The Great Tangled Headphones Epidemic

THE GREAT TANGLED HEADPHONES EPIDEMIC tweedz. braided headphones oW Ren didit all start? 1910. Scholars maintain that patient zero clearly must have 10 been the inventor of headphones, Nathanial Baldwin of Utah'. And they've been creating a tangled mess in our pockets ever A since. Do we know the cause? N=N,/ (1+( L/L)") It's science. The academic paper 'Spontaneous knotting of an agitated string' by Dorian Raymer and Douglas Smith of the University of California at San Diego Department of Physics suggests the probability of a tangle is directly correltated to wire length. string length (m) Am I affected? unaffected (0%) Probably. In an unofficial poll of five of our closests friends, 5 out of 5 reported having tangled headphones at Ileast once in the last year affected (100%) Ts there a cure? NOT RECOMMENDED apply ointment4 go wireless try braided tweedz. Sources 1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headphones braided headphones 2. http://www.pnas.org/content/104/42/16432.full 3. This might or might not be a fictional poll. 4. Not recommended - this could get messy www.tweedz.com @TweedzHeadphone ,",","," Gr,r,r,r