Click me
Transcribed

I Want to Make a Horror Movie

I WANT TO MAKE A HORROR MOVIE .that ends in a blood bath a love story CONCEPTION DO I HAVE AN IDEA? that ends in a blood bath a teen movie I WRITE MY SCRIPT .. that ends in a blood bath a comedy It's the story of a killer who strikes in a girl's college built on an old indian cemetery. I GET AN ANSWER? I SEND IT TO SOME PRODUCERS / STORY-BOARD! -- CUTTING SPECIAL EFFECTS AKE? I HIRE SOME EXPERTS M.... THE SET PRE- A MAKE-UP ARTIST A COSTUME DESIGNER A TRAINER 50 snakes BASEMENT? FOREST? CEMETERY! for the ghosts YES 50 bats PRODUCTION for the indian face SHEETS tombs / graves / crosses 1 BRIEF MODEL MAKER paintings 49 spiders BALL & CHAIN - skulls / tepees / spider webs 1 BRIEF DECORATOR .................... NO FEATHERS our actress's skin is lyep, these are indian ghosts) YOUNG WOMEN horrific enough 49? there is one missing THE CASTING 000001 .THAT SCREAM AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! BLOODY EFFECTS SHO NO Because the killer is actually a woman. (the foster daughter of the first victim. the ọne we thought was dead) AAARGGHH !! FIND SOME BLOOD ASK THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES A MAN Perfect, she's got the part! Is the hospital OK to donate 700L of blood? Tripe Offal Brain NO ACCIDENT ON SET 5:/Kg 6:/Kg AARARGGHH ! Call the trainer, we've just found the missing spider. MAKE FAKE BLOOD 8:/Kg Is he bleeding? 50 dl binding agent + 2L cherry juice + 2L strawberry sirup + sugar THE ACTOR HAS CUT HIS FINGER DURING A TAKE NO YES "CUTI!" A LOT? YES -POST- KEEP FILMING VE CANT SE ANYTHING NOVE A DARK ATHOSPHERE CALIBRATION PRODUCTION MORE SOUND EFFECTS lnlph SQUEAK SQUEEAK SQUEEAK SQUEAK old swing ..... .... ........................... A WARNING A GNIII creaky door 1 add screams ......... THAT'S IT?! ... ........................... CHHT CHHT CHHT CHHT footsteps on the stairs The film is rated PG-13 BAAARAAAAAAABAAA AARAAAAAARRRRRR GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH w GNNNII... AAARRGH soundman who gets his fingers stuck in the creaky door HHHHHHHHHH IEE NC-17 rated MOVIE RELEASE Mumbai DISTRIBUTION wherever there are indians-► Mexico {BUFFET) THROW A PARTY FOR THE PREMIERE London MORGUE CATACOMBS COCKTAILS WHAT'S MY MOVIE TITLE? SCREAMING SIOUX 50 cL binding agent + 2L cherry juice + 2L strawberry syrup + sugar THE DEAD PAPOOSE BLOODY VIRGINSs CANAL+ SHOOTING A FILM ISN'T THAT SIMPLE CANAL+ SUPPORTS THOSE WHO MAKE MOVIES H=# I WANT TO MAKE A HORROR MOVIE .that ends in a blood bath a love story CONCEPTION DO I HAVE AN IDEA? that ends in a blood bath a teen movie I WRITE MY SCRIPT .. that ends in a blood bath a comedy It's the story of a killer who strikes in a girl's college built on an old indian cemetery. I GET AN @ I SEND IT TO SOME PRODUCERS / STORY-BOARD! -- CUTTING ANSWER? SPECIAL EFFECTS AKE? I HIRE SOME EXPERTS M.... THE SET PRE- A MAKE-UP ARTIST A COSTUME DESIGNER A TRAINER 50 snakes BASEMENT? FOREST? CEMETERY! for the ghosts YES 50 bats PRODUCTION for the indian face SHEETS tombs / graves / crosses 1 BRIEF MODEL MAKER paintings 49 spiders BALL & CHAIN - skulls / tepees / spider webs 1 BRIEF DECORATOR .................... NO FEATHERS our actress's skin is lyep, these are indian ghosts) YOUNG WOMEN horrific enough 49? there is one missing THE CASTING 000001 .THAT SCREAM ΑAΛAAAAAAΑΛARGH! BLOODY EFFECTS SHO NO Because the killer is actually a woman. (the foster daughter of the first victim. the ọne we thought was dead) AAARGGHH !! FIND SOME BLOOD ASK THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES A MAN Perfect, she's got the part! Is the hospital OK to donate 700L of blood? Tripe Offal Brain NO ACCIDENT ON SET 5:/Kg 6:/Kg AARARGGHH ! Call the trainer, we've just found the missing spider. MAKE FAKE BLOOD 8:/Kg Is he bleeding? 50 dl binding agent + 2L cherry juice + 2L strawberry sirup + sugar THE ACTOR HAS CUT HIS FINGER DURING A TAKE NO YES "CUTI!" A LOT? YES -POST- KEEP FILMING VE CANT SE ANYTHING NOVE A DARK ATHOSPHERE CALIBRATION PRODUCTION MORE SOUND EFFECTS lnlph SQUEAK SQUEEAK SQUEEAK SQUEAK old swing ..... .... ........................... A WARNING A GNIII creaky door 1 add screams ......... THAT'S IT?! ... ........................... CHHT CHHT CHHT CHHT footsteps on the stairs The film is rated PG-13 BAAARAAAAAAABAAA AARAAAAAARRRRRR GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH w GNNNII... AAARRGH soundman who gets his fingers stuck in the creaky door HHHHHHHHHH IEE NC-17 rated MOVIE RELEASE Mumbai DISTRIBUTION wherever there are indians-► Mexico {BUFFET) THROW A PARTY FOR THE PREMIERE London MORGUE CATACOMBS COCKTAILS WHAT'S MY MOVIE TITLE? SCREAMING SIOUX 50 cL binding agent + 2L cherry juice + 2L strawberry syrup + sugar THE DEAD PAPOOSE BLOODY VIRGINSs CANAL+ SHOOTING A FILM ISN'T THAT SIMPLE CANAL+ SUPPORTS THOSE WHO MAKE MOVIES I WANT TO MAKE A HORROR MOVIE .that ends in a blood bath a love story CONCEPTION DO I HAVE AN IDEA? that ends in a blood bath a teen movie I WRITE MY SCRIPT .. that ends in a blood bath a comedy It's the story of a killer who strikes in a girl's college built on an old indian cemetery. I GET AN @ I SEND IT TO SOME PRODUCERS / STORY-BOARD! -- CUTTING ANSWER? SPECIAL EFFECTS AKE? I HIRE SOME EXPERTS M.... THE SET PRE- A MAKE-UP ARTIST A COSTUME DESIGNER A TRAINER 50 snakes BASEMENT? FOREST? CEMETERY! for the ghosts YES 50 bats PRODUCTION for the indian face SHEETS tombs / graves / crosses 1 BRIEF MODEL MAKER paintings 49 spiders BALL & CHAIN - skulls / tepees / spider webs 1 BRIEF DECORATOR .................... NO FEATHERS our actress's skin is lyep, these are indian ghosts) YOUNG WOMEN horrific enough 49? there is one missing THE CASTING 000001 .THAT SCREAM ΑAΛAAAAAAΑΛARGH! BLOODY EFFECTS SHO NO Because the killer is actually a woman. (the foster daughter of the first victim. the ọne we thought was dead) AAARGGHH !! FIND SOME BLOOD ASK THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES A MAN Perfect, she's got the part! Is the hospital OK to donate 700L of blood? Tripe Offal Brain NO ACCIDENT ON SET 5:/Kg 6:/Kg AARARGGHH ! Call the trainer, we've just found the missing spider. MAKE FAKE BLOOD 8:/Kg Is he bleeding? 50 dl binding agent + 2L cherry juice + 2L strawberry sirup + sugar THE ACTOR HAS CUT HIS FINGER DURING A TAKE NO YES "CUTI!" A LOT? YES -POST- KEEP FILMING VE CANT SE ANYTHING NOVE A DARK ATHOSPHERE CALIBRATION PRODUCTION MORE SOUND EFFECTS lnlph SQUEAK SQUEEAK SQUEEAK SQUEAK old swing ..... .... ........................... A WARNING A GNIII creaky door 1 add screams ......... THAT'S IT?! ... ........................... CHHT CHHT CHHT CHHT footsteps on the stairs The film is rated PG-13 BAAARAAAAAAABAAA AARAAAAAARRRRRR GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH w GNNNII... AAARRGH soundman who gets his fingers stuck in the creaky door HHHHHHHHHH IEE NC-17 rated MOVIE RELEASE Mumbai DISTRIBUTION wherever there are indians-► Mexico {BUFFET) THROW A PARTY FOR THE PREMIERE London MORGUE CATACOMBS COCKTAILS WHAT'S MY MOVIE TITLE? SCREAMING SIOUX 50 cL binding agent + 2L cherry juice + 2L strawberry syrup + sugar THE DEAD PAPOOSE BLOODY VIRGINSs CANAL+ SHOOTING A FILM ISN'T THAT SIMPLE CANAL+ SUPPORTS THOSE WHO MAKE MOVIES I WANT TO MAKE A HORROR MOVIE .that ends in a blood bath a love story CONCEPTION DO I HAVE AN IDEA? that ends in a blood bath a teen movie I WRITE MY SCRIPT .. that ends in a blood bath a comedy It's the story of a killer who strikes in a girl's college built on an old indian cemetery. I GET AN @ I SEND IT TO SOME PRODUCERS / STORY-BOARD! -- CUTTING ANSWER? SPECIAL EFFECTS AKE? I HIRE SOME EXPERTS M.... THE SET PRE- A MAKE-UP ARTIST A COSTUME DESIGNER A TRAINER 50 snakes BASEMENT? FOREST? CEMETERY! for the ghosts YES 50 bats PRODUCTION for the indian face SHEETS tombs / graves / crosses 1 BRIEF MODEL MAKER paintings 49 spiders BALL & CHAIN - skulls / tepees / spider webs 1 BRIEF DECORATOR .................... NO FEATHERS our actress's skin is lyep, these are indian ghosts) YOUNG WOMEN horrific enough 49? there is one missing THE CASTING 000001 .THAT SCREAM ΑAΛAAAAAAΑΛARGH! BLOODY EFFECTS SHO NO Because the killer is actually a woman. (the foster daughter of the first victim. the ọne we thought was dead) AAARGGHH !! FIND SOME BLOOD ASK THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES A MAN Perfect, she's got the part! Is the hospital OK to donate 700L of blood? Tripe Offal Brain NO ACCIDENT ON SET 5:/Kg 6:/Kg AARARGGHH ! Call the trainer, we've just found the missing spider. MAKE FAKE BLOOD 8:/Kg Is he bleeding? 50 dl binding agent + 2L cherry juice + 2L strawberry sirup + sugar THE ACTOR HAS CUT HIS FINGER DURING A TAKE NO YES "CUTI!" A LOT? YES -POST- KEEP FILMING VE CANT SE ANYTHING NOVE A DARK ATHOSPHERE CALIBRATION PRODUCTION MORE SOUND EFFECTS lnlph SQUEAK SQUEEAK SQUEEAK SQUEAK old swing ..... .... ........................... A WARNING A GNIII creaky door 1 add screams ......... THAT'S IT?! ... ........................... CHHT CHHT CHHT CHHT footsteps on the stairs The film is rated PG-13 BAAARAAAAAAABAAA AARAAAAAARRRRRR GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH w GNNNII... AAARRGH soundman who gets his fingers stuck in the creaky door HHHHHHHHHH IEE NC-17 rated MOVIE RELEASE Mumbai DISTRIBUTION wherever there are indians-► Mexico {BUFFET) THROW A PARTY FOR THE PREMIERE London MORGUE CATACOMBS COCKTAILS WHAT'S MY MOVIE TITLE? SCREAMING SIOUX 50 cL binding agent + 2L cherry juice + 2L strawberry syrup + sugar THE DEAD PAPOOSE BLOODY VIRGINSs CANAL+ SHOOTING A FILM ISN'T THAT SIMPLE CANAL+ SUPPORTS THOSE WHO MAKE MOVIES I WANT TO MAKE A HORROR MOVIE .that ends in a blood bath a love story CONCEPTION DO I HAVE AN IDEA? that ends in a blood bath a teen movie I WRITE MY SCRIPT .. that ends in a blood bath a comedy It's the story of a killer who strikes in a girl's college built on an old indian cemetery. I GET AN @ I SEND IT TO SOME PRODUCERS / STORY-BOARD! -- CUTTING ANSWER? SPECIAL EFFECTS AKE? I HIRE SOME EXPERTS M.... THE SET PRE- A MAKE-UP ARTIST A COSTUME DESIGNER A TRAINER 50 snakes BASEMENT? FOREST? CEMETERY! for the ghosts YES 50 bats PRODUCTION for the indian face SHEETS tombs / graves / crosses 1 BRIEF MODEL MAKER paintings 49 spiders BALL & CHAIN - skulls / tepees / spider webs 1 BRIEF DECORATOR .................... NO FEATHERS our actress's skin is lyep, these are indian ghosts) YOUNG WOMEN horrific enough 49? there is one missing THE CASTING 000001 .THAT SCREAM ΑAΛAAAAAAΑΛARGH! BLOODY EFFECTS SHO NO Because the killer is actually a woman. (the foster daughter of the first victim. the ọne we thought was dead) AAARGGHH !! FIND SOME BLOOD ASK THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES A MAN Perfect, she's got the part! Is the hospital OK to donate 700L of blood? Tripe Offal Brain NO ACCIDENT ON SET 5:/Kg 6:/Kg AARARGGHH ! Call the trainer, we've just found the missing spider. MAKE FAKE BLOOD 8:/Kg Is he bleeding? 50 dl binding agent + 2L cherry juice + 2L strawberry sirup + sugar THE ACTOR HAS CUT HIS FINGER DURING A TAKE NO YES "CUTI!" A LOT? YES -POST- KEEP FILMING VE CANT SE ANYTHING NOVE A DARK ATHOSPHERE CALIBRATION PRODUCTION MORE SOUND EFFECTS lnlph SQUEAK SQUEEAK SQUEEAK SQUEAK old swing ..... .... ........................... A WARNING A GNIII creaky door 1 add screams ......... THAT'S IT?! ... ........................... CHHT CHHT CHHT CHHT footsteps on the stairs The film is rated PG-13 BAAARAAAAAAABAAA AARAAAAAARRRRRR GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH w GNNNII... AAARRGH soundman who gets his fingers stuck in the creaky door HHHHHHHHHH IEE NC-17 rated MOVIE RELEASE Mumbai DISTRIBUTION wherever there are indians-► Mexico {BUFFET) THROW A PARTY FOR THE PREMIERE London MORGUE CATACOMBS COCKTAILS WHAT'S MY MOVIE TITLE? SCREAMING SIOUX 50 cL binding agent + 2L cherry juice + 2L strawberry syrup + sugar THE DEAD PAPOOSE BLOODY VIRGINSs CANAL+ SHOOTING A FILM ISN'T THAT SIMPLE CANAL+ SUPPORTS THOSE WHO MAKE MOVIES I WANT TO MAKE A HORROR MOVIE .that ends in a blood bath a love story CONCEPTION DO I HAVE AN IDEA? that ends in a blood bath a teen movie I WRITE MY SCRIPT .. that ends in a blood bath a comedy It's the story of a killer who strikes in a girl's college built on an old indian cemetery. I GET AN @ I SEND IT TO SOME PRODUCERS / STORY-BOARD! -- CUTTING ANSWER? SPECIAL EFFECTS AKE? I HIRE SOME EXPERTS M.... THE SET PRE- A MAKE-UP ARTIST A COSTUME DESIGNER A TRAINER 50 snakes BASEMENT? FOREST? CEMETERY! for the ghosts YES 50 bats PRODUCTION for the indian face SHEETS tombs / graves / crosses 1 BRIEF MODEL MAKER paintings 49 spiders BALL & CHAIN - skulls / tepees / spider webs 1 BRIEF DECORATOR .................... NO FEATHERS our actress's skin is lyep, these are indian ghosts) YOUNG WOMEN horrific enough 49? there is one missing THE CASTING 000001 .THAT SCREAM ΑAΛAAAAAAΑΛARGH! BLOODY EFFECTS SHO NO Because the killer is actually a woman. (the foster daughter of the first victim. the ọne we thought was dead) AAARGGHH !! FIND SOME BLOOD ASK THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES A MAN Perfect, she's got the part! Is the hospital OK to donate 700L of blood? Tripe Offal Brain NO ACCIDENT ON SET 5:/Kg 6:/Kg AARARGGHH ! Call the trainer, we've just found the missing spider. MAKE FAKE BLOOD 8:/Kg Is he bleeding? 50 dl binding agent + 2L cherry juice + 2L strawberry sirup + sugar THE ACTOR HAS CUT HIS FINGER DURING A TAKE NO YES "CUTI!" A LOT? YES -POST- KEEP FILMING VE CANT SE ANYTHING NOVE A DARK ATHOSPHERE CALIBRATION PRODUCTION MORE SOUND EFFECTS lnlph SQUEAK SQUEEAK SQUEEAK SQUEAK old swing ..... .... ........................... A WARNING A GNIII creaky door 1 add screams ......... THAT'S IT?! ... ........................... CHHT CHHT CHHT CHHT footsteps on the stairs The film is rated PG-13 BAAARAAAAAAABAAA AARAAAAAARRRRRR GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH w GNNNII... AAARRGH soundman who gets his fingers stuck in the creaky door HHHHHHHHHH IEE NC-17 rated MOVIE RELEASE Mumbai DISTRIBUTION wherever there are indians-► Mexico {BUFFET) THROW A PARTY FOR THE PREMIERE London MORGUE CATACOMBS COCKTAILS WHAT'S MY MOVIE TITLE? SCREAMING SIOUX 50 cL binding agent + 2L cherry juice + 2L strawberry syrup + sugar THE DEAD PAPOOSE BLOODY VIRGINSs CANAL+ SHOOTING A FILM ISN'T THAT SIMPLE CANAL+ SUPPORTS THOSE WHO MAKE MOVIES I WANT TO MAKE A HORROR MOVIE .that ends in a blood bath a love story CONCEPTION DO I HAVE AN IDEA? that ends in a blood bath a teen movie I WRITE MY SCRIPT .. that ends in a blood bath a comedy It's the story of a killer who strikes in a girl's college built on an old indian cemetery. I GET AN @ I SEND IT TO SOME PRODUCERS / STORY-BOARD! -- CUTTING ANSWER? SPECIAL EFFECTS AKE? I HIRE SOME EXPERTS M.... THE SET PRE- A MAKE-UP ARTIST A COSTUME DESIGNER A TRAINER 50 snakes BASEMENT? FOREST? CEMETERY! for the ghosts YES 50 bats PRODUCTION for the indian face SHEETS tombs / graves / crosses 1 BRIEF MODEL MAKER paintings 49 spiders BALL & CHAIN - skulls / tepees / spider webs 1 BRIEF DECORATOR .................... NO FEATHERS our actress's skin is lyep, these are indian ghosts) YOUNG WOMEN horrific enough 49? there is one missing THE CASTING 000001 .THAT SCREAM ΑAΛAAAAAAΑΛARGH! BLOODY EFFECTS SHO NO Because the killer is actually a woman. (the foster daughter of the first victim. the ọne we thought was dead) AAARGGHH !! FIND SOME BLOOD ASK THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES A MAN Perfect, she's got the part! Is the hospital OK to donate 700L of blood? Tripe Offal Brain NO ACCIDENT ON SET 5:/Kg 6:/Kg AARARGGHH ! Call the trainer, we've just found the missing spider. MAKE FAKE BLOOD 8:/Kg Is he bleeding? 50 dl binding agent + 2L cherry juice + 2L strawberry sirup + sugar THE ACTOR HAS CUT HIS FINGER DURING A TAKE NO YES "CUTI!" A LOT? YES -POST- KEEP FILMING VE CANT SE ANYTHING NOVE A DARK ATHOSPHERE CALIBRATION PRODUCTION MORE SOUND EFFECTS lnlph SQUEAK SQUEEAK SQUEEAK SQUEAK old swing ..... .... ........................... A WARNING A GNIII creaky door 1 add screams ......... THAT'S IT?! ... ........................... CHHT CHHT CHHT CHHT footsteps on the stairs The film is rated PG-13 BAAARAAAAAAABAAA AARAAAAAARRRRRR GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH w GNNNII... AAARRGH soundman who gets his fingers stuck in the creaky door HHHHHHHHHH IEE NC-17 rated MOVIE RELEASE Mumbai DISTRIBUTION wherever there are indians-► Mexico {BUFFET) THROW A PARTY FOR THE PREMIERE London MORGUE CATACOMBS COCKTAILS WHAT'S MY MOVIE TITLE? SCREAMING SIOUX 50 cL binding agent + 2L cherry juice + 2L strawberry syrup + sugar THE DEAD PAPOOSE BLOODY VIRGINSs CANAL+ SHOOTING A FILM ISN'T THAT SIMPLE CANAL+ SUPPORTS THOSE WHO MAKE MOVIES

I Want to Make a Horror Movie

shared by Zoesvg on Sep 14
4,720 views
8 shares
1 comment
An overview of the stages of producing a horror movie from concept to post-production.

Publisher

Canal+

Source

Unknown. Add a source

Category

Humor
Did you work on this visual? Claim credit!

Get a Quote

Embed Code

For hosted site:

Click the code to copy

For wordpress.com:

Click the code to copy
Customize size