Drink Like You’re Irish: A St. Patrick’s Day Flowchart

So You Want to Drink LIKE YOU'RE IRISH? Not feeling like Guinness? yes Is Guiness on tap? What are you wearing? ....... no ...... Absolutely nothing green Avid drinker? First-timer? Ease into it. Jameson Ginger & Lime Guinness Half & Half Black & Black Harp Lager How much are you drinking? Republic of Ireland jersey lor 2 Marathon Aran Island House Party Sweater Colin Farrell How early are you drinking? Favorite Irish Person? Morning Murphy's Stout "Kiss Me l'm Irish" Evening Why so early? Late to the Party Enya Where at? Smithwick's Ale Because I can Beer or Whiskey? Bar Attending parade Bailey's on ice Me Beer Whiskey Tullamore with Magners Cider Irish Coffee Ginger Ale Oscar Wilde Bushmills neat, with water or on ice Rory MclIroy Bono Sláinte! HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY FROM: lemonly