Blogging Lessons We Can Learn From the Romans

BLOGGING LESSONS WE CAN LEARN FROM THE ROMANS THE WORDS OF FIRST SPEAR LEGIONNAIRE GAIUS SEVERUS MAXIMUS PROBLEM 1: YOU RECEIVE NO TRAFFIC TO YOUR BLOG FORCE SURVIVORS TO READ YOUR BLOG AND PASS ON WORD OF YOUR GREAT- MUSTER LEGIONS. ATTACK AND OVERRUN NEAREST SETTLEMENT. KILL ALL ABLE-BODIED MEN. NESS. PROBLEM 2: YOU DO NOT WRITE COMPELLING CONTENT. MUSTER LEGIONS. BEGIN PERSUASIVE ONCE THEY SUCCUMB TO PERSUASION, HAVE FIND MOST ATTACK AND OVERRUN THEIR WORTHY EFFORTS. START BY CUTTING PIECES OFF OF THE SCRIBE. DO NOT CUT USEFUL PIECES SUCH AS FINGERS OR TONGUES. START WITH TOES AND COITAL ORGANS. COMPETITOR. POSITION. THEM WRITE OR PRODUCE WHATEVER CONTENT YOU WISH. PROBLEM 3: YOU DO NOT RANK WELL IN THE SEARCH ENGINES. 2. REPEAT AS NECESSARY UNTIL ALL LISTINGS ABOVE MUSTER LEGIONS. LOCATE WEBSITE JOWNER OF LISTING ATTACK AND FORCE THEM TO OVERRUN THEIR REMOVE THE DIRECTLY ABOVE POSITION. OFFENDING YOURS. WEBSITE FROM THE YOURS ARE REMOVED. WEB. PROBLEM 4: NO ONE SIGNS UP FOR YOUR NEWSLETTER. 1 34 THREATEN BURNING, PILLAGING AND RAPINE THREATEN TO THREATEN MUSTER LEGIONS. VISCIOUS PERSONAL BODILY REPRISAL. CONSEQUENCES TO HOME VILLAGE OF READERS. SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! USE YOUR POWER WISELY.