Evolution Of HR

THE EVOLUTION OF HR: 10 MANAGER 2.0 FROM 'HR LADY' Thousands of people in business today share the same title - 'HR Manager.' But the similarities often end there. Here's a look at the old-school "HR Lady Version Beta" and her 21st-century counterpart, "HR Manager 2.0." Which one works for your company? HR LADY-VERSION BETA "Sorry that memo didn't get to you on time...copy machine's broken, again." E? Slightly hard-of-hearing due to constantly processing fax machines and Dot-Matrix printer noise. Training manuals galore I survived PERFORMANCE APPRAISALS SHEDULE a trust fall! Refers everyone with work-related ideas to the 'Suggestion box.' Paper clips, staples, and other random office paraphernalia hanging from body. 1,000 POST ITS Armed with an endless supply of sticky notes for posting on any available surface - I HATE THE SUGGESTION iXOs HR MANAGER-VERSION 2.0 "Hey guys, don't forget to log your tasks online.we're watching you." Bluetooth in Computer chip implanted in brain for automatic recall u place and ready for any of names and birthdays Sends short and Uses Twitter and and all to-the-point messages via the office Skype chat LinkedIn incessantly employee complaints to collaborate and communicate with employees PTO x PHR-XX$ -A$S-5~(C) Enjoys playing Virtual Reality H.R. Training Games H.R Tech Conference 2011 Resident Workplace Scientist: Always experimenting with different employee time management algorithms VR HR Smartphone complete with maximum allowable number of time management apps mindfläsh.com iPad2