Guide to Owning a Pet T-Rex

A SIMPLE GUIDE TO OWNING A PET TYRANNOSAURUS REX (TIE-RAN-OH-SORE-US-REKS) HEIGHT... 4m LENGTH. 13m WEIGHT.. . 7.0 TONNES .... ...I...I THAT'S ABOUT... I'M THE TYRANT LIZARD KING', KNEEL BEFORE ME! x2 x7.5 x100 TALLER LONGER HEAVIER ...THAN THE AVG. PERSON Q: TRUE OR FALSE? T-REX'S HAVE POOR EYESIGHT 3 TONNES AVERAGE LIFESPAN - 30 YEARS A POWERFUL BITE GIANT TEETH ABOUT 2X LONGER THAN THE AVERAGE CAT/DOG 3 TONNES IN FORCE 30CM / 12IN LONG COSTS OF LOOKING AFTER YOUR NEW PET £/YEAR 50k - 30k- 10k- WASTE DISPOSAL FOOD HEATING SHELTER ACCESSORIES PET INSURANCE* HEALTHCARE COVER FOR YOUR EXOTIC PET (AND THE PUBLIC) A HEALTHY T-REX IS A HAPPY T-REX ANNUAL PREMIUM: VACCINATIONS: £90,000 £2340 EXCESS: PROTECTION FROM £1000 MODERN VIRUSES LIFETIME CONDITION DENTAL: IШИ LIMIT: £65 MILLION £1600 DEATH OF PET: FOR A FRESHER £1 MILLION DINOSAUR BREATH HOLIDAY COVER: EVERYTHING ELSE: UP TO £1 MILLION £4400 PUBLIC LIABILITY: MEDICINES UP TO £5 MILLION** PEDICURES & MORE TOTAL COST PER YEAR = £217,010 TOTAL LIFETIME COST: £6,510,300 PROS: FREE TRANSPORT - SAVING £840/YEAR ON PETROL GREAT AS A HOUSEGUARD / BODYGUARD CONS: HARD TO TRAIN / POSSIBLE AGGRESSIVE TENDANCIES A BIT BITEY / NOT GREAT WITH KIDS A: False! Contrary to popular belief, the T-Rex had great vision, better than that of a hawk. *Pet insurance quote provided by Animal Friends. **Killing & maiming of humans and other animals is not covered. Sources: gocompare .com Animal Friends, The Telegraph, Petsathome, BBC, Walking With Dinosaurs, Skipandbin.com, Tesco Bank mluwlwd [+ 225 CANS OF DOG FOOD/DAY SUBTROPICAL TEMPERATURES AIRCRAFT HANGAR RENTAL 2 LITRE DROPPINGS LEADS, COLLARS, HATS & MORE