From Hipster to Hippie
From Hipster to Hippie
A Cautionary tale told in 6 steps
Step 1
Disaffected expression
V-neck t-shirt
Tight jeans
Step 2
Shutters
Ironic stache
PBR
Sweat stains
Step 3
Wayfarers
Never bathes, more stains
Chain grease
Casual tear
u-lock for fixie
serious chops
Step 4
“medicinal”
Beanie
Stretched out v-neck
Chemically altered sweat stains
Disintegrating tight jeans
Step 5
Lumber jack beard
Stains starting to take over shirt
Naturally forming dreadlocks
Tight jeans continue to break down
Step 6
Epic chest beard
For drum circles
Dreadlocks
Sweat stains turn into natural tie-dye
Traded shoes for rare vinyl single FROM HIPSTER TO HIPPIE SHUTTERS DISAFFECTED EXPRESSION- IRONIC "STACHE PBR V-NECK T-SHIRT A CAUTIONARY TALE TOLD IN 6 STEPS. SWEAT STAINS TIGHT JEANS STEP I STEP 2 WAYFARERS- - BEANIE "MEDICINAL" SERIOUS CНOPS STRETCHED OUT V-NECK NEVER BATHES. MORE STAINS. U-LOCK FOR FIXIE CHEMICALLY ALTERED SWEAT STAINS CHAIN GREASE CASUAL TEAR DISINTEGRATING TIGHT JEANS STEP 3 STEP 4 DREADLOCKS LUMBERJACK BEARD NATURALLY FORMING DREADLOCKS EPIC CHEST BEARD STAINS STARTING TO TAKE OVER SHIRT SWEAT STAINS TURN INTO NATURAL TIE-DYE FOR DRUM CIRCLES TIGHT JEANS CONTINUE TO BREAK DOWN TRADED SHOES FOR RARE VINYL SINGLE STEP 5 STEP 6
From Hipster to Hippie
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