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How to Survive the Zombie Army
HOW TO SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE ARMY BY Ø GOALZERO, GO PROTEIN STYLE PLAY IT SAFE AND GO CARB FREE. STOP, DROP AND ROLL INTO A LEAF OF LETTUCE BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS ZOMBIES HATE THE TASTE. THE FORT OF FORTS SOLAR POWER IS A BEAUTIFUL THING. EVERYONE KNOWS ZOMBIES HAVE IMPECCABLE HEARING, SO DITCH EARSPLITTING GAS GENERATORS AND RUN YOUR GEAR WITH THE SILENT POWER OF THE SUN AND GOAL ZERO. CARNIVOROUS SHEEP IF ALL ELSE FAILS, CHUCK A PIECE OF MEAT OFF A CLIFF. THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST AND WHEN ONE GOES, THEY ALL GO. GOALZERO.COM
How to Survive the Zombie Army
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We saved so many lives from the original zombie apocalypse, we’re taking protection detail one step further to show you how to defend against an entire zombie army. With few heads of lettuce, some e...
xtremely rare steaks, and Goal Zero solar powered gear, you’ll be safe from the flesh-eating horde. We are dead serious, about taking zombies seriously.
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