How to Order a Beer Without Being a Douchebag

BEER HOW TO ORDER A WITHOUT " BEING A DOUCHEBAG DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF BEER YOU WANT? YES NO IS THE BAR CROWDED? YES NO GRAB A DRAFT LIST, GET OUT OF THE WAY, LOOK IT OVER. KNOW NOW? IS THE BARTENDER BUSY? YES NO YES NO YOU MAY ASK ONE QUESTION ABOUT ONE BEER ONLY. KNOW NOW? YOU GET ONE QUESTION. STILL DOUCHEY, BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT BUSY HAVE YOU DONE THIS THREE OR MORE TIMES IN THE LAST MONTH? YES NO YOU ASKED YOUR QUESTION. NOW JUST PICK SOMETHING! NO YES ORDER TIP WELL, WALK AWAY. CONGRATS! YOU'RE A REGULAR, THESE RULES NO LONGER APPLY TO YOU