Are You Ready to Publish Your Novel?

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MOMENT AND SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T HURT TO GET JUSTA LITTLE EXTRA REASSURANCE BEFORE EMBARKING ON SOMETHING HUMONGOUS, RIGHT? PLEASE TAKE THIS IN ONLY THE MOST OPTIMISTIC, CONCERNED, AND ENCOURAGING WAY, BUT.. ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, AND WHOLEHEARTEDLY READY TO PUBLISH YOUR NOVEL? RECOMMENDATIONS: DISCLAIMER: THESE ACTIVITIES MAY OR MAY NOT ELEVATE THE QUALITY OF YOUR NOVEL OR YOUR LEVEL OF PREPAREDNESS IN ADVANCE OF PUBLICATION. BUT THEY SURE CAN'T HURT. AND AT LEAST THIS POSTER SHOULD BE CONSULTED ONLY AFTER YOUVE REALLY FINISHED YOUR NOVEL. PRE KING AHEAD MAY CAUSE UNDESINED FEELINGS OF ANKIETY OR OVERWHELM AND IS NOT ADVISED. YOU'LL GET AWAY FROM FIDGETING WITH THAT QUESTIONASLE COMMA DELETING, REINSERTING,. DELETING. REINSERTING, COVERING IT UP WITH YOUR THUM, SQUINTING AT IT. GET- PENCIL IS SUGGESTED. IN CASE OF NEED FOR REVISION. TING UP FOR COFFEE AND HOPING IT SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS YOU LIKE ON THESE ACTIVITIES, BUT TAKING LES THAN THIRTY-SEVEN IS AN OMINOUS SIGN. DISAPPEARS, READING TENCE ALOUD TO YOURSELF, PACING, ETC. (YOU SHOULD DELETE IT.) THE SEN FIVE HOURS OR MORE ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: START (ACTUALLY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT THAT COMMA BACK IN. HERE! THE BASICS THIS IS PROBABLY JUST A FORMALITY, BUT wE HAVE TO CHECK. DOES YOUR NOVEL CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING ESSENTIALST ADVERSITY MOUNTAIN THE BASICS DIALOGUE - SETTING PROTAGONIST CENTRAL TO ANY GOOD NOVEL INAMAIN CHA ACTER WO FACS OM IO A I. TnCALT. HE CL ARCTE INCO S IRAS STAY r I PATIN AOrSE. T A A CLASSIC HUZZAH! CHARACTER MOVE ON. TO CHART WETHER YoE PED VOUR LAD AMONTAIN OA MOLE OF THE CLABICT IFI NOr COE, ANOTHER BEVION COe . veu HAE TwO CHICE40 BACK TO THE STAIR-STEPPY THE WIND DRANG (WITIN DARS, OR LOOK INTO THE FOLLOWINS Pe ON TRAT DoNTINvoE AUSATOR TAMER. TAST TTER. DENTI FESIONAL ORER, MCERAKER, HUMAN A, BAD NOVT, POSTE WR. NOVEL 1ILLE DO YOU PLAN TO WRITE A SEQUEL? AWATEUR BOXER PLOT UPSIDE-DOWN A PA 10 A ENDING CANAL CONFLICT A DINOSAUR -O1 O WHOA, BUDDY INOSAU T ERACTrAMstr r P TED ANY TIME TT INOL. AN. NOTINS MPSTARTS PACE OA ALE O THE HEART O YOUR EADER I LIE A O Y VELOAPO CRAIN To T O OF vouR WAIN CHARACTEs BEOM. w s AN EPIC CIVILA DRAMA WO LANs GENERAL LE WAINT IBIN IFFY SEAST CONSIDEN. P A P WE GET THE PICTURE... BUZZWORD BONANZA ie. MAGERY CLICHED, HACKNETED, AND OTHERWISE EXHAUSTED coUNT ToR ENCES TO T OCEANS or OCEAN SPEAK CLIMBING OF MOUNTAINS POLLOWINS THEMES AND WARK CELESTIAL AWAY ANT s, STARK MOON, PLAN AS SOON AS YOUR BOOK TS THE SEL CICS AN W H ANT Nw. v CA OLLING WAVE CHETING WANEL LAPNG aL LACK OF MAVEL PLINS A L CAPPED AE AND S T se PEY AND ARSTC AND co /suNSeTs, STARE MOON, PLAN OVER THREL MINVI ARIO CASUAL EADERS ALIE WILL SIN TO O TROUNCE AT. BLACK HOLEE. INOOTING warE TIDAL MOUNTAIN NOTE ANT PAIRINS /Or MOUNTAIN IG TO VALLEY WITHORANN. NO AWAT. FOR TS ECTION. arE YOURELA FOINT EERY TIME TO CAN CHECK Or O or COMONLY SUN LUTELY CRCIAL ELEMENTS STARS TURNING INTO te TOveTALE THa COMPUT TT V. HSE RAYE EEN REBOOT LACK HOLs, LACK HOLS GALARIES ASTERS HTLIN TO ARSORING ENTIRE WAES Tat CTIONE COLLEET AT LAST PS To wev ON. SPARKLF WELL DONE. THEY MAY ACTUALLY E CHARD. ANDH TAN MY NOVEL... HOW MANT TIME HON WANT HOW MANT TIMET BONUS ROUND! OUTWAENCHING. (1 POINT FOR YES ANSWERS SPINNY WHEEL O' TITLES SAY CHEESE WILL A TOU HER. AN AWEE AUTH OTO I AN e e uE T SPACE TO PLAN our vouR P CT PORTRAIT. MY NOVEL Evo AROUND VA O WIARDS. V. RES WITH THE EADE INSTRUCTIONS: YES UNTITLED, PIN AWAY TOUR WORRIES AND TAKE THE AFTENOON OFF. HAL ALL PAGESN COECT NU CAL 1.NA PET TO SEF MSPACH CONTIN AUTENT PROP. PING HAND N CH YES WEISHE A TA . cr our nCTUE AND L ATE YOUR IOAL OwN AETURE BACKOROUND IN THE SPACE YES BEIND TOUE FROTO. MATE A CTTERD CANT E PUT Ow BONUSER ROUNDI WILL HARE Tou TO THE CORE 400 COTAGE LAREI MO AINSIDE CPPIDE. A BNETLAND ATTACH PHOTO HERE CHALLENE CONVENTIONS OF HETION PONT FOR EACH AUST CELAIT THAT CO A PErCT T ro O or YOUR CHARACTSN PAMAAPTTON TOTAL we coMrmoN SUPPONTIVE FAMY MEERIHDEN RIMMED THE WA TN IS CAE TOO CH OFA GO THI CAN A BLACK GLASSES 1OAIN ASLE ANYTIN, UT A LIST O PEOPLE YOU'VE SHOWED YOUR NOVEL TO THAT ARE NOT TRUST- WORTHY CRITICS: CRUCIAL TIPI MAKE YOUR OWN! o AWARE SECON- N Te TRANITION, voE AD SPIN N 1. CUT OUT SNN 1. ArTACH WIH CE. LOETO A IIMASINE PAS CCLIN M IN YOR IEPLACE SIN N.I INSTRUCTIONS: ITER, THELL OD POR THE uE INJET VARITY A WELL. SPIN NO. THE ENING. PRAT MA AIA T L. MARK ONE POINT rOR EACH AND DO THE MAT PROBLEM BHLOW. ONCE CONTRCTED, IPIN THE ww E TIMEL COFF EACH WORD INTO THE UNES ELOW NECESANY SPIN NO FENDS FRO vouR NOVELITING CHAT BOOM RAMBL THIS POSTER IS BROUGHT 826 TO YOU BY YOUR HYPERCRITICAL, National SPIN N SLIGHTLY SKEPTICAL, BUT COMPLETELY SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS AT 824 NATIONAL AND THE TITLE IS.. ANTONE WItA LAST NA THAT I ALIO A FT NAM BATES NOTE INING TOURNOV ON A BIND LORANT DATE r AT MATERINO DEDICATION DOs & DON'Ts THITTER FOLLOWERE IND MATTER NON LON IT TOOK TOU TO PO iT se CARACTERS AT A TIME YOUR SISTERNLAW NEPR VIINNS secCER COA s w OWENT O GRA SCHO WITH MICHA L CHARON MOR. O. BOMEO TOE BATE LESS THANMONTHE BONT. RANDMA CLASEE. ORADE SCHOsr COLLEE ENLIE TEACHE ALe CLASE OTHER OR TER . PRL FREE TO POINT Our 10 TE ATHLETIC ONEAND THE EY ONE THAT TH MARTTARTT ONE HA INALLY MADE IT AFTER ALL.YOUREL BEALLYNONBLY BEMEMBRD CILDOO PE o. at RIE OF GENBINE CURENT PERALL ANEIND ITO WOELD PEACE DONT BE UCHA ENOER. CHILREN,ECEL. OR NEPEETO E DETERMINED BAED eN CONTENT O . THATRARISTA WIH THE EALLY ceOL FOREARTATTOD WD ALWATS PLATS TOUR FAVORITE SON AT THE COFFEE SHOR, ETE LES IN TO CTION. AND BONT EEM 1O EVER METINS rwIANTON N TO FOLLON R HO t A WELL T. CONGR ATS! THAT NOVEL IS READY! SORRY WE DOUBTED YOU.) NOW GET TO WORK ON THE NEXT ONE. CAN YOU MAKE IT OUT TO...? A NOVEL IS TOREY AND WITH PosSILE IMENING PAME. YOU WILL SURELY E ASED TO APPEAR AT UITEA FE O ON INSS. THE HASTY SCRILE ON THE TITE PASE YO PASSING OFF AS ENTRA ECREDITI YOUR SIONATURE MIHT ONLY TAKE YOU THO SECONDI. UT FOR YOUR PANS IT WILL LAST FOREV UE THEPACE AT IHE TO PRACICEGET TING IT JUST NT BEFOE FACING THE ADORING THEONG. LABY ERANCE PIRALI THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MOMENT AND SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T HURT TO GET JUSTA LITTLE EXTRA REASSURANCE BEFORE EMBARKING ON SOMETHING HUMONGOUS, RIGHT? PLEASE TAKE THIS IN ONLY THE MOST OPTIMISTIC, CONCERNED, AND ENCOURAGING WAY, BUT.. ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, AND WHOLEHEARTEDLY READY TO PUBLISH YOUR NOVEL? RECOMMENDATIONS: DISCLAIMER: THESE ACTIVITIES MAY OR MAY NOT THIS POSTER SHOULD BE CONSULTED ONLY AFTER YOU VE REALLY FINISHED YOUR NOVEL. PRE KING AHEAD MAY CAUSE UNDESIRED FEELINGS OF ANKIETY OR ELEVATE THE QUALITY OF YOUR NOVEL OR YOUR LEVEL OF PREPAREDNESS IN ADVANCE OF PUBLICATION. BUT THEY SURE CAN'T HURT. AND AT LEAST YOU'LL GET AWAY FROM FIDGETING WITH THAT QUESTIONASLE COMMA DELETING, REINSERTING,. DELETING. REINSERTING, COVERING IT UP WITH YOUR THUM, SQUINTING AT IT. GET- OVERWHELM AND IS NOT ADVISED. PENCIL IS SUGGESTED. IN CASE OF NEED FOR REVISION. TING UP FOR COFFEE AND HOPING IT SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS YOU LIKE ON THESE ACTIVITIES, BUT TAKING LES THAN THIRTY-SEVEN IS AN OMINOUS SIGN. DISAPPEARS, READING TENCE ALOUD TO YOURSELF, PACING, ETC. (YOU SHOULD DELETE IT.) THE SEN FIVE HOURS OR MORE ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: START (ACTUALLY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT THAT COMMA BACK IN. HERE! THE BASICS THIS IS PROBABLY JUST A FORMALITY, BUT wE HAVE TO CHECK. DOES YOUR NOVEL CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING ESSENTIALST ADVERSITY MOUNTAIN THE BASICS DIALOGUE - SETTING PROTAGONIST CENTRAL TO ANY GOOD NOVEL INAMAIN CHA ACTER WO FACS OM IO A I. TnCALT. HE CL ARCTE INCO S IRAS STAY r I PATIN AOrSE. T A A CLASSIC A HUZZAH! CHARACTER MOVE ON. TO CHART WETHER YoE PED VOUR LAD AMONTAIN OA MOLE WEENOW TOa THOvT TOu WE , AN ALE, WE AmA rou rro T Ne OF THE CLABICT IFI NOr COE, ANOTHER BEVION COe . veu HAE TwO CHICE40 BACK TO THE STAIR-STEPPY THE WIND DRANG (WITIN DARS, OR LOOK INTO THE FOLLOWINS Pe ON TRAT DoNTINvoE vEL Ns sILL ALSaTO AUSATOR TAMER. NOVEL 1ILLE DO YOU PLAN TO WRITE A SEQUEL? TAST TTER. DENTI FESIONAL ORER, AWATEUR BOXER MCERAKER, HUMAN A, BAD NOVT, POSTE WR. PLOT UPSIDE-DOWN A PA 10 A ENDING CANAL CONFLICT A DINOSAUR -O1 O WHOA, BUDDY a INOSAU T ERACTrAMstr r P TED ANY TIME TT INOL. AN. NOTINS MPSTARTS PACE OA ALE O THE HEART O YOUR EADER I LIE A O Y VELOAPO CRAIN To T O OF vouR WAIN CHARACTEs BEOM. w s AN EPIC CIVILA DRAMA WO LANs GENERAL LE WAINT IBIN RACHIOA O O O AROT INRTNA ONAIN TRANOA E 1O SPICE THA T o. IFFY SEAST CONSIDEN. P A P WE GET THE PICTURE... BUZZWORD BONANZA ie. MAGERY CLICHED, HACKNETED, AND OTHERWISE EXHAUSTED coUNT ToR ENCES TO T OCEANS or OCEAN SPEAK CLIMBING OF MOUNTAINS POLLOWINS THEMES AND WARK CELESTIAL AS SOON AS YOUR BOOK TS THE SEL CICS AN W H ANT Nw. v CA OLLING WAVE CHETING WANEL LAPNG aL LACK OF MAVEL PLINS A L CAPPED AE AND S T se PEY AND ARSTC AND co /suNSeTs, STARE MOON, PLAN AT. BLACK HOLEE. INOOTING /o THE CII O oF MOUNTAIN NOTE ANT PAIRINS /Or MOUNTAIN IG TO VALLEY WITHORANN. NO OVER THREL MINVI ARIO CASUAL EADERS ALIE WILL SIN TO O TROUNCE warE TIDAL AWAT. FOR TS ECTION. arE YOURELA FOINT EERY TIME TO CAN CHECK Or O or COMONLY SUN UEE PHRASS AS AP SCIPO e To CATION COLLEET AT LAST PS To wev ON. LUTELY CRCIAL ELEMENTS STARS TURNING INTO te TOveTALE REBOOT LACK HOLs, LACK HOLS Tat coMPut TT/ NT SALAN GALARIES ARSORING ENTIRE WAES Tat CTIONE V. HSE RAYE EEN ASTERS HTLIN TO A N ALECK. SPARKLF WELL DONE. THEY MAY ACTUALLY E CHARD. ANDH TAN MY NOVEL... AS SWAG HOW MANT TIME HON WANT HOW MANT TIMET BONUS ROUND! OUTWAENCHING. (1 POINT FOR YES ANSWERS SPINNY WHEEL O' TITLES SAY CHEESE WILL A TOU HER. AN AWEE AUTH OTO I AN e e uE T SPACE TO PLAN our vouR P CT PORTRAIT. MY NOVEL Evo AROUND VA O V. RES WITH NAR A I co H TE O IT ISHe THE EADE INSTRUCTIONS: YES NO UNTITLED, PIN AWAY TOUR WORRIES AND TAKE THE AFTENOON OFF. HAL ALL PAGESN MY NO INveS COECT NU CAL 1.NA PET TO SD PO. INe Or sOME sOT OF MSPACH CONTIN NO SEF AUTENT PROP. PING HAND N CH YES WEISHE A TA . cr our nCTUE AND EIN E L ATE YOUR IOAL MY A L TO CHOO I OwN AETURE BACKOROUND IN THE SPACE YES NO BEIND TOUE FROTO. MATE A CTTERD orICE O AOt cor Oo sCe ALO UE COTAGE LAREI MO AINSIDE CPPIDE. A CANT E PUT Ow BONUSER ROUNDI WILL HARE Tou TO THE CORE 400 ATTACH PHOTO HERE CHALLENE CONVENTIONS OF HETION PONT FOR EACH AUST R ANT CELAIT THAT CO A PErCT T ro O or YOUR CHARACTSN PAMAAPTTON TOTAL we coMrmoN SUPPONTIVE FAMY WNOW TeE NED SARANTD Pes ALO MEERIHDEN RIMMED THE WA TN IS CAE TOO CH OFA GO THI CAN A BAD TING. Ner e TOAL STION YO v ANYTIN, UT A LIST O BLACK GLASSES 1OAIN ASLE PEOPLE YOU'VE SHOWED YOUR NOVEL TO THAT ARE NOT TRUST- WORTHY CRITICS: CRUCIAL TIPI No To MsT E DERO voRoEL A 10 MANY EEL COu IL UNS , AND EN o AWARE SECON- N Te TRANITION, voE AD T. ERAVU, T A TA D PA ESTAD. TASAR. Oe OTHEI CA T MANT T LOETO A IIMASINE PAS CCLIN M IN MAKE YOUR OWN! EE E NNER. SPIN N 1. CUT OUT 1. ArTACH WIH CE. YOR IEPLACE SIN N.I INSTRUCTIONS: E PE TIP e Se w s P R AL ITER, THELL OD POR THE uE INJET VARITY A WELL. e reA A I AAY SPIN NO. THE ENING. PRAT MA AIA T L. MARK ONE POINT rOR EACH AND DO THE MAT PROBLEM BHLOW. ONCE CONTRCTED, IPIN THE ww E TIMEL COFF EACH WORD INTO THE UNES ELOW NECESANY SPIN NO FENDS FRO vouR NOVELITING CHAT BOOM RAMBL THIS POSTER IS BROUGHT 826 TO YOU BY YOUR HYPERCRITICAL, National SPIN N SLIGHTLY SKEPTICAL, BUT COMPLETELY SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS AT 824 NATIONAL STOP ON NAY A HOM NEO ANTONE WItA LAST NA THAT I ALIO A FT NAM MAINT FE AND THE TITLE IS.. BATES NOTE INING TOURNOV ON A BIND LORANT DATE r AT MATERINO DEDICATION DOs & DON'Ts A r e ON THITTER FOLLOWERE IND MATTER NON LON IT TOOK TOU TO PO iT se CARACTERS AT A TIME YOUR SISTERNLAW NEPR VIINNS secCER COA s w OWENT O GRA SCHO WITH MICHA L CHARON MOR. O. BOMEO TOE BATE LESS THANMONTHE BONT. RANDMA CLASEE. ORADE SCHOsr COLLEE ENLIE TEACHE ALe CLASE OTHER OR TER . PRL FREE TO POINT Our 10 TE ATHLETIC ONEAND THE EY ONE THAT TH MARTTARTT ONE HA INALLY MADE IT AFTER ALL.YOUREL BEALLYNONBLY BEMEMBRD CILDOO PE o. at RIE OF GENBINE CURENT PERALL ANEIND ITO WOELD PEACE DONT BE UCHA ENOER. CHILREN,ECEL. OR NEPEETO E DETERMINED BAED eN CONTENT O . THATRARISTA WIH THE EALLY ceOL FOREARTATTOD WD ALWATS PLATS TOUR FAVORITE SON AT THE COFFEE SHOR, ETE LES IN TO CTION. AND BONT EEM 1O EVER METINS rwIANTON N TO FOLLON R HO t A WELL T. CONGR ATS! THAT NOVEL IS READY! SORRY WE DOUBTED YOU.) NOW GET TO WORK ON THE NEXT ONE. CAN YOU MAKE IT OUT TO...? A NOVEL IS TOREY AND WITH PosSILE IMENING PAME. YOU WILL SURELY E ASED TO APPEAR AT UITEA FE O ON INSS. THE HASTY SCRILE ON THE TITE PASE YO PASSING OFF AS ENTRA ECREDITI YOUR SIONATURE MIHT ONLY TAKE YOU THO SECONDI. UT FOR YOUR PANS IT WILL LAST FOREV UE THEPACE AT IHE TO PRACICEGET TING IT JUST NT BEFOE FACING THE ADORING THEONG. LABY ERANCE PIRALI THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MOMENT AND SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T HURT TO GET JUSTA LITTLE EXTRA REASSURANCE BEFORE EMBARKING ON SOMETHING HUMONGOUS, RIGHT? PLEASE TAKE THIS IN ONLY THE MOST OPTIMISTIC, CONCERNED, AND ENCOURAGING WAY, BUT.. ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, AND WHOLEHEARTEDLY READY TO PUBLISH YOUR NOVEL? RECOMMENDATIONS: DISCLAIMER: THESE ACTIVITIES MAY OR MAY NOT THIS POSTER SHOULD BE CONSULTED ONLY AFTER YOU VE REALLY FINISHED YOUR NOVEL. PRE KING AHEAD MAY CAUSE UNDESIRED FEELINGS OF ANKIETY OR ELEVATE THE QUALITY OF YOUR NOVEL OR YOUR LEVEL OF PREPAREDNESS IN ADVANCE OF PUBLICATION. BUT THEY SURE CAN'T HURT. AND AT LEAST YOU'LL GET AWAY FROM FIDGETING WITH THAT QUESTIONASLE COMMA DELETING, REINSERTING,. DELETING. REINSERTING, COVERING IT UP WITH YOUR THUM, SQUINTING AT IT. GET- OVERWHELM AND IS NOT ADVISED. PENCIL IS SUGGESTED. IN CASE OF NEED FOR REVISION. TING UP FOR COFFEE AND HOPING IT SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS YOU LIKE ON THESE ACTIVITIES, BUT TAKING LES THAN THIRTY-SEVEN IS AN OMINOUS SIGN. DISAPPEARS, READING TENCE ALOUD TO YOURSELF, PACING, ETC. (YOU SHOULD DELETE IT.) THE SEN FIVE HOURS OR MORE ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: START (ACTUALLY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT THAT COMMA BACK IN. HERE! THE BASICS THIS IS PROBABLY JUST A FORMALITY, BUT wE HAVE TO CHECK. DOES YOUR NOVEL CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING ESSENTIALST ADVERSITY MOUNTAIN THE BASICS DIALOGUE - SETTING PROTAGONIST CENTRAL TO ANY GOOD NOVEL INAMAIN CHA ACTER WO FACS OM IO A I. TnCALT. HE CL ARCTE INCO S IRAS STAY r I PATIN AOrSE. T A A CLASSIC A HUZZAH! CHARACTER MOVE ON. TO CHART WETHER YoE PED VOUR LAD AMONTAIN OA MOLE WEENOW TOa THOvT TOu WE , AN ALE, WE AmA rou rro T Ne OF THE CLABICT IFI NOr COE, ANOTHER BEVION COe . veu HAE TwO CHICE40 BACK TO THE STAIR-STEPPY THE WIND DRANG (WITIN DARS, OR LOOK INTO THE FOLLOWINS Pe ON TRAT DoNTINvoE vEL Ns sILL ALSaTO AUSATOR TAMER. NOVEL 1ILLE DO YOU PLAN TO WRITE A SEQUEL? TAST TTER. DENTI FESIONAL ORER, AWATEUR BOXER MCERAKER, HUMAN A, BAD NOVT, POSTE WR. PLOT UPSIDE-DOWN A PA 10 A ENDING CANAL CONFLICT A DINOSAUR -O1 O WHOA, BUDDY a INOSAU T ERACTrAMstr r P TED ANY TIME TT INOL. AN. NOTINS MPSTARTS PACE OA ALE O THE HEART O YOUR EADER I LIE A O Y VELOAPO CRAIN To T O OF vouR WAIN CHARACTEs BEOM. w s AN EPIC CIVILA DRAMA WO LANs GENERAL LE WAINT IBIN RACHIOA O O O AROT INRTNA ONAIN TRANOA E 1O SPICE THA T o. IFFY SEAST CONSIDEN. P A P WE GET THE PICTURE... BUZZWORD BONANZA ie. MAGERY CLICHED, HACKNETED, AND OTHERWISE EXHAUSTED coUNT ToR ENCES TO T OCEANS or OCEAN SPEAK CLIMBING OF MOUNTAINS POLLOWINS THEMES AND WARK CELESTIAL AS SOON AS YOUR BOOK TS THE SEL CICS AN W H ANT Nw. v CA OLLING WAVE CHETING WANEL LAPNG aL LACK OF MAVEL PLINS A L CAPPED AE AND S T se PEY AND ARSTC AND co /suNSeTs, STARE MOON, PLAN AT. BLACK HOLEE. INOOTING /o THE CII O oF MOUNTAIN NOTE ANT PAIRINS /Or MOUNTAIN IG TO VALLEY WITHORANN. NO OVER THREL MINVI ARIO CASUAL EADERS ALIE WILL SIN TO O TROUNCE warE TIDAL AWAT. FOR TS ECTION. arE YOURELA FOINT EERY TIME TO CAN CHECK Or O or COMONLY SUN UEE PHRASS AS AP SCIPO e To CATION COLLEET AT LAST PS To wev ON. LUTELY CRCIAL ELEMENTS STARS TURNING INTO te TOveTALE REBOOT LACK HOLs, LACK HOLS Tat coMPut TT/ NT SALAN GALARIES ARSORING ENTIRE WAES Tat CTIONE V. HSE RAYE EEN ASTERS HTLIN TO A N ALECK. SPARKLF WELL DONE. THEY MAY ACTUALLY E CHARD. ANDH TAN MY NOVEL... AS SWAG HOW MANT TIME HON WANT HOW MANT TIMET BONUS ROUND! OUTWAENCHING. (1 POINT FOR YES ANSWERS SPINNY WHEEL O' TITLES SAY CHEESE WILL A TOU HER. AN AWEE AUTH OTO I AN e e uE T SPACE TO PLAN our vouR P CT PORTRAIT. MY NOVEL Evo AROUND VA O V. RES WITH NAR A I co H TE O IT ISHe THE EADE INSTRUCTIONS: YES NO UNTITLED, PIN AWAY TOUR WORRIES AND TAKE THE AFTENOON OFF. HAL ALL PAGESN MY NO INveS COECT NU CAL 1.NA PET TO SD PO. INe Or sOME sOT OF MSPACH CONTIN NO SEF AUTENT PROP. PING HAND N CH YES WEISHE A TA . cr our nCTUE AND EIN E L ATE YOUR IOAL MY A L TO CHOO I OwN AETURE BACKOROUND IN THE SPACE YES NO BEIND TOUE FROTO. MATE A CTTERD orICE O AOt cor Oo sCe ALO UE COTAGE LAREI MO AINSIDE CPPIDE. A CANT E PUT Ow BONUSER ROUNDI WILL HARE Tou TO THE CORE 400 ATTACH PHOTO HERE CHALLENE CONVENTIONS OF HETION PONT FOR EACH AUST R ANT CELAIT THAT CO A PErCT T ro O or YOUR CHARACTSN PAMAAPTTON TOTAL we coMrmoN SUPPONTIVE FAMY WNOW TeE NED SARANTD Pes ALO MEERIHDEN RIMMED THE WA TN IS CAE TOO CH OFA GO THI CAN A BAD TING. Ner e TOAL STION YO v ANYTIN, UT A LIST O BLACK GLASSES 1OAIN ASLE PEOPLE YOU'VE SHOWED YOUR NOVEL TO THAT ARE NOT TRUST- WORTHY CRITICS: CRUCIAL TIPI No To MsT E DERO voRoEL A 10 MANY EEL COu IL UNS , AND EN o AWARE SECON- N Te TRANITION, voE AD T. ERAVU, T A TA D PA ESTAD. TASAR. Oe OTHEI CA T MANT T LOETO A IIMASINE PAS CCLIN M IN MAKE YOUR OWN! EE E NNER. SPIN N 1. CUT OUT 1. ArTACH WIH CE. YOR IEPLACE SIN N.I INSTRUCTIONS: E PE TIP e Se w s P R AL ITER, THELL OD POR THE uE INJET VARITY A WELL. e reA A I AAY SPIN NO. THE ENING. PRAT MA AIA T L. MARK ONE POINT rOR EACH AND DO THE MAT PROBLEM BHLOW. ONCE CONTRCTED, IPIN THE ww E TIMEL COFF EACH WORD INTO THE UNES ELOW NECESANY SPIN NO FENDS FRO vouR NOVELITING CHAT BOOM RAMBL THIS POSTER IS BROUGHT 826 TO YOU BY YOUR HYPERCRITICAL, National SPIN N SLIGHTLY SKEPTICAL, BUT COMPLETELY SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS AT 824 NATIONAL STOP ON NAY A HOM NEO ANTONE WItA LAST NA THAT I ALIO A FT NAM MAINT FE AND THE TITLE IS.. BATES NOTE INING TOURNOV ON A BIND LORANT DATE r AT MATERINO DEDICATION DOs & DON'Ts A r e ON THITTER FOLLOWERE IND MATTER NON LON IT TOOK TOU TO PO iT se CARACTERS AT A TIME YOUR SISTERNLAW NEPR VIINNS secCER COA s w OWENT O GRA SCHO WITH MICHA L CHARON MOR. O. BOMEO TOE BATE LESS THANMONTHE BONT. RANDMA CLASEE. ORADE SCHOsr COLLEE ENLIE TEACHE ALe CLASE OTHER OR TER . PRL FREE TO POINT Our 10 TE ATHLETIC ONEAND THE EY ONE THAT TH MARTTARTT ONE HA INALLY MADE IT AFTER ALL.YOUREL BEALLYNONBLY BEMEMBRD CILDOO PE o. at RIE OF GENBINE CURENT PERALL ANEIND ITO WOELD PEACE DONT BE UCHA ENOER. CHILREN,ECEL. OR NEPEETO E DETERMINED BAED eN CONTENT O . THATRARISTA WIH THE EALLY ceOL FOREARTATTOD WD ALWATS PLATS TOUR FAVORITE SON AT THE COFFEE SHOR, ETE LES IN TO CTION. AND BONT EEM 1O EVER METINS rwIANTON N TO FOLLON R HO t A WELL T. CONGR ATS! THAT NOVEL IS READY! SORRY WE DOUBTED YOU.) NOW GET TO WORK ON THE NEXT ONE. CAN YOU MAKE IT OUT TO...? A NOVEL IS TOREY AND WITH PosSILE IMENING PAME. YOU WILL SURELY E ASED TO APPEAR AT UITEA FE O ON INSS. THE HASTY SCRILE ON THE TITE PASE YO PASSING OFF AS ENTRA ECREDITI YOUR SIONATURE MIHT ONLY TAKE YOU THO SECONDI. UT FOR YOUR PANS IT WILL LAST FOREV UE THEPACE AT IHE TO PRACICEGET TING IT JUST NT BEFOE FACING THE ADORING THEONG. LABY ERANCE PIRALI THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MOMENT AND SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T HURT TO GET JUSTA LITTLE EXTRA REASSURANCE BEFORE EMBARKING ON SOMETHING HUMONGOUS, RIGHT? PLEASE TAKE THIS IN ONLY THE MOST OPTIMISTIC, CONCERNED, AND ENCOURAGING WAY, BUT.. ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, AND WHOLEHEARTEDLY READY TO PUBLISH YOUR NOVEL? RECOMMENDATIONS: DISCLAIMER: THESE ACTIVITIES MAY OR MAY NOT THIS POSTER SHOULD BE CONSULTED ONLY AFTER YOU VE REALLY FINISHED YOUR NOVEL. PRE KING AHEAD MAY CAUSE UNDESIRED FEELINGS OF ANKIETY OR ELEVATE THE QUALITY OF YOUR NOVEL OR YOUR LEVEL OF PREPAREDNESS IN ADVANCE OF PUBLICATION. BUT THEY SURE CAN'T HURT. AND AT LEAST YOU'LL GET AWAY FROM FIDGETING WITH THAT QUESTIONASLE COMMA DELETING, REINSERTING,. DELETING. REINSERTING, COVERING IT UP WITH YOUR THUM, SQUINTING AT IT. GET- OVERWHELM AND IS NOT ADVISED. PENCIL IS SUGGESTED. IN CASE OF NEED FOR REVISION. TING UP FOR COFFEE AND HOPING IT SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS YOU LIKE ON THESE ACTIVITIES, BUT TAKING LES THAN THIRTY-SEVEN IS AN OMINOUS SIGN. DISAPPEARS, READING TENCE ALOUD TO YOURSELF, PACING, ETC. (YOU SHOULD DELETE IT.) THE SEN FIVE HOURS OR MORE ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: START (ACTUALLY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT THAT COMMA BACK IN. HERE! THE BASICS THIS IS PROBABLY JUST A FORMALITY, BUT wE HAVE TO CHECK. DOES YOUR NOVEL CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING ESSENTIALST ADVERSITY MOUNTAIN THE BASICS DIALOGUE - SETTING PROTAGONIST CENTRAL TO ANY GOOD NOVEL INAMAIN CHA ACTER WO FACS OM IO A I. TnCALT. HE CL ARCTE INCO S IRAS STAY r I PATIN AOrSE. T A A CLASSIC A HUZZAH! CHARACTER MOVE ON. TO CHART WETHER YoE PED vouR LAD AMONTAIN OA MOLE WEENOW TOa THOvT TOu WE , AN ALE, WE AmA rou rro T Ne OF THE CLABICT IFI NOr COE, ANOTHER BEVION COe . veu HAE TwO CHICE40 BACK TO THE STAIR-STEPPY THE WIND DRANG (WITIN DARS, OR LOOK INTO THE FOLLOWINS Pe ON TRAT DoNTINvoE vEL Ns sILL ALSaTO AUSATOR TAMER. NOVEL 1ILLE DO YOU PLAN TO WRITE A SEQUEL? TAST TTER. DENTI FESIONAL ORER, AWATEUR BOXER MCERAKER, HUMAN A, BAD NOVT, POSTE WR. PLOT UPSIDE-DOWN A PA 10 A ENDING CANAL CONFLICT A DINOSAUR -O1 O WHOA, BUDDY a INOSAU T ERACTrAMstr r P TED ANY TIME TT INOL. AN. NOTINS MPSTARTS PACE OA ALE O THE HEART O YOUR EADER I LIE A O Y VELOAPO CRAIN To T O OF vouR WAIN CHARACTEs BEOM. w s AN EPIC CIVILA DRAMA WO LANs GENERAL LE WAINT IBIN RACHIOA O O O AROT INRTNA ONAIN TRANOA E 1O SPICE THA T o. IFFY SEAST CONSIDEN. P A P WE GET THE PICTURE... BUZZWORD BONANZA ie. MAGERY CLICHED, HACKNETED, AND OTHERWISE EXHAUSTED coUNT ToR ENCES TO T OCEANS or OCEAN SPEAK CLIMBING OF MOUNTAINS POLLOWINS THEMES AND WARK CELESTIAL AS SOON AS YOUR BOOK TS THE SEL CICS AN W H ANT Nw. v CA OLLING WAVE CHETING WANEL LAPNG aL LACK OF MAVEL PLINS A L CAPPED AE AND S T se PEY AND ARSTC AND co /suNSeTs, STARE MOON, PLAN AT. BLACK HOLEE. INOOTING /o THE CII O oF MOUNTAIN NOTE ANT PAIRINS /Or MOUNTAIN IG TO VALLEY WITHORANN. NO OVER THREL MINVI ARIO CASUAL EADERS ALIE WILL SIN TO O TROUNCE warE TIDAL AWAT. FOR TS ECTION. arE YOURELA FOINT EERY TIME TO CAN CHECK Or O or COMONLY SUN UEE PHRASS AS AP SCIPO e To CATION COLLEET AT LAST PS To wev ON. LUTELY CRCIAL ELEMENTS STARS TURNING INTO te TOveTALE REBOOT LACK HOLs, LACK HOLS Tat coMPut TT/ NT SALAN GALARIES ARSORING ENTIRE WAES Tat CTIONE V. HSE RAYE EEN ASTERS HTLIN TO A N ALECK. SPARKLF WELL DONE. THEY MAY ACTUALLY E CHARD. ANDH TAN MY NOVEL... AS SWAG HOW MANT TIME HON WANT HOW MANT TIMET BONUS ROUND! OUTWAENCHING. (1 POINT FOR YES ANSWERS SPINNY WHEEL O' TITLES SAY CHEESE WILL A TOU HER. AN AWEE AUTH OTO I AN e e uE T SPACE TO PLAN our vouR P CT PORTRAIT. MY NOVEL Evo AROUND VA O V. RES WITH NAR A I co H TE O IT ISHe THE EADE INSTRUCTIONS: YES NO UNTITLED, PIN AWAY TOUR WORRIES AND TAKE THE AFTENOON OFF. HAL ALL PAGESN MY NO INveS COECT NU CAL 1.NA PET TO SD PO. INe Or sOME sOT OF MSPACH CONTIN NO SEF AUTENT PROP. PING HAND N CH YES WEISHE A TA . cr our nCTUE AND EIN E L ATE YOUR IOAL MY A L TO CHOO I OwN AETURE BACKOROUND IN THE SPACE YES NO BEIND TOUE FROTO. MATE A CTTERD orICE O AOt cor Oo sCe ALO UE COTAGE LAREI MO AINSIDE CPPIDE. A CANT E PUT Ow BONUSER ROUNDI WILL HARE Tou TO THE CORE 400 ATTACH PHOTO HERE CHALLENE CONVENTIONS OF HETION PONT FOR EACH AUST R ANT CELAIT THAT CO A PErCT T ro O or YOUR CHARACTSN PAMAAPTTON TOTAL we coMrmoN SUPPONTIVE FAMY WNOW TeE NED SARANTD Pes ALO MEERIHDEN RIMMED THE WA TN IS CAE TOO CH OFA GO THI CAN A BAD TING. Ner e TOAL STION YO v ANYTIN, UT A LIST O BLACK GLASSES 1OAIN ASLE PEOPLE YOU'VE SHOWED YOUR NOVEL TO THAT ARE NOT TRUST- WORTHY CRITICS: CRUCIAL TIPI No To MsT E DERO voRoEL A 10 MANY EEL COu IL UNS , AND EN o AWARE SECON- N Te TRANITION, voE AD T. ERAVU, T A TA D PA ESTAD. TASAR. Oe OTHEI CA T MANT T LOETO A IIMASINE PAS CCLIN M IN MAKE YOUR OWN! EE E NNER. SPIN N 1. CUT OUT 1. ArTACH WIH CE. YOR IEPLACE SIN N.I INSTRUCTIONS: E PE TIP e Se w s P R AL ITER, THELL OD POR THE uE INJET VARITY A WELL. e reA A I AAY SPIN NO. THE ENING. PRAT MA AIA T L. MARK ONE POINT rOR EACH AND DO THE MAT PROBLEM BHLOW. ONCE CONTRCTED, IPIN THE ww E TIMEL COFF EACH WORD INTO THE UNES ELOW NECESANY SPIN NO FENDS FRO vouR NOVELITING CHAT BOOM RAMBL THIS POSTER IS BROUGHT 826 TO YOU BY YOUR HYPERCRITICAL, National SPIN N SLIGHTLY SKEPTICAL, BUT COMPLETELY SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS AT 824 NATIONAL STOP ON NAY A HOM NEO ANTONE WItA LAST NA THAT I ALIO A FT NAM MAINT FE AND THE TITLE IS.. BATES NOTE INING TOURNOV ON A BIND LORANT DATE r AT MATERINO DEDICATION DOs & DON'Ts A r e ON THITTER FOLLOWERE IND MATTER NON LON IT TOOK TOU TO PO iT se CARACTERS AT A TIME YOUR SISTERNLAW NEPR VIINNS secCER COA s w OWENT O GRA SCHO WITH MICHA L CHARON MOR. O. BOMEO TOE BATE LESS THANMONTHE BONT. RANDMA CLASEE. ORADE SCHOsr COLLEE ENLIE TEACHE ALe CLASE OTHER OR TER . PRL FREE TO POINT Our 10 TE ATHLETIC ONEAND THE EY ONE THAT TH MARTTARTT ONE HA INALLY MADE IT AFTER ALL.YOUREL BEALLYNONBLY BEMEMBRD CILDOO PE o. at RIE OF GENBINE CURENT PERALL ANEIND ITO WOELD PEACE DONT BE UCHA ENOER. CHILREN,ECEL. OR NEPEETO E DETERMINED BAED eN CONTENT O . THATRARISTA WIH THE EALLY ceOL FOREARTATTOD WD ALWATS PLATS TOUR FAVORITE SON AT THE COFFEE SHOR, ETE LES IN TO CTION. AND BONT EEM 1O EVER METINS rwIANTON N TO FOLLON R HO t A WELL T. CONGR ATS! THAT NOVEL IS READY! SORRY WE DOUBTED YOU.) NOW GET TO WORK ON THE NEXT ONE. CAN YOU MAKE IT OUT TO...? A NOVEL IS TOREY AND WITH PosSILE IMENING PAME. YOU WILL SURELY E ASED TO APPEAR AT UITEA FE O ON INSS. THE HASTY SCRILE ON THE TITE PASE YO PASSING OFF AS ENTRA ECREDITI YOUR SIONATURE MIHT ONLY TAKE YOU THO SECONDI. UT FOR YOUR PANS IT WILL LAST FOREV UE THEPACE AT IHE TO PRACICEGET TING IT JUST NT BEFOE FACING THE ADORING THEONG. LABY ERANCE PIRALI THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MOMENT AND SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T HURT TO GET JUSTA LITTLE EXTRA REASSURANCE BEFORE EMBARKING ON SOMETHING HUMONGOUS, RIGHT? PLEASE TAKE THIS IN ONLY THE MOST OPTIMISTIC, CONCERNED, AND ENCOURAGING WAY, BUT.. ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, AND WHOLEHEARTEDLY READY TO PUBLISH YOUR NOVEL? RECOMMENDATIONS: DISCLAIMER: THESE ACTIVITIES MAY OR MAY NOT THIS POSTER SHOULD BE CONSULTED ONLY AFTER YOU VE REALLY FINISHED YOUR NOVEL. PRE KING AHEAD MAY CAUSE UNDESIRED FEELINGS OF ANKIETY OR ELEVATE THE QUALITY OF YOUR NOVEL OR YOUR LEVEL OF PREPAREDNESS IN ADVANCE OF PUBLICATION. BUT THEY SURE CAN'T HURT. AND AT LEAST YOU'LL GET AWAY FROM FIDGETING WITH THAT QUESTIONASLE COMMA DELETING, REINSERTING,. DELETING. REINSERTING, COVERING IT UP WITH YOUR THUM, SQUINTING AT IT. GET- OVERWHELM AND IS NOT ADVISED. PENCIL IS SUGGESTED. IN CASE OF NEED FOR REVISION. TING UP FOR COFFEE AND HOPING IT SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS YOU LIKE ON THESE ACTIVITIES, BUT TAKING LES THAN THIRTY-SEVEN IS AN OMINOUS SIGN. DISAPPEARS, READING TENCE ALOUD TO YOURSELF, PACING, ETC. (YOU SHOULD DELETE IT.) THE SEN FIVE HOURS OR MORE ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: START (ACTUALLY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT THAT COMMA BACK IN. HERE! THE BASICS THIS IS PROBABLY JUST A FORMALITY, BUT wE HAVE TO CHECK. DOES YOUR NOVEL CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING ESSENTIALST ADVERSITY MOUNTAIN THE BASICS DIALOGUE - SETTING PROTAGONIST CENTRAL TO ANY GOOD NOVEL INAMAIN CHA ACTER WO FACS OM IO A I. TnCALT. HE CL ARCTE INCO S IRAS STAY r I PATIN AOrSE. T A A CLASSIC A HUZZAH! CHARACTER MOVE ON. TO CHART WETHER YoE PED VOUR LAD AMONTAIN OA MOLE WEENOW TOa THOvT TOu WE , AN ALE, WE AmA rou rro T Ne OF THE CLABICT IFI NOr COE, ANOTHER BEVION COe . veu HAE TwO CHICE40 BACK TO THE STAIR-STEPPY THE WIND DRANG (WITIN DARS, OR LOOK INTO THE FOLLOWINS Pe ON TRAT DoNTINvoE vEL Ns sILL ALSaTO AUSATOR TAMER. NOVEL 1ILLE DO YOU PLAN TO WRITE A SEQUEL? TAST TTER. DENTI FESIONAL ORER, AWATEUR BOXER MCERAKER, HUMAN A, BAD NOVT, POSTE WR. PLOT UPSIDE-DOWN A PA 10 A ENDING CANAL CONFLICT A DINOSAUR -O1 O WHOA, BUDDY a INOSAU T ERACTrAMstr r P TED ANY TIME TT INOL. AN. NOTINS MPSTARTS PACE OA ALE O THE HEART O YOUR EADER I LIE A O Y VELOAPO CRAIN To T O OF vouR WAIN CHARACTEs BEOM. w s AN EPIC CIVILA DRAMA WO LANs GENERAL LE WAINT IBIN RACHIOA O O O AROT INRTNA ONAIN TRANOA E 1O SPICE THA T o. IFFY SEAST CONSIDEN. P A P WE GET THE PICTURE... BUZZWORD BONANZA ie. MAGERY CLICHED, HACKNETED, AND OTHERWISE EXHAUSTED coUNT ToR ENCES TO T OCEANS or OCEAN SPEAK CLIMBING OF MOUNTAINS POLLOWINS THEMES AND WARK CELESTIAL AS SOON AS YOUR BOOK TS THE SEL CICS AN W H ANT Nw. v CA OLLING WAVE CHETING WANEL LAPNG aL LACK OF MAVEL PLINS A L CAPPED AE AND S T se PEY AND ARSTC AND co /suNSeTs, STARE MOON, PLAN AT. BLACK HOLEE. INOOTING /o THE CII O oF MOUNTAIN NOTE ANT PAIRINS /Or MOUNTAIN IG TO VALLEY WITHORANN. NO OVER THREL MINVI ARIO CASUAL EADERS ALIE WILL SIN TO O TROUNCE warE TIDAL AWAT. FOR TS ECTION. arE YOURELA FOINT EERY TIME TO CAN CHECK Or O or COMONLY SUN UEE PHRASS AS AP SCIPO e To CATION COLLEET AT LAST PS To wev ON. LUTELY CRCIAL ELEMENTS STARS TURNING INTO te TOveTALE REBOOT LACK HOLs, LACK HOLS Tat coMPut TT/ NT SALAN GALARIES ARSORING ENTIRE WAES Tat CTIONE V. HSE RAYE EEN ASTERS HTLIN TO A N ALECK. SPARKLF WELL DONE. THEY MAY ACTUALLY E CHARD. ANDH TAN MY NOVEL... AS SWAG HOW MANT TIME HON WANT HOW MANT TIMET BONUS ROUND! OUTWAENCHING. (1 POINT FOR YES ANSWERS SPINNY WHEEL O' TITLES SAY CHEESE WILL A TOU HER. AN AWEE AUTH OTO I AN e e uE T SPACE TO PLAN our vouR P CT PORTRAIT. MY NOVEL Evo AROUND VA O V. RES WITH NAR A I co H TE O IT ISHe THE EADE INSTRUCTIONS: YES NO UNTITLED, PIN AWAY TOUR WORRIES AND TAKE THE AFTENOON OFF. HAL ALL PAGESN MY NO INveS COECT NU CAL 1.NA PET TO SD PO. INe Or sOME sOT OF MSPACH CONTIN NO SEF AUTENT PROP. PING HAND N CH YES WEISHE A TA . cr our nCTUE AND EIN E L ATE YOUR IOAL MY A L TO CHOO I OwN AETURE BACKOROUND IN THE SPACE YES NO BEIND TOUE FROTO. MATE A CTTERD orICE O AOt cor Oo sCe ALO UE COTAGE LAREI MO AINSIDE CPPIDE. A CANT E PUT Ow BONUSER ROUNDI WILL HARE Tou TO THE CORE 400 ATTACH PHOTO HERE CHALLENE CONVENTIONS OF HETION PONT FOR EACH AUST R ANT CELAIT THAT CO A PErCT T ro O or YOUR CHARACTSN PAMAAPTTON TOTAL we coMrmoN SUPPONTIVE FAMY WNOW TeE NED SARANTD Pes ALO MEERIHDEN RIMMED THE WA TN IS CAE TOO CH OFA GO THI CAN A BAD TING. Ner e TOAL STION YO v ANYTIN, UT A LIST O BLACK GLASSES 1OAIN ASLE PEOPLE YOU'VE SHOWED YOUR NOVEL TO THAT ARE NOT TRUST- WORTHY CRITICS: CRUCIAL TIPI No To MsT E DERO voRoEL A 10 MANY EEL COu IL UNS , AND EN o AWARE SECON- N Te TRANITION, voE AD T. ERAVU, T A TA D PA ESTAD. TASAR. Oe OTHEI CA T MANT T LOETO A IIMASINE PAS CCLIN M IN MAKE YOUR OWN! EE E NNER. SPIN N 1. CUT OUT 1. ArTACH WIH CE. YOR IEPLACE SIN N.I INSTRUCTIONS: E PE TIP e Se w s P R AL ITER, THELL OD POR THE uE INJET VARITY A WELL. e reA A I AAY SPIN NO. THE ENING. PRAT MA AIA T L. MARK ONE POINT rOR EACH AND DO THE MAT PROBLEM BHLOW. ONCE CONTRCTED, IPIN THE ww E TIMEL COFF EACH WORD INTO THE UNES ELOW NECESANY SPIN NO FENDS FRO vouR NOVELITING CHAT BOOM RAMBL THIS POSTER IS BROUGHT 826 TO YOU BY YOUR HYPERCRITICAL, National SPIN N SLIGHTLY SKEPTICAL, BUT COMPLETELY SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS AT 824 NATIONAL STOP ON NAY A HOM NEO ANTONE WItA LAST NA THAT I ALIO A FT NAM MAINT FE AND THE TITLE IS.. BATES NOTE INING TOURNOV ON A BIND LORANT DATE r AT MATERINO DEDICATION DOs & DON'Ts A r e ON THITTER FOLLOWERE IND MATTER NON LON IT TOOK TOU TO PO iT se CARACTERS AT A TIME YOUR SISTERNLAW NEPR VIINNS secCER COA s w OWENT O GRA SCHO WITH MICHA L CHARON MOR. O. BOMEO TOE BATE LESS THANMONTHE BONT. RANDMA CLASEE. ORADE SCHOsr COLLEE ENLIE TEACHE ALe CLASE OTHER OR TER . PRL FREE TO POINT Our 10 TE ATHLETIC ONEAND THE EY ONE THAT TH MARTTARTT ONE HA INALLY MADE IT AFTER ALL.YOUREL BEALLYNONBLY BEMEMBRD CILDOO PE o. at RIE OF GENBINE CURENT PERALL ANEIND ITO WOELD PEACE DONT BE UCHA ENOER. CHILREN,ECEL. OR NEPEETO E DETERMINED BAED eN CONTENT O . THATRARISTA WIH THE EALLY ceOL FOREARTATTOD WD ALWATS PLATS TOUR FAVORITE SON AT THE COFFEE SHOR, ETE LES IN TO CTION. AND BONT EEM 1O EVER METINS rwIANTON N TO FOLLON R HO t A WELL T. CONGR ATS! THAT NOVEL IS READY! SORRY WE DOUBTED YOU.) NOW GET TO WORK ON THE NEXT ONE. CAN YOU MAKE IT OUT TO...? A NOVEL IS TOREY AND WITH PosSILE IMENING PAME. YOU WILL SURELY E ASED TO APPEAR AT UITEA FE O ON INSS. THE HASTY SCRILE ON THE TITE PASE YO PASSING OFF AS ENTRA ECREDITI YOUR SIONATURE MIHT ONLY TAKE YOU THO SECONDI. UT FOR YOUR PANS IT WILL LAST FOREV UE THEPACE AT IHE TO PRACICEGET TING IT JUST NT BEFOE FACING THE ADORING THEONG. LABY ERANCE PIRALI THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MOMENT AND SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T HURT TO GET JUSTA LITTLE EXTRA REASSURANCE BEFORE EMBARKING ON SOMETHING HUMONGOUS, RIGHT? PLEASE TAKE THIS IN ONLY THE MOST OPTIMISTIC, CONCERNED, AND ENCOURAGING WAY, BUT.. ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, AND WHOLEHEARTEDLY READY TO PUBLISH YOUR NOVEL? RECOMMENDATIONS: DISCLAIMER: THESE ACTIVITIES MAY OR MAY NOT THIS POSTER SHOULD BE CONSULTED ONLY AFTER YOU VE REALLY FINISHED YOUR NOVEL. PRE KING AHEAD MAY CAUSE UNDESIRED FEELINGS OF ANKIETY OR ELEVATE THE QUALITY OF YOUR NOVEL OR YOUR LEVEL OF PREPAREDNESS IN ADVANCE OF PUBLICATION. BUT THEY SURE CAN'T HURT. AND AT LEAST YOU'LL GET AWAY FROM FIDGETING WITH THAT QUESTIONASLE COMMA DELETING, REINSERTING,. DELETING. REINSERTING, COVERING IT UP WITH YOUR THUM, SQUINTING AT IT. GET- OVERWHELM AND IS NOT ADVISED. PENCIL IS SUGGESTED. IN CASE OF NEED FOR REVISION. TING UP FOR COFFEE AND HOPING IT SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS YOU LIKE ON THESE ACTIVITIES, BUT TAKING LES THAN THIRTY-SEVEN IS AN OMINOUS SIGN. DISAPPEARS, READING TENCE ALOUD TO YOURSELF, PACING, ETC. (YOU SHOULD DELETE IT.) THE SEN FIVE HOURS OR MORE ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: START (ACTUALLY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT THAT COMMA BACK IN. HERE! THE BASICS THIS IS PROBABLY JUST A FORMALITY, BUT wE HAVE TO CHECK. DOES YOUR NOVEL CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING ESSENTIALST ADVERSITY MOUNTAIN THE BASICS DIALOGUE - SETTING PROTAGONIST CENTRAL TO ANY GOOD NOVEL INAMAIN CHA ACTER WO FACS OM IO A I. TnCALT. HE CL ARCTE INCO S IRAS STAY r I PATIN AOrSE. T A A CLASSIC A HUZZAH! CHARACTER MOVE ON. TO CHART WETHER YoE PED VOUR LAD AMONTAIN OA MOLE WEENOW TOa THOvT TOu WE , AN ALE, WE AmA rou rro T Ne OF THE CLABICT IFI NOr COE, ANOTHER BEVION COe . veu HAE TwO CHICE40 BACK TO THE STAIR-STEPPY THE WIND DRANG (WITIN DARS, OR LOOK INTO THE FOLLOWINS Pe ON TRAT DoNTINvoE vEL Ns sILL ALSaTO AUSATOR TAMER. NOVEL 1ILLE DO YOU PLAN TO WRITE A SEQUEL? TAST TTER. DENTI FESIONAL ORER, AWATEUR BOXER MCERAKER, HUMAN A, BAD NOVT, POSTE WR. PLOT UPSIDE-DOWN A PA 10 A ENDING CANAL CONFLICT A DINOSAUR -O1 O WHOA, BUDDY a INOSAU T ERACTrAMstr r P TED ANY TIME TT INOL. AN. NOTINS MPSTARTS PACE OA ALE O THE HEART O YOUR EADER I LIE A O Y VELOAPO CRAIN To T O OF vouR WAIN CHARACTEs BEOM. w s AN EPIC CIVILA DRAMA WO LANs GENERAL LE WAINT IBIN RACHIOA O O O AROT INRTNA ONAIN TRANOA E 1O SPICE THA T o. IFFY SEAST CONSIDEN. P A P WE GET THE PICTURE... BUZZWORD BONANZA ie. MAGERY CLICHED, HACKNETED, AND OTHERWISE EXHAUSTED coUNT ToR ENCES TO T OCEANS or OCEAN SPEAK CLIMBING OF MOUNTAINS POLLOWINS THEMES AND WARK CELESTIAL AS SOON AS YOUR BOOK TS THE SEL CICS AN W H ANT Nw. v CA OLLING WAVE CHETING WANEL LAPNG aL LACK OF MAVEL PLINS A L CAPPED AE AND S T se PEY AND ARSTC AND co /suNSeTs, STARE MOON, PLAN AT. BLACK HOLEE. INOOTING /o THE CII O oF MOUNTAIN NOTE ANT PAIRINS /Or MOUNTAIN IG TO VALLEY WITHORANN. NO OVER THREL MINVI ARIO CASUAL EADERS ALIE WILL SIN TO O TROUNCE warE TIDAL AWAT. FOR TS ECTION. arE YOURELA FOINT EERY TIME TO CAN CHECK Or O or COMONLY SUN UEE PHRASS AS AP SCIPO e To CATION COLLEET AT LAST PS To wev ON. LUTELY CRCIAL ELEMENTS STARS TURNING INTO te TOveTALE REBOOT LACK HOLs, LACK HOLS Tat coMPut TT/ NT SALAN GALARIES ARSORING ENTIRE WAES Tat CTIONE V. HSE RAYE EEN ASTERS HTLIN TO A N ALECK. SPARKLF WELL DONE. THEY MAY ACTUALLY E CHARD. ANDH TAN MY NOVEL... AS SWAG HOW MANT TIME HON WANT HOW MANT TIMET BONUS ROUND! OUTWAENCHING. (1 POINT FOR YES ANSWERS SPINNY WHEEL O' TITLES SAY CHEESE WILL A TOU HER. AN AWEE AUTH OTO I AN e e uE T SPACE TO PLAN our vouR P CT PORTRAIT. MY NOVEL Evo AROUND VA O V. RES WITH NAR A I co H TE O IT ISHe THE EADE INSTRUCTIONS: YES NO UNTITLED, PIN AWAY TOUR WORRIES AND TAKE THE AFTENOON OFF. HAL ALL PAGESN MY NO INveS COECT NU CAL 1.NA PET TO SD PO. INe Or sOME sOT OF MSPACH CONTIN NO SEF AUTENT PROP. PING HAND N CH YES WEISHE A TA . cr our nCTUE AND EIN E L ATE YOUR IOAL MY A L TO CHOO I OwN AETURE BACKOROUND IN THE SPACE YES NO BEIND TOUE FROTO. MATE A CTTERD orICE O AOt cor Oo sCe ALO UE COTAGE LAREI MO AINSIDE CPPIDE. A CANT E PUT Ow BONUSER ROUNDI WILL HARE Tou TO THE CORE 400 ATTACH PHOTO HERE CHALLENE CONVENTIONS OF HETION PONT FOR EACH AUST R ANT CELAIT THAT CO A PErCT T ro O or YOUR CHARACTSN PAMAAPTTON TOTAL we coMrmoN SUPPONTIVE FAMY WNOW TeE NED SARANTD Pes ALO MEERIHDEN RIMMED THE WA TN IS CAE TOO CH OFA GO THI CAN A BAD TING. Ner e TOAL STION YO v ANYTIN, UT A LIST O BLACK GLASSES 1OAIN ASLE PEOPLE YOU'VE SHOWED YOUR NOVEL TO THAT ARE NOT TRUST- WORTHY CRITICS: CRUCIAL TIPI No To MsT E DERO voRoEL A 10 MANY EEL COu IL UNS , AND EN o AWARE SECON- N Te TRANITION, voE AD T. ERAVU, T A TA D PA ESTAD. TASAR. Oe OTHEI CA T MANT T LOETO A IIMASINE PAS CCLIN M IN MAKE YOUR OWN! EE E NNER. SPIN N 1. CUT OUT 1. ArTACH WIH CE. YOR IEPLACE SIN N.I INSTRUCTIONS: E PE TIP e Se w s P R AL ITER, THELL OD POR THE uE INJET VARITY A WELL. e reA A I AAY SPIN NO. THE ENING. PRAT MA AIA T L. MARK ONE POINT rOR EACH AND DO THE MAT PROBLEM BHLOW. ONCE CONTRCTED, IPIN THE ww E TIMEL COFF EACH WORD INTO THE UNES ELOW NECESANY SPIN NO FENDS FRO vouR NOVELITING CHAT BOOM RAMBL THIS POSTER IS BROUGHT 826 TO YOU BY YOUR HYPERCRITICAL, National SPIN N SLIGHTLY SKEPTICAL, BUT COMPLETELY SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS AT 824 NATIONAL STOP ON NAY A HOM NEO ANTONE WItA LAST NA THAT I ALIO A FT NAM MAINT FE AND THE TITLE IS.. BATES NOTE INING TOURNOV ON A BIND LORANT DATE r AT MATERINO DEDICATION DOs & DON'Ts A r e ON THITTER FOLLOWERE IND MATTER NON LON IT TOOK TOU TO PO iT se CARACTERS AT A TIME YOUR SISTERNLAW NEPR VIINNS secCER COA s w OWENT O GRA SCHO WITH MICHA L CHARON MOR. O. BOMEO TOE BATE LESS THANMONTHE BONT. RANDMA CLASEE. ORADE SCHOsr COLLEE ENLIE TEACHE ALe CLASE OTHER OR TER . PRL FREE TO POINT Our 10 TE ATHLETIC ONEAND THE EY ONE THAT TH MARTTARTT ONE HA INALLY MADE IT AFTER ALL.YOUREL BEALLYNONBLY BEMEMBRD CILDOO PE o. at RIE OF GENBINE CURENT PERALL ANEIND ITO WOELD PEACE DONT BE UCHA ENOER. CHILREN,ECEL. OR NEPEETO E DETERMINED BAED eN CONTENT O . THATRARISTA WIH THE EALLY ceOL FOREARTATTOD WD ALWATS PLATS TOUR FAVORITE SON AT THE COFFEE SHOR, ETE LES IN TO CTION. AND BONT EEM 1O EVER METINS rwIANTON N TO FOLLON R HO t A WELL T. CONGR ATS! THAT NOVEL IS READY! SORRY WE DOUBTED YOU.) NOW GET TO WORK ON THE NEXT ONE. CAN YOU MAKE IT OUT TO...? A NOVEL IS TOREY AND WITH PosSILE IMENING PAME. YOU WILL SURELY E ASED TO APPEAR AT UITEA FE O ON INSS. THE HASTY SCRILE ON THE TITE PASE YO PASSING OFF AS ENTRA ECREDITI YOUR SIONATURE MIHT ONLY TAKE YOU THO SECONDI. UT FOR YOUR PANS IT WILL LAST FOREV UE THEPACE AT IHE TO PRACICEGET TING IT JUST NT BEFOE FACING THE ADORING THEONG. LABY ERANCE PIRALI