Halloween Costume Tips: How To Trick or Treat When You’re Over 30

HOW TO OVER TRICK OR TIPS YOU'RE 30 TREAT WHEN SPINX Presents 1. REAL EFFORT 2. SHAVE Put some effort into it! This isn't your office Halloween party - just a pair of bunny ears won't suffice. BEFOREHAND Your five (or ten) o'clock shadow will be a dead giveaway. 10. DRINK INCOGNITO A flask will be your best friend for stealth drinking. Just don't overdo it, there are children around. 3. STAY CURRENT Nine year olds aren't typically huge Seinfeld fans. Make sure your costume references aren't too topical or outdated. 9. DISGUISE VOICE Hide your grown up voice. Practice your falsetto by singing along to some Queen 4. DON'T songs. DRIVE Taking your Prius door-to-door won't fly, take the bus or walk to be more convincing. BUS 8. CHANGE RINGTONE Steely Dan or the Growing Pains theme song will blow 5. DIETARY your cover. Taylor Swift or some dubstep will do the RESTRICTIONS Don't be too picky at the door. Your treat will not be vegan, trick. gluten free, or follow the paleo diet. 6. COMFY SHOES Sume 2. GHOST COSTUME The quintessential ghost costume will cover up your receding hairline, beer gut, and generally bad outlook on life. You'll be doing a lot of walking, so spare your fallen arches and creaky ankles. brought to you by SPINX. spinxdigital.com 10