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How to Choose a Bottle of Wine

THEM BEACH LEAVE YOUR WINE AT HOME BRING WHISKY "BOUGHT A NICE BOTTLE BUT IT WAS CONFISCATED. NO GLASS ON THE BEACH" BUY THE BIGGEST BOTTLE DINNER WITH THE WORDS 'RED BLEND' BBQ OR VODKA WHO IS PARTY COOKING? ME ART OPENING THEY RARELY HAVE A PICK ONE SENSE OF TASTE 2-BUCK CHUCK BACHELOR (ETTE) PARTY YES NO NO ARE THEY A GIFT? WINE LOVER? GET TOGETHER THEY DON'T ARE YOU AT A YES DESERVE WINE. SOCIAL GATHERING? GET OUT OF MY FLOWCHART DO YOU REALLY DO YOU BRING A BORING BOTTLE & KNOW THEM? THEY DON'T KNOW THEM? DESERVE WINE. HOPE NO ONE OPENS IT. SOMEONE ELSE GET OUT OF MY NO YES FLOWCHART NO YES ARE THEY YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE ARE THEY IN THE WORLD? HOW TO CHOOSE YES WINE LOVERS? YES A BOTTLE OF WINE NO NO BE HONEST. SNIFF YOUR GLASS OF PINOT NOIR Begin by picking who's drinking it HEDONISTIC JOY RIDE CALIFORNIA PINOT NOIR COMPLACENCY IS A BITCH MERLOT NO YES 1ST 2+ RECOVERING ANNIVERSARY FROM WORK? PERSONAL USE ALONE ELOPING SPECIAL OCCASIONS GETTING YES NO ARE YOU ŞOMETHING SWEET DRUNK? YES NO AT HOME? RIESLING or CHENIN BLANÇ OLD? YES NO ON THE GO BIRTHDAY IS WINE THE BLIND DATE GO FOR HIGH OCTANE MAIN COURSE? ZINFANDEL or SHIRAZ NEW YEARS FEELING DINNER FANCY? CHEAP BUBBLY YES NO ALONE? CAMPING SPANISH CAVA OU. NO YES GO FOR SOMETHING EXOTIC SANGIOVESE or GRENACHE RESTAURANT DRINKING IN PUBLIC DINNER FROM A MICROWAVE? NO CORK SCREW REQ. ORDER FROM NO FANCY? SINGLE SERVE BOX WINE DAILY DRINKING YES NO A WINDOW? FRUIT FORWARD WINE ARGENTINIAN MALBEC WINE NO CAN YOU COOKING W/ PRONOUNCE YES NO YOUR WINE? THE MENU? GO BUDGET. GO BULK. ASK FOR KOOL-AID 3 LITER COTES DU RHONE YES NO BOX WINE MAN? WHITE & -$9 SUCH AS NO YES SAUVIGNON ARE YOU INTO CULTS? BLANC YES NO FOR MY WINE SPRAY BUTTER CULT CLASSICS COLLECTION SINE QUA NON or CAYUSE IN YOUR MOUTH NO YES NO NEW VS. OLD WORLD EAT DIRT AS A CHILD? YEP NO! Sharing is caring! please link back to winefolly.com YUM WHAT? WINE OLD! NEW FOLLY THX FOR PLAYIN' (cccommons PLEASE BRING ME MY BUTTERY NOW WHY BUY ANYTHING BUT DRINK A BOTTLE OF SUN SOMETHING EARTHY CHINON or CALIFORNIA CABERNET CHARDONNAY BORDEAUX or BURGUNDY GET OUT OF MY ORIGINAL SOURCE BOURGUEIL FLOWCHART http://winefolly.com/update/how-to-choose-wine/

How to Choose a Bottle of Wine

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If there’s a time for wine then there’s also a place. The most common situations where you will choose wine include personal use or a bottle for someone else. The perfect wine for the moment you g...

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