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How to Survive Black Friday

HOW TO SURVIVE BLACK FRIDAY 100% FREE ADVICE BY Ø GOALZERO. I PRE-BLACK FRIDAY EVE I START TRAINING| 50% MORE I SPEED, STRENGTH, AND ENDURANCE THE POWER SUIT Go tagless. Itching causes distractions. MAILMAN FOR A DAY Borrow your neighbor's mail for the day and deliver post-Black Friday. They won't miss savings they never knew about THE WINNING SHOES Who cares what they look like, comfort and speed matter most. BLACK FRIDAY EVE FREE NINJA DISGUISE PLAN OF ATTACK Fail to plan, and you plan to fail. Send recon teams to BE ONE WITH THE MANNEQUINS Scout your route. REDIRECT TRAFFIC 50% OFF Grab a paint roller and send the competition running in Get a head start and become a mannequin. Gather your things when the store is closed and be the first in line. NO SALE TODAY another direction. |BLACK FRIDAY 100% PREPAREDNESS GOALZER PROTECTIVE GEAR! Minimize the pain for all your upcoming gain. SUPERSIZE YOUR RIDE Bring a vehicle big enough for all your prizes. BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS Go for the quad-grande latte. Ninja skills require energy. THE STORE SABOTAGE SALE 2 FOR 1 CAMP SITE AND TRAPS i POWERED BY OGONERO SLIP AND SLIDE Send people sliding across stores with strategically placed marbles. DESSERT Bake up cookies to clear out the crowd and fill up the port-a-potty TRIPWIRE EX-LAX Send minions to stretch jump ropes across the aisles. NO DEAD BATTERIES 100% MORE JUICE FOR YOUR DEVICES ! WITH THE SWITCH8 PORTABLE RECHARGER (SWITCH8 LEARN MORE Power everything you need to survive Black Friday with help from GOAL ZERO. the tiger TABLETS Stay powered up and connected so MP3 Players you're notified of new deals. NIGHT VISION GOGGLES Upgrade your ninja suit for recon missions. Keep yourself motivated during training with your favorite jams. GOALZERO.COM

How to Survive Black Friday

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