went to the Inner Harbor 45 Worked on Homework 11 "Fuck You" Cee-Lo Green 07 "Two Weeks" Grizzly Bear 13 "Whip My Hair" Willow Smith 09 "Diplomat's Son" Vampire Weekend 05 "Home" Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Loss Occurring Between November 15th & November 22nd 344 (play count) 13 Prayers to St. Anthony 15 Pleas to a Higher Power 09 Alcoholic Bevs Consumed Most Commonly Lost 06 Furniture Rearranged 32 People Asked 01 Found by Stranger 05 Located by Roommate 02 Items Still in Limbo 100% STRESSED OUT MINUTES WASTED Kevin Valente O 2010 WHERE THE F*CK IS IT? FOUND SCENE OF THE CRIME Scatter brained hardly describes the person that I am, and yet, no matter how organized I try to be, I am always losing my valuables in the black hole that is my room. Each and every day I waste minutes, sometimes, hours, searching for each and every thing that is remotely important. If it's not my sketchbook, it's my phone or keys; and if karma truly wants to serve me some sweet justice, become once I enter into the real world. it's my entire wallet with MICA ID and driver's license in it, just as I'm about to get into my car to drive to the Print Lab in an epic torrential down pour. This documentation charts my failure to be cognizant over the course of one week. The information displayed is a well-needed reminder of how much more aware and responsible I must MY BEDROOM Therapeutic Rantings FUCK ME SIDE WAYS GODDAMIT PAST LIFE?! WHO DID I KILL IN MY FB OFFICIAL: IT'S LOST! I NEED A GPS TRACKER FOR MY LIFE Places Items Recovered from In pillow case, wrapped inside bed sheets, under bed, inside shoes, underneath cat, under dresser, inside night stand, under desk, lodged between window sill and bed, underneath hamper, wrapped up in clothes on the floor, in a glass of water, in trash bin, under trash bin, inside coat pocket, in hood of coat, hung up on wall, inside false book, inside laptop case, in pants pocket, in hamper, in shopping bag, shoved behind dresser, smashed into over-flowing drawer, handed to me by drunk girl, in roommate's bra, in air vent, under rug. Break Down of Time Searching Other (10.03 minutes) Wallet (24.08minutes) 80 SEARCHES in a single week 19 15 12 MICA ID/Keys 158 B m inates 5 Cell Phone (223.6 minutes) MON TUES WED THUR FRI SAT SUN MON Amount of Items Lost I'd Rather Have.. Caught up on sleep Hung out with friends Watched a movie x3 Worked out x4 The Songs I Played to Make Me Feel Better Went to the Inner Harbor 45 Worked on Homework 11 "Fuck You" Cee-Lo Green 07 "Two Weeks" Grizzly Bear 13 "Whip My Hair" Willow Smith 09 "Diplomat's Son" Vampire Weekend 05 "Home" Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Loss Occurring Between November 15th & November 22nd 344 (play count) 13 Prayers to St. Anthony 15 Pleas to a Higher Power 09 Alcoholic Bevs Consumed Most Commonly Lost 06 Furniture Rearranged 32 People Asked 01 Found by Stranger 05 Located by Roommate 02 Items Still in Limbo 100% STRESSED OUT MINUTES WASTED Kevin Valente O 2010 WHERE THE F*CK IS IT? FOUND SCENE OF THE CRIME Scatter brained hardly describes the person that I am, and yet, no matter how organized I try to be, I am always losing my valuables in the black hole that is my room. Each and every day I waste minutes, sometimes, hours, searching for each and every thing that is remotely important. If it's not my sketchbook, it's my phone or keys; and if karma truly wants to serve me some sweet justice, become once I enter into the real world. it's my entire wallet with MICA ID and driver's license in it, just as I'm about to get into my car to drive to the Print Lab in an epic torrential down pour. This documentation charts my failure to be cognizant over the course of one week. The information displayed is a well-needed reminder of how much more aware and responsible I must MY BEDROOM Therapeutic Rantings FUCK ME SIDE WAYS GODDAMIT PAST LIFE?! WHO DID I KILL IN MY FB OFFICIAL: IT'S LOST! I NEED A GPS TRACKER FOR MY LIFE Places Items Recovered from In pillow case, wrapped inside bed sheets, under bed, inside shoes, underneath cat, under dresser, inside night stand, under desk, lodged between window sill and bed, underneath hamper, wrapped up in clothes on the floor, in a glass of water, in trash bin, under trash bin, inside coat pocket, in hood of coat, hung up on wall, inside false book, inside laptop case, in pants pocket, in hamper, in shopping bag, shoved behind dresser, smashed into over-flowing drawer, handed to me by drunk girl, in roommate's bra, in air vent, under rug. Break Down of Time Searching Other (10.03 minutes) Wallet (24.08minutes) 80 SEARCHES in a single week 19 15 12 MICA ID/Keys 158 B m inates 5 Cell Phone (223.6 minutes) MON TUES WED THUR FRI SAT SUN MON Amount of Items Lost I'd Rather Have.. Caught up on sleep Hung out with friends Watched a movie x3 Worked out x4 The Songs I Played to Make Me Feel Better Went to the Inner Harbor 45 Worked on Homework 11 "Fuck You" Cee-Lo Green 07 "Two Weeks" Grizzly Bear 13 "Whip My Hair" Willow Smith 09 "Diplomat's Son" Vampire Weekend 05 "Home" Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Loss Occurring Between November 15th & November 22nd 344 (play count) 13 Prayers to St. Anthony 15 Pleas to a Higher Power 09 Alcoholic Bevs Consumed Most Commonly Lost 06 Furniture Rearranged 32 People Asked 01 Found by Stranger 05 Located by Roommate 02 Items Still in Limbo 100% STRESSED OUT MINUTES WASTED Kevin Valente O 2010