The Crazy S**T People Search for on Google

The Crazy S**t PEOPLE SEARCH FOR ON GOOGLE Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky After a few Friday afternoon refreshments at Search Factory HQ, we got talking about the crazy things we come across online during our ongoing arm-wrestling match with Google almighty. One thing led to another and next minute we were behind the wheel of Google's Keyword Planner Tool to see just how weird it gets. Using exact match targeting, we were able to collect worldwide average monthly search volume for a bunch of random search queries. The results? See for yourself below... “How to hide a dead body" 1K AVG. MONTHLY SEARCHES "How to get away with murder" 1.9K AVG. MONTHLY SEARCHES It looks like American Television writers are running out of ideas to kill of their main characters and miraculously bring them back to life again. Revenge "cough" Pretty Little Liars "cough" "Cat Dating" 110 AVG. NONTHLY SEARCHES "How to make my cat love me" 390 AVG. MONTHLY SEARCHES It's not you, it's your cat. The problem with them is that they promise you a different kind of forever, a 'forever alone' type of forever. #CATASTROPHE "Lady Gaga naked" 135K AVG. MONTHLY SEARCHES "Is Lady Gaga a Man?" 18.1K AVG. MONTHLY SEARCHES Why can't you monsters just leave Gaga alone? As far as I know, the only big flop she has to worry about is her new album #ARTFLOP "How to ask a guy out" 14.8K NO AVG. MONTHLY SEARCHES "How to mend a broken heart" 9.9K AVG. MONTHLY SEARCHES These statistics were conducted a week before Valentines Day with more than half of the numbers coming from Taylor Swift. Don't worry Taylor, you and Harry are never, ever, ever, getting back together! "How to have an affair" 5.4K Ashley sent me. AVG. MONTHLY SEARCHES "Why did I get married?" 40.5K AVS. MONTHLY SEARCHES The difference between single guys and guys who have 'put a ring on it', is that they can easily take their sandwich maker back to the shops when it's faulty. You should have gave yours a trial run first. 00000 $ 06 02 13 14 21 "I hate my job" 22K Nice try. Better keep your day job. AVG. MONTHLY SEARCHES "How to win the lottery" 40.5K AVG. MONTHLY SEARCHES If I had a dollar for every time I complained about my job, I'd probably still be in my job because l'm still complaining about it. #FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS "How do I use Google" 1K Google HELP! I'VE FALLEN. AVE. NONTHLY SEARCHES "How do I Google something?" 4.4K AVG. NONTHLY SEARCHES Note to the children of our generation: The least you could do is help your grandparents out when it comes to technology. Ánd accept their friend request while you're at it! "Is Santa real?" 60.5K NOPE. AVG. MONTHLY SEARCHES With so many adults having access to a laptop and the Internet, childhood memories were immediately shattered and The Grinch gained thousands of new twitter followers. #WINNING "Why do men have nipples?" 18K AVG. MONTHLY SEARCHES The same reason why women paint their nails; it's just for decoration. As you can probably tell by now, the team at Search Factory love the internet, (maybe even a little too much), so if you're not receiving your share of the billion plus daily search queries Google answers, get in touch with us today! SEARCHFACTORY www.searchfactory.com.au Get Ranked!