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How to Convince Your Significant Other to Let You Buy A Motorcycle

FEVIillE www.REVZILLA.COM HOW TO CONVINCE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER ...TO LET YOU BUY A MOTORCYCLE WHAT TYPE OF RIDER ARE YOU? REVZILLA.COM ASKED RIDERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD HOW THEY WOULD CONVINCE THEIR BETTER HALF TO LET THEM BUY A BIKE SPORTBIKE SCUD FRANKIE FARKLE VIXEN VALERIE PINK IS FOR PASSENGERS OBLIGATORY PTRIBAL COPS CAN'T- CATCH ME "ADV RIDES OR STARBUCKS?" DOOMSDAY PREPPER When tm Da MORE STICKERS THAN PAINT FAST AND FURIOUS CRUSME I'LL BUMP MY LIFE INSURANCE HONEY, I'LL TEACH YOU HONEY, YOU CAN ENGAGE IN UNAPPROVED BEHAVIOR TO SEVEN FIGURES. HOW TO RIDE NEXT. OF EQUAL OR LESSER VALUE. I WILL GET YOU SOME HOT JUST GO BUY IT. RIDING BOOTS TO TAG ALONG - AT 50, A MOTORCYCLE IS I AM WOMAN, KNEE HIGH OF COURSE! ONE OF THE SAFER MID-LIFE HEAR MY ENGINE ROAR! CRISIS CURES THESE DAYS. DEAR WIFE, YOU ARE WEARING I'LL LET YOU PUT THE PUCKS MY OTHER MOTORCYCLE.. RIDING IS CHEAPER ON MY TRACK DAY LEATHERS. ON YOUR FINGER. THAN THERAPY. FREEDOM FRED DIRTBIKE DARLA TIMMY TRACKDAY ROCK OF AGES TRIBUTE ITALIAN SEXY "EAT MY ROOST!" "NUFF SAID DUCATI SCOOT KAWI GREEN NAIL POLISH CASH PROTECTION BY LEVI'S FRED'S IRON HORSE THE RIDE RELEASES THE MIND IT'S WAY SAFER THAN A ARE YOU KIDDING?! AND CREATES ADDITIONAL BICYCLE WHEN YOU LIVE I HAVE 2 DUCATIS. I'M DIVORCED! BANDWIDTH FOR YOU. IN THE CITY. MY DREAM IS THE OPEN ROAD, MUSTACHES, AND PETER FONDA. LET THIS BIRD FLY FREE, BABY. WITHHOLD SEX UNTIL YOUR IT GETS 75 MPG ON THE BETTER HALF AGREES. STREET AND I CAN OUTRUN (IN THEORY). ANY CAR-BOUND VILLAIN. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO SEE ME THAT MUCH. I'LL LET YOU NAME HER - AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE I CAN GO BIG. YOU CAN RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO NUMBER ONE. PROMISE. STAY HOME - IF YOU'D LIKE. DO THINGS I ENJOY. VINTAGE VINCENT COMMUTER CARLOS MIL-SPEC MIKE ALWAYS COMBAT-READY N.O.S. FACIAL HAIR CORPORATE RUNWAY WILL GTX KEEP MY TIE DRY?" OWNS TOP GUN ON VHS 2-STROKE AFTER SHAVE GSX- AWESOME TRIUMPH RACKIN' MILES "IT'S CALLED PATINA" I WILL NOT RE-ENLIST WHILE THE WIFE'S AT YOGA, TEXT HER A PICTURE: 'THIS IS OUR NEW BIKE, RELAXI' THIS BIKE MATCHES IF OUR GARAGE GETS MY SKINNY JEANS. IT'S TWO MORE WHEELS. AS ORIGINAL AS I AM. LET HER SPEND 45 MINUTES I WOULD RATHER BE DEPLOYED ON SOMETHING BUILT FOR ASSAULT ON THE ASPHALT TRYING TO FIND PARKING AFTER 6:00PM IN OUR PART OF TOWN. SHE WANTED A BABY, I WANTED A BIKE. COMPROMISE IS A WHEN I RETURN HOME. PRESENT HER A SPREADSHEET WITH A COST BENEFIT ANALYSIS OF BIKE VS. CAR IN THE SHORT TO MEDIUM TERM. GREAT FOUNDATION. REMIND HER THAT I'M A GROWN MAN WHO WORKS FOR A LIVING, WHO IS ALSO HIDE IT UNDER SOME MOVING SAVING CASH ON GAS MEANS RETIRED FROM THE ARMED BLANKETS IN THE GARAGE. MORE DISPOSABLE INCOME. FORCES, AND THEN IT'S A NO BRAINER. ASK POLITELY. HILLARY HIPPIE WALTER WINGER CHARLIE CHOPPER 10 YEARS IN THE SAME STICH SCOWLISH HIGH-VIZ TIE-DYE BAR HOPPER BACK-UP CB RADIO RUNS ON VEGGIE OIL STILL PLAYING CONWAY TWITTY CE-RATED SANDALS "CHECK OUT MY RAKE LET THEM KNOW YOU STILL KNOW TOLD HIM ABOUT HOW MUCH TCLOCK AND FINEC BY HEART. MY WAY AND THE HIGHWAY. HIM SHARING THE RIDING THEN EXPLAIN THE FREAKISH SAFETY ASPECT OF THAT. EXPERIENCE HAS MOVED ME TO WANT TO RIDE ON MY OWN. ULTIMATUM: IF WE' ARE RIDING IS THE DREAM, LET ME FULFILL IT - EVEN IF IT'S FORCED TO KEEP UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS, WE' ARE TWO RIDES ARE BETTER THAN BUYING A MOTORCYCLE. JUST LAPS UP AND DOWN ONE. BUY HIM A RIDE, TOO. HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD. USE SKEWED CHARTS, GRAPHS AND A LONG POWERPOINT PRESENTATION TO CREATE THEY GET ANOTHER DOG, CONFUSION AND ULTIMATELY I GET ANOTHER MOTORCYCLE. IF I'M NOT HAPPY, YOU'RE NOT GOING CONCESSION ON THE MOTO PURCHASE. WE'RE UP TO 3 DOGS AND 2 MOTORCYCLES. REMIND THEM THAT BOTH KIDS TO BE HAPPY. ARE DONE WITH COLLEGE. PEVLillE P 8+ Su www.REVZILLA.COM

How to Convince Your Significant Other to Let You Buy A Motorcycle

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We asked our community of riders how they were able to convince their significant others to let them buy a motorcycle and here is what they said!

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