The Great Vagina

The Great Vagina Fun Facts: The largest vagina ever recorded is thought to have belonged to seven-foot eight-inch Anna Swan (1846-1888), a long-legged Scottish temptress who once plopped out a 26-pound baby with a 19 in head, the biggest baby recorded in world history. Although there is wide anatomical variation, the length of the unaroused vagina is approximately 6 to 7.5 cm (2.5 to 3 in) across the anterior wall (front), and 9 cm (3.5 in) long across the posterior wall (rear). Vagina's are incredibly stretchable, and can stretch up to 200% if necessary. A vagina's natural lubrication contains the compound Squalene, which is also found in shark liver. Squalene has several anti-carcinogenic properties. Anna Swan (1846-1888) Although rare, it is possible for the Vagina to fall out. Known as Female Genital Prolapse, FGP is characterized by a portion of the vaginal canal protruding from the opening of the vagina. The condition usually occurs when the pelvic floor collapses as a result of childbirth. In rare cases, some women are born with two vaginas. Luckily, some very rare males are also born with two penises! Pubic bone Urethral opening Approximate location of Ġ spot Emptied Bladder Uterus There are an estimated 30,000-40,000 man made vaginas in the US. These marvels of modern medicine belong to the estimated 30-40k post-op Anterior vaginal wall Urethra transsexual women in the US. Cervix Anus In 1986, MIT research associate Joe Davis led a project to transmit the sounds of vaginal contractions towards neighboring star systems. To do so, he recorded the vaginal contractions of ballet dancers. The messages were to be sent from MIT's Mill stone Hill Radar to Epsilon Eridani, Tau Ceti and Squich.squich! The G-spot exists and can be located on the front side of the vagina, not far from your belly button. The G-Spot is actually the Skene gland, or the female prostate. Yes, that's right, a lady prostate. two other stars. Sexual Knowledge Stats Although the legend of "vagina dentata" --a pussy with teeth poised to rip off the male organ--is known to be a myth, there is some evidence that certain women have vaginal muscles strong enough to clamp down on the male organ and prevent it from withdrawing. Known clinically as penis captivus, it is thought to be caused by involuntary spasms in the levator ani muscles deep in the vagina. 33% of women can't 33 % 75.2% of men find their own G-Spot. know where the clitoris is located. 75.2% Nearly 33% of women can't have an orgasm 33 % Curious what other people call it? from vaginal sex alone. ABYSS, THE MEAT MUFFIN Only BEARDED CLAM MOOSE KNUCKLE 70.8% of 70.8% 10-15% of all women BEEF CURTAINS MOTHER OF ALL SOULS 10-15 %. women BIRTH CANNON MOUNT PLEASANT have never experienced know. BLACK BESS MUSTARD POT an orgasm. BLUEBEARD'S CLOSET ORGAN GRINDER BONE YARD PECAN PATTIE BUM FIDDLE PENIS PENITENTIARY BUTTER BOAT PERIWINKLE CABBAGE FIELD PINK CANOE CAPE HORN PUNANI CATCHER'S MITT PIPE CLEANER Next issue, Sexuality: CLOVEN TUFT PRICK PURSE COCK SOCKET QUIVERING QUIM COD CANAL RED-HAIRED LASS COOTER ROCKET POCKET The World Record for most female orgasms CRADLE OF FILTH RUSTY AXE WOUND was recorded at the 2009 Masturbate-a-thon CREASE SACAPUNTAS in Denmark. While Michael Hariprem claimed the title for men the year before with 31 big O's, one lucky gal rubbed out 222 orgasms in one sitting to take the prize this year. CROTCH COBBLER SALT CELLAR CUM DUMPSTER SAUSAGE WALLET DEAD-END STREET SCABBARD DICK SHARPENER SILK IGLOO DOODLE SACK SKUNK GUTS EEL SKINNER SLOBBERING BULLDOG FANCY BIT SMELLY JELLY HOLE FISH FACTORY SNAKE CHARMER The farthest recorded distance that a FLAMING LIPS SOUTH POLE woman has ejaculated was also at the FLESH TUXEDO SNAPPER 2009 Maturbate-a-thon in Denmark. FLYTRAP SPERM HARBOR She fired a whopping 10.3 feet. FOOFY BIRD SPLIT KNISH FUN TUNNEL STENCH TRENCH FURBACK TURTLE STICKY BUN GOLDFINCH'S NEST GOO POT SUGAR BASIN The speculum a gynocologist uses in 2010 dates all the way back to the technological age of 1300 B.C.E. It got a shout-out in an old Hebrew tome called the Talmud. Worse yet, a speculum identical to the models used today was unearthed in some girl's rubble at Pompeii. TAFFY PULLER GRAVY BOAT TINKLEFLOWER GRINDSTONE TROUT BASKET GUTTED HAMSTER TUNA TACO HAIRY MANILOW TWAT WAFFLE HAPPY VALLEY UNDER-DIMPLE HIDEY HOLE VADGE НОО-НА JACK STRAW'S CASTLE KNOB GOBBLER VERTICAL GRIMACE VELVET GLOVE It's easier to catch an STD if you have sex during your period. While this sounds like an urban legend, the change in the acid balance of your vagina during your period makes it easier for bacteria to multiply. WEENIE WRINGER LADY JANE WHISKER BISCUIT LAPLAND WILLY WASHER LOBSTER CLAVW WOUND THAT NEVER HEALS, THE MADGE YA-YA MAGPIE'S NEST YEAST CAKE MANHOLE YONI MAP OF TASMANIA YUM-YUM The first inch of the vaginal canal is by far the most "pleasure-receptive," good news for all men with small penises. MARK OF THE BEAST Source: 1. Contexts.org 2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#cite_note-1 3. http://www.jimgoad.net/index.shtml?funvagina 4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_prolapse 5. http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/conway/TS/TSprevalence.html 6. http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_300/391_love_tip.html 7.http://sex.healthguru.com/content/video/watch/100133/Five_Facts_About_Female_Anatomy 8. http://blisstree.com/feel/10-things-you-should-know-about-your-vagina-little-known-gynecological-facts/ 9. http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18417-earth-calling-a-short-history-of-radio-messages-to-et.html Their Toys .com 6-7.5 cm 9 cm