How Americans See Europe
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Iceland: Volcano, Weird Language, Hot Blondes, Bad guys in Mighty Ducks II
Noway: Vikings turned Fishermen
Sweden: Home Of The Pirate Bay, Socialism, Elin & her twin, the word “ya”
Russia: Communism, hackers, Vodka, Anna Kournikova
Ireland: Red Hair, Alcoholics, Potatoes, The Color Green, U2
UK Scotland: Braveheart, Everyone wears Kilts, Haggis, Golf
Denmark: They make LEGOs and wear Wooden Shoes
Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Slovakia, Belarus: Those Are Countries?
UK England: Fish And Chips, Bad Teeth, James Bond, Harry Potter, Can’t hold down a colony
Netherlands: Drugs, Hookers, Drugged out Hookers
Poland: Polish Jokes, Not Very Intelligent
Belgium: Chocolate, National Mascot is a Kid Taking a Piss
France: Snobby, French Bread, Wine, Can’t win a war, Short Leaders
Germany: Beer, Shiza, Videos, Nazis, Sauerkraut, Shitty Food
Czech Republic: Beer! Cheap hookers… Beer!
Ukraine: Chernobyl, Everyones’ Rude
Switzerland: Rich, Secretive, Alps, ill-Gotten Bank Accounts
Austria: Little Germany, Lots of Mountains, Classical Music
Hungary: No thank you, I just ate
Romania: Vampires that don’t Sparkle, Mail Order Brides
Moldova: Doesn’t exist, never heard of it
Slovenia: Isn't that an electronics maker?
Albania, Bosnia, and Herzegovina, Kosovo, Macedonia, Montenegro, Croatia: Lots of Organized Crime, Went to war
Bulgaria: Aren't they part of Russia?
Portugal: It’s not spain?
Spain: Bulls, Hot Chicks
Monaco: Grace Kelly, Casinos
Italy: Mafia, Spaghetti, Gladiator, Super Mario
Greece: Home Of The Gyro, Country Totally Broke
Vatican City: Pope, Child Molestation, The Da Vinci Code
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