Everyday Situations Made Infinitely Better with Decoys

EVERYDAY SITUATIONS MADE INFINITELY BETTER WITH DECOYS New INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH First, Applebee's® Lunch Decoy stepped in to let you escape work for a real lunch. Now there's the Industrial Strength Lunch Decoy, made to withstand the wear and tear of escaping lunch to enjoy over 200 Lunch Combos. As it turns out, the Lunch Decoy works well as a stand-in for a lot of other life situations as well. WAITING AT THE DMV Industrial Strength Lunch Decoy can stand in line for hours and probably take a better picture. Agents barking orders? This guy doesn't mind! DMV BIKINI SHOPPING THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE Why suffer that annual humiliation? Bikinis look great on Lunch Decoy. Imagine the smile on your doctor's face when Industrial Strength Lunch Decoy steps on the scale and registers phenomenal weight loss. Those nutritional tips? Inspired. Thanks, doc! IMPRESSIVE DOG WALKING IN WINTER Taking the pooch out for a stroll was more fun when the temperature was above zero. Let Industrial Strength Lunch Decoy take the leash. And don't forget the plastic bag! BALLROOM DANCING Your wife's been begging you to take lessons. With this delightful double, she gets her wish and you get to keep your dignity. HIGH SCHOOL REUNION Welcome CLASS OF 1993 No one would recognize you anyway after all these years, so why not send the Lunch Decoy? He can match his inflation success with your classmates' inflated success any day. Besides, he's a great listener and won't get offended if you spill punch on him. OPERA BOX Sure, you told your wife you love the opera when you were dating, but you also told her you love romantic comedies and cleaning. Now that you're married, let Industrial Strength Lunch Decoy wear the funny glasses. LITTLE LEAGUE GAME You love your children. But it's hot, and there are gnats and bees. Lunch Decoy can be there when you'd rather escape to air conditioning. DENTIST'S OFFICE DIFFICULT FAMILY Shopping with your impossible-to-please sister? Let her ask the Lunch Decoy whether those pants make her butt look big. Why take the time and endure the scraping and poking when you can escape and have a willing stand-in? HOT YOGA You've tried. You've really tried. But your body wasn't meant for this torture. Let your more pliable counterpart do the cobra pose while you suck down an icy margarita. Backed into the mailbox with Dad's new convertible? Perhaps the news is better delivered by an inflatable friend. DELIVERING BAD NEWS WHAT HAPPENED? ACCOUNTANT MEETING CARPOOL PARKING When that perfect parking space says carpool-only, let the Industrial Strength Lunch Decoy be your best Blah blah accrual. Blah blah cost basis. Who can understand that stuff? Send Industrial Strength Lunch Decoy. friend. After the attendant clears you for the special space, your puffy partner deflates and fits in the glove compartment. Disclaimer: While Applebee's does support escaping to lunch, it does not condone putting yourself, family members, associates or pets at risk to get there. Not even for the specials. THE HUFFINGTON POST Applebees SEE YOU TOMORROW.