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The Enchanted Mafia

THE ENCHANTED MAFIA THE BOSS The Easter Bunny Oversees everything within The Enchanted height: 6'4" Mafia. The Boss collects all of the weight: 272 lbs a.k.a. Tony eye color: Black money and all decisions are made by him. "Whata you lookin at?" weapon of choice: Hard-Boiled Tommy Gun weaknesses: Peeps Chocolate Bunnies by day: Landscape Maintenance by night: The Boss Baby Chicks jack Frost Consigliere a.k.a. Jimmy height: 5'10" weight: 164 lbs Considered the Boss "You talkin to me?" right-hand man. He eye color: Gray advises the Boss on what to do and is often the only one who will speak up and tell the Boss something he doesn't want to hear. weapon of choice: Ice Pick weaknesses: Fire Feel-Good Movies Hugs by day: Runs A Tanning Salon by night: The Right-Hand Man Santa Claus Underboss a.k.a. Carmine "Where's my a*#&*# cocoa!" height: 6'1" weight: 234 lbs Below the Boss, He sometimes handles disputes without the Boss' involvement. He is in training to become the next Boss when the position can no eye color: Blue Longer be filled. weapon of choices Crowbar weaknesses: Milk & Cookies Motion Sickness Elfphobia by day: Mall Cop by night: Home Invasion Specialist These are the money makers. Beneath the Underboss, they handle the illegal gambling and drug trading in their designated areas. They use CAPOS Soldiers as necessary to fulfill their duties. The Toothfairy The Leprechaun a.k.a. Timmy a.k.a. Lenny "You want some a dis?" height: 49 weight: 122 lbs eye color: Light Blue "I just wanna know where da gold at!" height: 4'10" weight: 124 lbs eye color: Green weapon of choices Brass Knuckles weaknesses: weaknesses: Garlic Humans weapon of choice: Pliers Rotten Teeth Lucky Charms Heavy Rain Unicorns by day: Hockey Player by night: Tooth Trader by day: CPA by night: Pit Boss SOLDIERS They do all of the dirty work, like collecting outstanding payments, and tracking down those who have wronged The Enchanted Mafia. Mr. Sandman Cupid height: 3'9" weight: 114 lbs eye color: Brown a.k.a. Saul a.k.a. Cecil height: 37 weight: 112 lbs eye color: Dlue "I'l bust ya frickin knee caps!" "Night night!" weaknesses: weapon of choices Bow and Arrow of Love weaknesses: Caffeine Girls Road Trips Barry White Operating Heavy Machinery High Winds weapon of choice: Roofies by day: Air Traffic Controller by night: Sleep Assassin by day: Divorce Lawyer by night: Love Hitman 97 Forget about it.

The Enchanted Mafia

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A glimpse at what really goes on during Easter. Look past the colored eggs, the weird baskets, and the peeps. We’re waiting to hear back from Martin Scorsese on the film adaptation.

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