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What are the odds you are unknowingly friends with an undercover agent? Since agencies like the FBI, Customs and DEA don't exactly release those sorts of numbers, we'll just take the liberty of saying there is definitely an undercover agent in your life.
Has ever said "excuse me for a second" and returned five minutes later with fresh scratches and bruises
A little too quick with a fare name when flirting at the bar
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Carries a concealed weapon (rule does not apply in Texas)
Spent the past few years "traveling"
Aggressively camera shy
WTF! Not on Facebook. Not on Twitter.
Has ever slipped out of an establishment some way other than the front door
Owns either less than one or more than two cell phones
Somehow seems to rotate through different tattoos
Swears they don't have a last name
Closets are full of various uniforms and other disguises
Speaks an impressive number of languages fluently
Zips through rush hour traffic almost as if they could engage in a highspeed pursuit should the situation arise
LIVES WITH SEVERAL OTHER CAMERA SHY, MULTILINGUAL PEOPLE WITHOUT LAST NAMES IN A BEACH HOUSE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA