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40 Ways to Screw Up a PowerPoint Slide

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40 Ways to Screw Up a PowerPoint Slide

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Bad PowerPoint design may be just as detrimental to your presentation as smelling like a horse. When you have poorly designed slides, a few things happen: your professionalism is questioned (because y...

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