Do You Have to Wake Up Yet?

FLOWCHART: DO YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP YET? Did your alarm go off? NO YES Why are you awake right now? Real alarm, or the early one you set when you said you'd go for a run? I'M NOT I SENSE DANGER WAKE UP! REAL ALARM EARLY ALARM KEEP SLEEPING How much time do you have before you need to leave? Ha. Yeah right. Sleep > jogging I DON'T OVER AN UNDER YEP HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE HOUR AN HOUR WAKE Why did you set an alarm? UP! SNOOZE I WANT TO BE PRODUCTIVE TODAY How long will it take you to get ready? I FORGOT I SET IT How comfy is your bed? AN HOUR LIKE NO TIME ROLL OVER AND GO BACK TO SLEEP Really? IT'S A FUTON PSH. YEAH. ALSO, IT'S FINE. I'M SO00 WATERSKIING COMFY WITH BARBARA WALTERS NOW, BUT IN, LIKE, PUDDING, NOT WATER, S... WAKE UP! YOU'RE ALREADY ASLEEP AGAIN CollegelHumor