Anatomy of an Apple user

ANATOMY OF AN USER HIPSTER CAP APPLE IN-EAR HEADPHONES The hipster cap is used by the The apple In-Ear Headphones are purchased by the apple user when at the apple store looking at iPhone accessories. Though the user only went to buy a case, he ended up convinced he needed more. apple user as a signature. Where ever the apple user goes, there goes his cap. These caps are helpful to coffee shop barristas in helping distinguish each apple RX-LESS EYEGLASSES The apple user wears rx-less glasses for two reasons, first, fashion, and second, to be more user apart. like Steve Jobs. 15 " MACBOOK PRO POSEUR This computer is the apple user's weapon of choice. Not only does it establish him socially higher than the 13" user, but it allows him to make a living as a free- lance infographic designer. CHARLATAN SOCIALLY-CONSCIOUS, VEGAN SHOES These shoes help the user feel hip and original. The shoes are also used as a conversation starter with the female apple user. She is typically impressed with the male users socially- conscious attitude towards the world. PRIUS CAR KEYS These are the keys to the apple user's car. Displayed on the bumper of his Prius is an apple logo, an Obama sticker, and a IPHONE 3G[S] bumpersticker that reads "You're The gadget that started it all, the user has purchased and used all three versions since 2007. Welcome!". SKINNY JEANS The apple user wears skinny jeans so that the public can see his iPhone bulge in his back pocket. FIXED GEAR MESSENGER BAG This bag is used to hold the many tech gadgets this apple user doesn't really need, but feels cool using in front of people he doesn't know. IPAD (SAFELY STORED IN MESSENGER BAG] REFRESHING BEVERAGE Most apple users love the refreshing taste of malt liquor This was purchased by the apple user completely on impulse, and after two weeks of using this product the apple user still has no idea how the iPad will be useful mixed with the excitement of an energy drink. This helps the apple user to stay creative in a relaxed state. to him. SPARK