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DIY Porn by Jimmyjane

DIY PORN

JIMMY JANE



WHAT YOU NEED



Camera

Don�۪t have one? Use your Smartphone.

Try some fun filters, like the 8mm app

from Nexvio. Or, get creative with a

GoPro ��� penis-cam anyone?



Tripod

Use a smartphone tripod, like a Joby. A handheld camera can get interesting angels. but not if you're moving. You want to make your audience hot, not ill.



Computer

After shooting, you�۪ll need a computer to edit. Don�۪t use your work computer. Unless you�۪re in the biz, uploading homemade porn will likely get you fired.



Editing Software

Uncut can be artsy and cool, but it can also be boring and awkward. Try editing with iMovie on a Mac or get Vegas from Sony if you�۪re on a PC.





FOREPLAY (BEFORE YOU SHOOT)



1. Brain before body:

Watch professional porn to get ideas of

what to do (and what NOT to do). What angles do you like? What positions?

Write down a fantasy to act out.



2. Know your audience

Who is going to watch the final product? Is this just for you? Or do you plan on submitting this to an amateur porn site? This brings us to #3...



3. Are all partners on board?

Confirm that everyone involved has consented to making the video and agrees on who will get to see it. Hidden cameras and leaked sex tapes... not cool.



4. Look your best

Groom your hair and apply make up

to your blemishes ��� and were not just talking about on your head and face.



Pro Tip

Wear loose clothes the day or two before the shoot to avoid elastic and zipper marks on your skin.





IN THE MOMENT (DURING YOUR SHOOT)



5. Lighting is everything

No one looks good under harsh fluorescents. Try a few gentle lamps, indirect light or a soft filter like a white sheet covering a bright light (careful of fire risks).



Pro Tip

White balance your camera; it makes a

difference.



6. No faking

If you�۪re not enjoying yourself it will show through in the video. There are plenty of fake orgasms out there already. The real thing is much more fun to watch.



7. What's your angle?

Depending on what story you�۪re telling, decide between a "POV�۝ or third-party view. Go for voyeurism through a crack in the door, or shoot your reflection in a mirror.



Pro Tip

Get a good mix of everything ��� on top, from the side, etc. Then decide what looks best when you edit, rather than in the heat of the moment.







8. Costumes and props

Dildos, vibrators, handcuffs. whips, high heels, lingerie - if you use any of these in your film, make sure they add to the plot, not the clutter.





POSTCOITAL (POST PRODUCTION)





PORN SECRET



Looking for that smooth look without the razor burn? Retired porn star Kelly Nichols recommends using Visine eye drops to eliminate the nasty red razor bumps after shaving, ���The bumps disappear like magic in about five minutes,�۝

says Nichols.





9. Edit. Edit. Edit.

Think about the overall rhythm and continuity. Depending on what editing software you use, you can play with lifters and make interesting cuts and dissolves.



10. To soundtrack or not to soundtrack

If this video is for your private collection, throw your favorite song in there. However, if you�۪re uploading this to the web, skip the music so you don�۪t infringe on copyrights.







PORN SECRET



Boost Semen Supply. Tommy Lee of Motley Crue (and, of COUrSe, the famous sex tape with Pamela Anderson) writes in his biography, ���Tommyland,�۝ that eating an entire bunch of celery the day before you film will increase your semen supply. He also writes that drinking pineapple juice will make it taste sweeter.

DIY Porn by Jimmyjane

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Tips and tricks on how to shoot your own porn video from home - just like the pros (but much more intimate!)
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