How to get off a DUI charge

HOW TO GET OFF A DUI CHARGE Pretend To Be A Famous Country Star When you're swerving in and out of lanes and a cop pulls you over, grab your cowbay hat, strike a pose, and pretend to be a famous country star. If you're lucky, instead of getting a ticket, you'll give an autograph. Buy The Cops Some Dinner Everyone likes free food. Next time you're in a hot pursuit just have them follow you to the nearest fast food joint. Just make sure to park your car in the parking lot and not the restaurant lobby. Get Really, Really High Cops can't get what the cops can't reach. Next time an officer stops you for a breathe test, get really, really high by hopping into a nearby construction lift. If there is enough gas in it, you can even try and make a getaway. 4 Blame Your Vehicle "You know Officer, these tubcycles aren't the easiest vehicles to navigate on these roads. Especially when you get soap in your eyes... That's why my eyes are red." Injure Yourself With A Faceplant Instead of getting booked and rotting in jail, how about being rushed to the hospital and getting seventeen stitches across your face? It's still better than a night in jail. Tell Them You're Narcoleptic M 02:07 26 10-15-06 Just as you are about to start the sobriety test, fall to the ground and pretend to fall asleep. After the officer "wakes you up," just start yawning and ask, "What happened?" BEER Ask The Cops To Join In Inspired by the phrase, "If you can't beat them, join them." Offering the cops some beer just might get you out of a DUI. Tell Them You Know Someone At The Top Of The Force (Vader) *Listen guys, I know you're just doing your job, but if you take me in, the head of *The Force," Darth Vader, is going to be pissed. Tell Them You Sell Donuts DUNKIN DONUTS Donuts are a cop's Achilles' heel. They can't resist them. If you get pulled over, tell them you sell donuts. 10 Declare, "l'm Batman!" "Hi, I'm Batman! You must be the back up Commissioner Gordon promised. Quick, get back in your squad car, it's dangerous out here." However, the best way to get out of a DUI charge is to.. ...Hire A Criminal Defense Attorney. BEER BEER BEER