Conquer the Facebook

CONQUER THE FACEBOOK ONE STATUS AT A TIME WANT TO CONQUER THE BEHEMОТН OF SOCIAL NETWORKS? Then choose your weapon wisely! It all begins with a razor sharp STATUS UPDATE What separates a sharp status from a dull status? EDGERANK Facebook ranks every status you write. "Sharp" high-ranking statuses get seen by more fans. This equation decides how "sharp" your status is POPULARITY How many clicks, likes and comments your status gets x RELEVANCE How interactive your fans have been with past statuses x RECENCY How recently your status was posted EDGERANK How many fans see your status Fact: Fewer and fewer statuses get seen by fans. Why don't they get seen? Because they have low EdgeRank. They're not popular, relevant or recent enough. How do you get them seen? Increase their EdgeRank. Make them more popular, relevant and recent. How? Try the Tips below... as depicted in the News Feeds of Legendary Facebook Conquerors. 1. ASK QUESTIONS Alexander the Great Q: Where do you live, and what makes your city great? O 2,336 years ago via Post Planner - Like Comment O Roxana, Aristotle and 698 others like this. Q View all 532 comments Ptolemy Alexandria. Definitely the name ;) 2 hours ago - Unlike 61 person Alexander the Great good call, Ptolemy 2 hours ago · Like TIP: Keep it simple and easy to answer! Ask "Would" not "Why". 2. POST FILL-IN-THE-BLANKS Hannibal Fill in the blank: always makes me smile. O back in the day via Post Planner Like Comment O Archimedes, Qin Shi Huang and 771 others like this. Q View all 413 comments PO Scipio Africanus Elephants :-) 2 hours ago - Like so cute Hannibal no doubt 2 hours ago · Like TIP: Go for "knee-jerk" responses! One word answers are ideal. 3. POST PHOTOS Julius Caesar Where do you think this is?... (I've cropped the pic) Plunder Album O 2 millenia ago via Post Planner · Like - Comment Share O Cleopatra, Pliny and 893 others like this. O View all 635 comments Mark Anthony gotsta be the Rhine 2 hours ago - Like Julius Caesar nah, the Rubicon... dare me? :0 about an hour ago - Like TIP: Crop your pics before posting! Make the mini, "News Feed" version enticing. 4. TALK ABOUT THE NEWS Saladin Jerusalem's about to get a new mayor ;) -- heading over there now... Best falafel in town, anyone? O during the Crusades via Post Planner - Like - Comment O Averroes, Genghis Khan and 1,187 others like this. Q View all 4,812 comments Saladin No shawarma, dudes. Vegan fo life!!! 3 hours ago - Like Richard the Lionheart weak sauce 2 hours ago · Like TIP: Be controversial! But not offensive. 5. ASK FOR LIKES Genghis Khan LIKE this if you're a Mongol with a funny decapitation story. O in the olden days via Post Planner - Like - Comment O Subutai, Chagatai and 8,913 others like this. Q View all 1,872 comments Genghis Khan a severed spine before breakfast... #i'mlovinit :D 3 hours ago - Like Ögedei last night in Samarkand! #wicked 3 hours ago - Like TIP: Ask and you shall receive! But limit your call-to-action to ONE action. 6. TARGET DIFFERENT FANS Joan of Arc World Women's Day today! Can I get a LIKE from the ladies out there? ...and the men too, if you know what's good for you ;) O once upon a time via Post Planner Like - Comment O Mother Earth, Random female peasant and 28,913 others like this. Q View all 3,309 comments Henry V soo0o sexist 3 hours ago - Like Random female peasant go girl! 3 hours ago Unlike 61 person TIP: Try to get at least one NEW fan to like or comment on every post you publish. 7. TALK ABOUT FACEBOOK Hernán Cortés Q: If you didn't have Facebook, what would you be doing right now? Leave a comment and tell us O 5 centuries ago via Post Planner Like - Comment O Nostradamus and 3,202 others like this. Q View all 5,458 comments Gary Vaynerchuk crushin' it old world style 3 hours ago Unlike 0175 people 9e Montezuma word 3 hours ago - Like TIP: Keep abreast of the latest FB news! Facebookers LOVE to talk about Facebook. 8. CELEBRATE TODAY! Napoleon Julius Caesar was born today in 100 BC... Please finish this sentence: (comment with the most Likes wins!) "I came, I saw, I " O June 17, 1815 at 9:30pm - Like Comment O Metternich, Chucky Darwin and 5,202 others like this. Q View all 9,007 comments Duke of Wellington grew six inches 4 hours ago - Unlike 61,815 people Napoleon :/ 3 hours ago - Like TIP: Use today's occasion as an excuse to do one of the tips above (e.g. post a Fill-in-the-blank). IMPRESSED? DON'T BE. All the "sharp" Statuses above came from the same Arsenal: THE STATUS IDEAS DATABASE OF Post Planner| 1162-1227 AD 1412-1431 AD 1485-1547 AD 1769-1821 AD 356-323 BC 247-182 BC 100-44 BC 1138-1193 AD