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How Not To Die

HOW NOT TO.. DIE RIP We'd all like to avoid the grim reaper for as long as possible, right? Here are some tips to help you keep him from your door! WHERE TO LIVE? DON'T BERMUDA TRIANGLE DO ANDORRA The Bermuda Triangle is one of two places on Earth that a compass will not point true north. This means that you have to compensate when navigating or you could end up off course - which could be why so many Andorra's 71,000 inhabitants boast the longest life expectancy in the world, with the average person living to 83.5 years! It is thought to be down to the beautiful clean air and a sunny disposition - something have done so. we would all benefit from! WHAT TO EAT? DO DON'T BEEF BRAIN Beef brain is jam-packed with BLOWFISH vitamins, minerals and a ton of antioxidants. It is considered Fugu (blowfish) contains a poison called Tetrodotoxin, which is 1,20o times more a delicacy in many exotic cuisines but deadly than cyanide. Tetrodotoxin is so potent that unfortunately, it doesn't make you smarter. a dose smaller than a pin head can kill a human. WHAT JOB? DON'T DO COMMERCIAL FISHERMAN MASTER TOUR GUIDE Imagine trudging to work in the Australian sunshine and testing the finest foods, drinks and activities to aid tourism – and getting paid for it. With 116 people per 100,000 dying every year in their jobs as commercial fishermen, you are 50 times more likely to die as a fisherman than in any other job. Save it for the weekends instead, eh? WHAT HOBBIES? DON'T SEGWAY DO Jimi Heselden, who bought the Segway Company which produced the two-wheeled wonders, died whilst riding his one near his home in West Yorkshire. Stick to bicycles, won't you? YOGA Research has found that a single, short yoga session can significantly improve productivity, s it as it improves memory and focus, more so than heading to the; gym. Time to get stretching! HOW TO TRAVEL? DO DON'T TAKE THE BUS There are o.011 deaths per million hours of bus travel. For there to be a statistical likelihood of you meeting your making whilst on a bus, you would have to ride for nearly 159 lifetimes. Not something the a bus goer needs to worry about. average ROUTE 1 MOTORBIKE Data shows a total of 7,004 bikers and their pillions lost their lives between 1999 and 2010 in the UK. Maybe take the bus next time – it's more Grandma Sue and less Evel Knievel. endsleigh If you insist on teasing the reaper, make sure you have life insurance from.

How Not To Die

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Fancy avoiding the grim reaper a little longer? Then these tips and tricks are for you!

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Endsleigh

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death humour

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Humor
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