How to wrap your house in Bacon

* HOW TO * WRAP YOUR HOUSE IN BACON STEP CHOOSE YOUR BACON TYPE PIG TURKEY FAKON STEP 2 BUY YOUR BACON SLICED BACON IS $4.66/LB. OPTIONAL FOR YOU "FROM SCRATCH" TYPES, YOU''LL NEED TO BUY 1,144 PIGS. STEP 3 COOK YOUR BACOoN A TYPICAL, 2,500 SOFT HOUSE NEEDS 182,888 STRIPS TO COVER IT. STEP 4 COOK ENOUGH TO SNACK ON IT IS UNAVOIDABLE. STEP 5 COOL YOUR BACON OPTIONAL SELL THE LEFTOVER BACON GREASE TO AN ENTREPRENEUR IN SAN FRANCISCO. STEP 6 STAPLE BACON TO YOUR HOUSE STEP 7 DEFEND YOUR BACON STEP 8 EPOXY YOUR BACON THE EPOXY WILL HELP PRESERVE THE BACON & ЕРОХУ MAKE IT SHINY. LAST PROFIT MOST FAMOUS HOUSE PEOPLE FLOCH TO BACON HOUSE C. designed by MOVOTO Negan Radich