The Best Vehicles for the Zombie Apocalypse

PİCKING THe RIGHT veHice FOR THe ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE MPV Overall Score: 5/10 Suggested Modifications Reinforce windows Add spotlight MPV's have multiple windows, so try to reinforce them where you can A spotlight will help blind zombies as well as lighting your escape route Add front spikes You won't have the engine for a plough, so spikes will need to do Rear flamethrower Zombies will always try and get in the back - fry them before they do A 0-62mph Gross Weight Engine Power 119bhp Fuel Efficiency Top Speed 36.8mpg 119mph 12.2 seconds 1560kg Pros Cons Roomy enough to carry some friends and "family, or lots of zombie killing equipment Heavy enough to roll over zombies in your path "without getting stuck too often Easy to modify to improve your chances Fuel efficiency isn't too bad, with a large tank Won't be all that useful when it comes to "off-road terrain Slow acceleration will make quick getaways "difficult Slow, with a top speed barely over 100mph Has low engine power, making it less than ideal Minivan Overall Score: 2/10 Suggested Modifications Add interior cage Board-up windows Minivans have multiple windows, so make sure to board them all up A back interior cage could save you if a zombie breaks the back window Add front spikes You won't have the engine for a plough, so spikes will need to do Add tyre spikes Minivans are heavy vehicles, so tyre spikes would be a good idea Top Speed 115mph Engine Power 187bhp Gross Weight 1954kg Fuel Efficiency 0-62mph 21mpg 10 seconds Pros Cons Lots of space, giving you plenty of room for "provisions and zombie-killing equipment Enough engine power to cope with lots of "modifications without affecting performance Easy to modify to improve your chances Fuel efficiency isn't too bad, with a large tank Will be almost useless if you need to go off- road to escape Slow acceleration will make quick getaways "difficult Slow, with a top speed barely over 100mph Will be easy to tip going quickly around corners Sports Car Overall Score: 4/10 Suggested Modifications Mounted shotgun Make sure it's hardtop The low profile of the car will mean a mounted shotgun is just the right height A soft-top convertible won't help you if you're attacked by the undead Add mini-plough Add all-terrain tyres A mini-plough will ensure any zombies you hit fly straight over Low profile sports tyres will be useless anywhere but on the road A 0-62mph Fuel Efficiency 42.8mpg H Gross Weight 1450kg Top Speed Engine Power 152mph 211bhp 6.2 seconds Pros Cons Very quick acceleration, making speedy "getaways nice and easy Handling is excellent, so you're not too likely to "crash while making a quick getaway Excellent manoeuvrability in tight spaces Fuel efficiency isn't too bad if you get a diesel Almost useless when it comes to driving "anywhere but on the roads If you've got a petrol sports car then you could "need fuel far too often Not much room for supplies or modifications If you've got the roof down you're vulnerable 4x4 Overall Score: 8/10 Suggested Modifications Add snorkel Mounted machine gun Add a snorkel to stop the engine flooding and you'll be able to cross shallow rivers Space in the back and high ground clearance make it perfect for a mounted machine gun Add front plough Add electric winch High ground clearance and decent engine power make a plough doable You'l likely be off-roading, so add a winch to ensure you don't get stuck Fuel Efficiency 28.3mpg Top Speed 90mph Engine Power 0-62mph Gross Weight 120bhp 14.7 seconds 1738kg Pros Cons Excellent off-road, making it a perfect choice *for getaways in all terrains and weather Plenty of room for supplies, people and strong "modifications Very strong, so ideal for withstanding attacks Run over zombies without getting stuck Decent amount of engine power to ensure you Very reliable, meaning you won't be breaking "down in dangerous spots "can power through any terrain |Low MPG, so you'll need frequent fuel stops Top speed and acceleration aren't great Supercar Overall Score: 1/10 Suggested Modifications Reinforce windows You'll be driving fast, so you'll want strong windows in case you hit something Add electric winch You will be getting stuck often in a supercar, so a winch is absolutely vital All terrain tyres Add xenon headlights E Xenon headlights will ensure you blind any zombies in your path Just in case you need to make an unavoidable off-road detour Fuel Efficiency 14.5mpg A Top Speed 196mph Engine Power 500bhp 0-62mph Gross Weight 4 seconds 1485kg Pros Cons Extremely fast, so you can make very quick "getaways with no problem at all Excellent manoeuvrability, making getaways in "tight spaces no problem at all Not at all reliable, making breakdowns likely Totally useless in any kind of off-road situation Loud and brash, meaning it will attract plenty of attention, from both the living and the dead Built for speed rather than safety, strength or "reliability, making you a prime target Low ground-clearance, so you will get stuck Terrible MPG, so you will need regular refuels Electric Car (Hybrid) Overall Score: 7/10 Suggested Modifications | Board-up windows Add hybrid engine Electric cars aren't the quickest, so boarding up your windows is sensible A hybrid engine will give you extra reliability and two fuel sources Add front spikes You won't have the engine for a plough, so spikes will need to do Add Nitrous Oxide Your acceleration isn't great, so N20 will give you a needed boost Fuel Efficiency 70.6mpg Top Speed 112mph Engine Power 0-62mph Gross Weight 119bhp 10.4 seconds 1325kg Pros Cons Extremely fuel efficient, meaning you don't "need to worry so much about filling up More or less silent, meaning you can sneak "past groups of zombies while staying in the car It's quick enough to get you out of trouble Two different fuel types make it a good choice Electric recharge points are, in most cases, few and far between Not a huge amount of engine power, so not "ideal for running over groups of zombies Not particularly effective off-road Doesn't have the cool factor, not that it matters! Saloon or Hatchback Overall Score: 6/10 Suggested Modifications Reinforce windows Add rollbar Reinforcing the windows is always a good idea, and here it's no different The car could roll (especially with N20) so a rollbar will keep you safe Add front spikes Add nitrous oxide You won't have the engine for a plough, so spikes will need to do Nitrous will give you that extra boost for when you really need it 0-62mph Fuel Efficiency 62.8mpg Top Speed 117mph Engine Power 105bhp Gross Weight 1323kg 11.3 seconds Pros Cons Quick enough to get you out of trouble when you need it Parts can be found extremely easily if the car "does break down Excellent fuel efficiency, even for petrol cars Good manoeuvrability due to tight handling Won't be all that useful when it comes to "off-road terrain Not ideal for running over groups of zombies, although it will easily handle one or two You will have engine problems if you push it Has low engine power, making it less than ideal Coach Overall Score: 5/10 Suggested Modifications |Board-up windows Mount weapons Coaches have numerous windows, With all the window space, mount weapons betwen the boards so make sure to board them all up Add front plough Add tyre spikes With the size and engine power, a front plough would work very well Coaches are heavy vehicles, so tyre spikes would be a good idea Top Speed 85mph Engine Power 360bhp Fuel Efficiency 0-62mph Gross Weight 8mpg 17.5 seconds 5324kg Pros Cons Roomy enough to carry people, plus lots "of zombie killing equipment and provisions Can carry additional vehicles, such as pedal "bikes, quad bikes and dirt bikes for off-roading Easy to modify to improve your chances Can push through even large groups of zombies Will be useless in an off-road situation, so is "only suitable for tarmac Very slow acceleration will make a quick "getaway more or less impossible Very slow, with a top speed under 100mph Not at all fuel efficient - will need lots of refuels Please be aware fixing spikes, flamethrowers or any sort of weaponry to your vehicle will invalidate the Terms & Conditions of your Lease Agreement! 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