How People Really Spend Their Time on the Net

HOW PEOPLE REALLY USE THE WEBBERNETS Fucking around on Facebook eSarcasm Cute cat videos Deleting requests from Farmville & other stupidass Zynga games Deleting friends who play stupidass Zynga games Tweeting about how awesome Porn you are Retweeting other people's tweets about how awesome they are in the hope they will retweet Deleting impossibly boring emails from your family yours Depositing ugly anonymous comments on other people's blogs Using the 'sorry that email must have gotten trapped by my spam filter' excuse when questioned by your family Actual work Pretending to work while actually just reading email