Beat The Breathalyzer

BEAT THE BREATHALYZER TRIED-AND-TRULY STUPID THINGS PEOPLE DO TO AVOID A DUI EAT YOUR UNDIES MUNCH TRUE STORY, AND NO IT DIDN'T WORK OVER POWER THE ALCOHOL WITH PUNGENT FOODS THE COTTON CONTENT CAN'T SOAK UP THE ALCOHOL NOPE. YOU'RE STILL GOING TO JAIL BUT WHEN YOU GET THERE YOUR CHANCES OF FINDING LOVE, ARE ALL BUT GONE. TRUST WE IN GOD MOUTHWASH LIBERTY 2014 HONEST ABE SWISH IT AWAY A QUICK SWISH OF MOUTH WASH THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YET. MOST MOUTH WASHES CONTAIN SUCK ON A PENNY AND THE COPPER WILL SAVE YOU NOT SO MUCH. EVEN IF PENNIES WERE MADE FROM COPPER, WHICH THEY ARE NOT ANYMORE, YOU ARE STILL IN TROUBLE. ALCOHOL AND THAT'S NOT GOING TO HELP. THINK BEFORE YOU DRINK THE BEST WAY TO BEAT THE BREATHALYZER IS AVOID IT PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. WOLF LAW LLC