Click me
Transcribed

Football VS Sex

Titanbet PRESENTS FOOTBALL VS SEX WHET HER You WATCH OR PLAY FOOTBALL, WE RECKON IT IS BETTER THAN SEX. HERE ARE 10 REASONS WHY: Tita oet NO. 1 THE EXCITEMENT LASTS VE MEVER PLAVE TOR AMAW IN MW HE A FOOTBALL MATCH IS PACKED FULL OF EXCITEMENT FOR 90 MINUTES. SEX IS LIKE 'FERGIE TIME AND CONTINUES WAY LONGER THAN IT SHOULD. NO. 2 IT'S LESS COMPLICATED OH BRAD ! LETS DO THE HELICOPTER BOTH FOOTBALL AND SEX IMYOLVE A NUMBER HELICOPTER?! OF COMPLICATED POSITIONS, BUT AT LEAST DEFENDERS, MIDFIELDERS AND STRIKERS ARE POSITIONS YOU CAN UNDERSTAND AND WON'T PUT YOUR BACK OUT! itanbet NO. 3 YOUR FRIENDS CAN BE INVOLUED INNITING YOUR MATES ROUND TO WATCH ONE KIND OF ACTION IS FINE, INVITING Titanbet YOUR MATES ROUND TO WATCHTHE OTHER IS JUST WEIRD. NO. 4 NO UNCOMFORTABLE GOODBYES I GUESS THIS IS GOOD BYE... *SNIFFS* ONCE A FOOTBALL MATCH IS OVER, YOU CAN GET OFF TO THE PUB. ONCE SEX Is OVER, IT'S FAR MORE COMPLICATED. SHOULD YOU SHARE A FAREWELL KISS? CAN YOU TWEET ABOUT IT? IT'S A REAL DILEMMA THAT COULD EASILY BE RESOLVED WITH A FINAL WHISTLE. Titanbet NO. 5 FOOTBALL HELPS YOUR FINANCES *SQUEALS* THE PRICE OF A TICKET, PIE AND PINT MAY BE STEEP, BUT COMPARED TO THE COST OF DATING *GROANS* IT'S A BARGAIN. Titanbet NO. 6 AWAY FROM HOME THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK HE'S HAD TO GO TO THE OFFICE TO FIX THE COPY MACHINE! PLAYING AWAY IS ACCEPTED IN FOOTBALL, NOT SO WITH itanbet YOUR PARTNER. NO.7 IT KEEPS YOU TRIM Titanbet PLAYING AN HOUR OF FOOTBALL BURNS 630 CALORIES. SCREAMING AT YOUR USELESS DEFENCE FOR 90 MINUTES WILL SURELY BURN OFF MORE. MAKING YOUR PARTNER SCRE AM IN ECSTASY LOSES A PALTRY 288 CALORIES. NO. 8 YOU KNOW WHERE YOU STAND COR SIT) WHAT DID I DO WRONG THIS TIME? DID I FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAY?? WITH FOOTBALL, YOU GET A TICKET, YOU KNOW WHERE TO SIT. WHEREAS WHEN HORMONES AND EMOTIONS ARE INVOLVED, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHATS HAPPENING OR WHERE YOU STAND. Titanbet NO.9 THE BEAUTIFUL GAME WAYNE ROONEY'S HEAD LYING ON A PILLOW IS HARDLY A THING OF BEAUTY, BUT SEEING PLAYERS MASTER THEIR CRAFT ON THE PITCH IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, UNLIKE WHEN THE MORNING LIGHT ILLUMINATES YOUR DATE FROM THE PREVIOUS EVENING. tanbet NO. 10 FEW, IF ANY, CHILDREN WILL BE CONCEIVED DURING ENGLANDS MATCHES IN BRAZIL NEXT YEAR - ENOUGH SAID? I WANT IT NOW!! Titanbet Titanbet PREPARED BY

Football VS Sex

shared by Laura_Chang on Feb 12
702 views
0 share
0 comments
All the men out there, do you agree with this? For your sex life's sake, I hope you don't :)

Publisher

Titan Bet

Category

Humor
Did you work on this visual? Claim credit!

Get a Quote

Embed Code

For hosted site:

Click the code to copy

For wordpress.com:

Click the code to copy
Customize size