How the Hell did I end up here?

SOMETIMES IN THE 2 AND 1/2 HOURSI HAVE LEFT TO SLEEP HOW THE HELL DID I END UP • HERE? AFTER SPENDING THE OTHER 21 AND 1/2 IN FRONT OF MY DEEPLY TREASURED MACBOOK PRO, I WONDER ABOUT WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO, ABOUT IF A GRAPHIC DESIGNER IS BORN OR MADE, ABOUT IF I HAD ANOTHER CHANCE TO CHANGE MY MIND. WOULD I DO IT? WELL, I STILL HAVE NO IDEA. BUT I DID HAD A SERIES OF EVENTS IN MY LIFE THAT LED ME TO THE POINT WERE I HAD TO STOP PRETENDING I WANTED TO BECOME A DENTIST OR A TAX ACCOUNTANT. THE STORY OF WHY DID I CHOOSE sO I DID AN INFOGRAPHIC ABOUT IT OK SO LETS START.. TO STUDY GRAPHIC DESIGN CHILDHOOD YEARS: TEENAGE YEARS: SO BOTH MY PARENTS AND THEY PROBABLY IN ORDER TO TEACH US THE IMPORTANCE OF NOT GETTING PREGNANT, OUR HIGH SCHOOL STARTED A PROGRAM CALLED "EGG BABIES" ARE DOCTORS DOC ТОRS THOUGH I WOULD BE LIKE: MOST OF THE EGGS SOME DIED SOME WHERE I WANNA PLAY DOCTOR WITH MR. BUBBLES LOOKED LIKE THIS. TRAGICALLY.. CREATIVE... 000 BUT IT WAS MORE LIKE: OH! BUT MINE WAS... A KICK-ASS ATTITUDE LOOK MOMMY! SPIKED HAIR I MADE A NEW TOY! PIERCING You AAAARO! LEATHER BELT. MINI VEST ...ROCKING NOW, LIKE EVERY GIRL THERE WERE A LOT OF THINGS I WANTED TO BE WHEN I GREW UP ACTRESS CSI INVESTIGATOR IIIIII DESIGNER FASHION DESIGNER III ILLUSTRATOR III MOM IIIIII MOVIE DIRECTOR IIIIIIIIIII" PSYCHOLOGIST IIIIIIIIIII SERIAL KILLER IIIIIIIIII" VAMPIRE IIIIIIIII--…| VETERINARIAN IIIIIIIII HOW MUCH I WANTED IT? I WAS JUST KIDDING A LITTLE MAYBE I WANT THIS 00 WANT THIS!!! MOVIES ARE A BIG PART OF MY LIFE. MOVIES AND S.. I BECAME OBSESSED WITH STUFF THAT COMBINED THOSE COLORS BUT WHEN I SAW "V FOR VENDETTA" AND СOMICS I REALIZED 2 IMPORTANT THINGS: HARLEY QUINN RED "IDEAS ARE BULLETPROOF" SIN CITY APPLES CHERRIES RIDING HOOD RED WHITE BLACK THE WHITE STRIPES BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY: SPIROT. THERE IS NOT BETTER COLOR COMBINATION THAN: BLACK, WHITE AND RED DEADPOOL OF COURSE THERE WERE OTHER OBSESSIONS THROUGH THE YEARS... ...I CALL THEM PHASES 2000 2003 4 2006 4 > 2007 20101 2005 THE "ANIME" THE "DRAG KING" THE "PRE-TEEN" THE "I NEED A JOB" THE "EDWARD THE "ORIGINAL PHASE PHASE PHASE SCISSORHANDS" PUNK" PHASE PHASE YEAH, THAT WAS A WEIRD PHASE I DYED MY HAIR BECAUSE I WAS SUCH A "REBEL I DEVELOPED A TECHNIQUE TO KEEP BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T RESPOND WELL ITRULY BELIEVED LONG LIVE THE BO'S! ! WAS A CARTOON TO HALF SHAVED HAIR MY HAIR SPIKED SO I STUDIED PSICOLOGY AMOUNT OF HAPPINESS I WAST RAETBUT I MANAGED TO SURVIVE AN ETIRE YEAR IT WAS A WHOLE YEAR OF THIS: 70 600 evte THE ARE YOU OK? YOU LOOK CRAZY WEITINS 400 DO NOT CONTRADICT FREUD! 300 WE ARE ALL MAD HERE 200 100 STOP DRAWING!!! PSYCOLOGY DESIGN AMOUNT O LEY SO I TOLD MY PARENTS I WAS QUITTING PSICOLOGY I CANT DO SO AFTER ONE YEAR WASTED IN PSICOLOGY AND THREE YEARS STUDYING DESIGN PARENTS REACTION: I THINK I CAN FINALLY SAY I'M WHERE I WAS SUPOSED TO BE IN THE FIRST PLACE THIS IS MY THING WHAT I WANT! DESIGN? LIKE, CHAIRS WE KNEW AND WHAT I'M GOOD AT MY REACTION: IT FROM THE START AND STUFF? FUNLOVING DESIGNS! THERE GOES MY FREE THERAPY YOU ROCK YEAH BABY! caualevela wagnang Ba cl SO HIRE ME MAYBE? DAMARIS CASTRO GONZÁLEZ