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The Baseball Metaphor Explained

SO HOW FAR DID YOU GET WITH HER?
SECOND BASE?

WAIT, WHICH ONE IS THAT? BELOW THE WAIST, BUT NOT UNDER THE CLOTHES?
I THINK THAT'S...SHORT STOP?

YOU SHOULD TRY CROSSING THE PITCHER'S MOUND
THEN DOWN THE 50-YARD LINE, AND RIGHT PAST HER TEN-PIN
SOUNDS TRICKY

YEAH.
LAST TIME I TRIED IT, I GOT A RED FLAG.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
I REALLY DON'T




X RETROGRADE WHEELBARROW

2 OUTFIELDERS 1 GLOVE
X

<--NAPOLEON'S FORCES

SECOND BASE: HANDS UNDER THE SHIRT AND/OR LICKINS

EYE CONTACT FROM JANEANE GAROFALO
X

THE BORING ZONE

FURSUITS
X
HANDS ON THE PANTS

X
FURSUITS (CROTCHLESS)

HANDS IN THE PANTS

STANDING
X ANYWHERE NEAR PEACHES

THE ORGASM LINE
X
DRY HUMPING

X
USING THE SCROLL THINGY ON THAT ONE APPLE MOUSE

PASSING NOTES
X

"VIRGINITY"
(MAGINOT)
LINE


X
THIGH CONTACT

X
ANAL SEX (FILL IN YOUR OWN "FOUL BALL" PUN HERE.)

THIRD BASE: ORAL SEX (FORMERLY "HANDS IN THE PANTS")

TEENS


SHARING ROOT PWs

FIRST BASE: KISSING

DOWNLOADING STAR TREK FANFICTION AND REPLACING RIKER'S NAME WITH YOUR CRUSH'S.

0110 0010 0110 0001
0111 0011 0110 0101
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YOUR BASE
X
EYE CONTACT


THE "BASE" METAPHOR EXPLAINED

The Baseball Metaphor Explained

shared by maggie on Mar 25, 2011 in Love and Sex

The Baseball Metaphor Explained

shared by maggie on Mar 25, 2011 in Love and Sex

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What base did you get to last night? This is a common question among guys and girls when they are gossiping with friends about how far they went with their date. The baseball metaphor is explained in ...
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